Disclaimer : Yeah, I know what my Pen Name is, but I like Spongebob too...so bare with me...let's start dis crap!
Disclaimer #2 : This is rated PG for Mild language and PG-13 because someone ends up dead at the end of nearly every episode!
Oh and from time to time in the fics, Kirby, Mario, Sonia and Manic (both from Sonic Underground might show up)
Spongebob Madness Episode 1 : Spongebob gets a new job!
Squidward : Spongebob, have you finished yet?
Spongebob : No way, Squidward! Patty Appreciation Day lasts exactly 1 more hour!
Squidward : But why does the process need to take pkace in the damn bathroom!
Spongebob : It must be done alone!
Squidward : But I really have to go! I can't hold it in much longer! Hurry up before it's too (Squidward accidentially soils himself)-late...
Spongebob : oops, silly me, I meant 1 more minute! (opens the door) Enjoy Squidward! (goes into Mr.Krabs's office to get his paycheck)
Squidward : ...Why me...WOAH! (slips on his own piss (yes, he had to get the stuff out of both ends) and hits the ground)...ow...
(in Mr.Krabs's office)
Mr.Krabs : You've put in a hard week's work boy, here you go! (hands Spongebob his paycheck which is for $1 Dollar)
Spongebob : ...........YES! I did it!
Mr.Krabs : What is it, boy?
Spongebob : This is my 1 millionth dollar earned working here!
Mr.Krabs : ..umm...why do you care?
Spongebob : Since I've earned $1 Dollar a week, this means this is my 1 millionth week working here!...YESSSSS!!!! I'm gonna stick this dollar on my @$$ coverer (or in other words, on the seat of his pants) to remind me?..Oh and I have another surprise, I told myself the day I was accepted that when I accomplished this, I'd go find another job!
Mr.Krabs : WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?! Absolutely Not! I don't allow a fry cook as good as you to quit!
Spongebob : (throws his hat to Mr.Krabs) I knew you'd understand! (walks out the door and on that very second he's out of earshot)
Squidward : HOORAY! I'll never see him again on working days!
Mr.Krabs : Shut up Squidward! This is totally bad!
Squidward : Oh puleeze, what could happen just because Spongebob's gone?
Plankton : (tiptoes out of the back room holding a Krabby Patty and a few hours later)
Health Inspector : I'm afraid I'm gonna have to shut you down because the restaurant down the road sells the same stuff at a cheaper price and sells more.
Mr.Krabs : What does that have to do with being a health inspector?
HI : Shut up, or I'll stab you with this knife!
Mr.Krabs : I'm leaving now!
Squidward : YAY! Now I don't have to work anymore!
(OK, let's get to the main subject of the episode and see wat Spongebob's up too)
Spongebob : So, you got any ideas what job I should have?
Patrick : hmm...I know (one hour later, he hands a list of 1 million suggestions and 999998 of them all have Krusty Krab written on them
Spongebob : I told you that I quit that place...hmmm...Conqueror of the World...nah, too difficult to plan stuff... Donut Salesman...I like it!
Patrick : Knowledge is Power!
(let's skip to the day later after Spongebob has the job)
Spongebob : I've been here for an hour and not one customer
Customer #1 : Hello, I'd like one glazed chocolate donut!
Spongebob : Coming Up! (He hands him a Krabby Patty)
C#1 : umm...this is a hamburger, I asked for a donut!
Spongebob : oops, sorry (hands him a donut) That'll be one dollar!
C#1 : Here
Spongebob : Thank you for visiting the Krust-I mean Donut World!
C#2 : Excuse me, I have a ticket for a 12 pack of donuts free, which is what I want!
Spongebob : One free pack of 12 donuts, that'll be 12 bucks!
C#2 : But it says here that they're free
Spongebob : One free 12 pack is 12 dollars!
C#2 : Do you know what free means?
Spongebob : Yes, it means..well...umm...
C#2 : I'm never coming to this god damn place again! (grabs the 12 pack and slams the door)
Spongebob : Wait! You have to pay for that?
C#3 : Excuse me, me and my family would like 100 Dynamite Donuts! (in this store, the Dynamite Donuts are the biggest ones, and although Spongebob was told that, he of course wasn't listening at the time, so he fills 100 donuts with dynamite)
Spongebob : Thank you and enjoy!
C#3 : (takes bite) This is deli-(all the dynamite explodes and the show is blown up and, ironically enough, Spongebob ends up falling right on top of Mr.Krabs)
Spongebob : ...I think I'd like too come back to work Mr.Krabs
Mr.Krabs : Fianlly, I knew you'd come back!...now to convince the Health Inspector to let us get back in business)
(Chum Bucket)
HI : Since you stole that secret formula, we're shutting you down and taking you downtown, and you'd better cooperate or else!
Plankton : Or else what, you idiot?
HI : Oh, you're in trouble now...(presses button on belt which causes an alarm and immediatly the doors of the Chum Bucket slam open and in walks ...Sonia with a knife and a crazy look on her face
Plankton : AAHHH!!!
Sonia : COME HERE YOU GOD DAMN GUY WHO'S GOING TO BE ROADKILL IN 10 SECONDS *CENSORED* (We can't let you see this, but at the end, Plankton is a bloody carcass and as soon as he's dead, the insane look on Sonia's face dissapeares)
Sonia : That was satisfingly pleasing...(goes back to her car with Manic at the wheel)
Manic : So how did it go?
Sonia : I was in one of my better moods (they drive off)
HI : Well, I guess I'd better put the KK back up since there's no competing restaurant!
Mr.Krabs + Spongebob : (who just happen to be nearby) YAAAYY!!
Squidward : (who just happens to be nearby) NOOO-(Sonia's car drives back up to him)
Sonia : Shut up or I'll kill you too (car leaves)
Well, that's pretty much it. Except I have 1 question to answer
1.This chapter has almost nothing to do with the title because..well...I actually have no reason...BYE!
Disclaimer #2 : This is rated PG for Mild language and PG-13 because someone ends up dead at the end of nearly every episode!
Oh and from time to time in the fics, Kirby, Mario, Sonia and Manic (both from Sonic Underground might show up)
Spongebob Madness Episode 1 : Spongebob gets a new job!
Squidward : Spongebob, have you finished yet?
Spongebob : No way, Squidward! Patty Appreciation Day lasts exactly 1 more hour!
Squidward : But why does the process need to take pkace in the damn bathroom!
Spongebob : It must be done alone!
Squidward : But I really have to go! I can't hold it in much longer! Hurry up before it's too (Squidward accidentially soils himself)-late...
Spongebob : oops, silly me, I meant 1 more minute! (opens the door) Enjoy Squidward! (goes into Mr.Krabs's office to get his paycheck)
Squidward : ...Why me...WOAH! (slips on his own piss (yes, he had to get the stuff out of both ends) and hits the ground)...ow...
(in Mr.Krabs's office)
Mr.Krabs : You've put in a hard week's work boy, here you go! (hands Spongebob his paycheck which is for $1 Dollar)
Spongebob : ...........YES! I did it!
Mr.Krabs : What is it, boy?
Spongebob : This is my 1 millionth dollar earned working here!
Mr.Krabs : ..umm...why do you care?
Spongebob : Since I've earned $1 Dollar a week, this means this is my 1 millionth week working here!...YESSSSS!!!! I'm gonna stick this dollar on my @$$ coverer (or in other words, on the seat of his pants) to remind me?..Oh and I have another surprise, I told myself the day I was accepted that when I accomplished this, I'd go find another job!
Mr.Krabs : WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?! Absolutely Not! I don't allow a fry cook as good as you to quit!
Spongebob : (throws his hat to Mr.Krabs) I knew you'd understand! (walks out the door and on that very second he's out of earshot)
Squidward : HOORAY! I'll never see him again on working days!
Mr.Krabs : Shut up Squidward! This is totally bad!
Squidward : Oh puleeze, what could happen just because Spongebob's gone?
Plankton : (tiptoes out of the back room holding a Krabby Patty and a few hours later)
Health Inspector : I'm afraid I'm gonna have to shut you down because the restaurant down the road sells the same stuff at a cheaper price and sells more.
Mr.Krabs : What does that have to do with being a health inspector?
HI : Shut up, or I'll stab you with this knife!
Mr.Krabs : I'm leaving now!
Squidward : YAY! Now I don't have to work anymore!
(OK, let's get to the main subject of the episode and see wat Spongebob's up too)
Spongebob : So, you got any ideas what job I should have?
Patrick : hmm...I know (one hour later, he hands a list of 1 million suggestions and 999998 of them all have Krusty Krab written on them
Spongebob : I told you that I quit that place...hmmm...Conqueror of the World...nah, too difficult to plan stuff... Donut Salesman...I like it!
Patrick : Knowledge is Power!
(let's skip to the day later after Spongebob has the job)
Spongebob : I've been here for an hour and not one customer
Customer #1 : Hello, I'd like one glazed chocolate donut!
Spongebob : Coming Up! (He hands him a Krabby Patty)
C#1 : umm...this is a hamburger, I asked for a donut!
Spongebob : oops, sorry (hands him a donut) That'll be one dollar!
C#1 : Here
Spongebob : Thank you for visiting the Krust-I mean Donut World!
C#2 : Excuse me, I have a ticket for a 12 pack of donuts free, which is what I want!
Spongebob : One free pack of 12 donuts, that'll be 12 bucks!
C#2 : But it says here that they're free
Spongebob : One free 12 pack is 12 dollars!
C#2 : Do you know what free means?
Spongebob : Yes, it means..well...umm...
C#2 : I'm never coming to this god damn place again! (grabs the 12 pack and slams the door)
Spongebob : Wait! You have to pay for that?
C#3 : Excuse me, me and my family would like 100 Dynamite Donuts! (in this store, the Dynamite Donuts are the biggest ones, and although Spongebob was told that, he of course wasn't listening at the time, so he fills 100 donuts with dynamite)
Spongebob : Thank you and enjoy!
C#3 : (takes bite) This is deli-(all the dynamite explodes and the show is blown up and, ironically enough, Spongebob ends up falling right on top of Mr.Krabs)
Spongebob : ...I think I'd like too come back to work Mr.Krabs
Mr.Krabs : Fianlly, I knew you'd come back!...now to convince the Health Inspector to let us get back in business)
(Chum Bucket)
HI : Since you stole that secret formula, we're shutting you down and taking you downtown, and you'd better cooperate or else!
Plankton : Or else what, you idiot?
HI : Oh, you're in trouble now...(presses button on belt which causes an alarm and immediatly the doors of the Chum Bucket slam open and in walks ...Sonia with a knife and a crazy look on her face
Plankton : AAHHH!!!
Sonia : COME HERE YOU GOD DAMN GUY WHO'S GOING TO BE ROADKILL IN 10 SECONDS *CENSORED* (We can't let you see this, but at the end, Plankton is a bloody carcass and as soon as he's dead, the insane look on Sonia's face dissapeares)
Sonia : That was satisfingly pleasing...(goes back to her car with Manic at the wheel)
Manic : So how did it go?
Sonia : I was in one of my better moods (they drive off)
HI : Well, I guess I'd better put the KK back up since there's no competing restaurant!
Mr.Krabs + Spongebob : (who just happen to be nearby) YAAAYY!!
Squidward : (who just happens to be nearby) NOOO-(Sonia's car drives back up to him)
Sonia : Shut up or I'll kill you too (car leaves)
Well, that's pretty much it. Except I have 1 question to answer
1.This chapter has almost nothing to do with the title because..well...I actually have no reason...BYE!