Lord of the Chamberpot
Disclaimer: JK owns Harry Potter and others, Tolkein owns LOTR charachters.
This story is NOT FOR SMALL CHILDREN or the ill of heart! do not read this unless u have a sick mind! im warning u!
This is a Jewel Sivers/BlueGemini collaboration!
Harry Potter, Hermione, and Ron step into the Hog's head on a bright sunny afternoon. Ron sees a fro sticking up from behind a booth. Since Ron has a thing 4 fros, he asks Harry what to do.....
Harry: rrrrrrrrr growl 4 me baby. Ron do u kno wat that is? Ron: yes, but how did u get one? Harry: No not THAT! over in that booth! Ron: Bloody galleons! its frodo Baggins! You must go on harry! not me, not hermione! YOU! Only you can defeat him in the Chamberpot of Secrets.
Harry runs over 2 the booth Harry: I know you have it! Give it to me! Frodo: Never!I am the bearer! not u, not hermione! ME! Harry: I know you have got the skills! Give me a Backrub NOW! And while ur at it, hand over the precious! Frodo: *finally surrenders and hands over the chamberpot* (harry needs it) (*blueGemini shouts* GO HARRY GO FOR THE GOAL!!*) Frodo: You shant have it yet! I made a promise, to Gandalf! A promise! 'do not leave the chamber pot, he said to me!' And i do not intend to. (* Jewel Silvers histerically shouts*NO!!! u stole sams qoute how dare ye,thou shant live to see the shire!*) Harry: I challenge you to a square dancing duel! *grabs ron* Frodo: *grabs ron's other arm* But first a song! *all 3 spin around histerically, singing like drunken ducks*
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
And his boots r yellow! (*BlueGemini: PANTS! PANTS I SAY! YELLOW PANTS!*) (*Jewel Silvers cries: The shoes are YELLOW , YELLOW ARE THY SHOES!*) Harry: ok, Ron is mine! mine I say* pulling ron towards him* Frodo: but i wish he to come dance with me!* yanks ron by the arm*
Frodo releases his grip on Rons arm. Ron falls backwards into Harrys arms, and both fall back into the punch table. Frodo: Fine I shant have Ronald, Samwise come dance with me and let me see that booty bounce!(*echoing*booty bounce booty bounce!*) Sam: cant touch this!* DAdaDAda DA DA cant touch this!* Ron: Put your money where your mouth is! *touches it* Sam: *gasps and dives for the chamber pot * after realizing what must be done!* *sam smashes the chamber pot on the floor* Can't you see? its making us all crazy, now we musnt fight! (*BlueGemini and Jewel Silvers shout: Bet u didnt see that comin, didya? u thought he would do something else u sicko!*) Harry: Now y did u have 2 go and do THAT? I need it! U will pay! Frodo and Sam go bak 2 the shire to take care of sum business.
The End! (*JS: Or is it? dun dun dun!*)(*FRODO RULZ!!!!!*)
This story is NOT FOR SMALL CHILDREN or the ill of heart! do not read this unless u have a sick mind! im warning u!
This is a Jewel Sivers/BlueGemini collaboration!
Harry Potter, Hermione, and Ron step into the Hog's head on a bright sunny afternoon. Ron sees a fro sticking up from behind a booth. Since Ron has a thing 4 fros, he asks Harry what to do.....
Harry: rrrrrrrrr growl 4 me baby. Ron do u kno wat that is? Ron: yes, but how did u get one? Harry: No not THAT! over in that booth! Ron: Bloody galleons! its frodo Baggins! You must go on harry! not me, not hermione! YOU! Only you can defeat him in the Chamberpot of Secrets.
Harry runs over 2 the booth Harry: I know you have it! Give it to me! Frodo: Never!I am the bearer! not u, not hermione! ME! Harry: I know you have got the skills! Give me a Backrub NOW! And while ur at it, hand over the precious! Frodo: *finally surrenders and hands over the chamberpot* (harry needs it) (*blueGemini shouts* GO HARRY GO FOR THE GOAL!!*) Frodo: You shant have it yet! I made a promise, to Gandalf! A promise! 'do not leave the chamber pot, he said to me!' And i do not intend to. (* Jewel Silvers histerically shouts*NO!!! u stole sams qoute how dare ye,thou shant live to see the shire!*) Harry: I challenge you to a square dancing duel! *grabs ron* Frodo: *grabs ron's other arm* But first a song! *all 3 spin around histerically, singing like drunken ducks*
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
And his boots r yellow! (*BlueGemini: PANTS! PANTS I SAY! YELLOW PANTS!*) (*Jewel Silvers cries: The shoes are YELLOW , YELLOW ARE THY SHOES!*) Harry: ok, Ron is mine! mine I say* pulling ron towards him* Frodo: but i wish he to come dance with me!* yanks ron by the arm*
Frodo releases his grip on Rons arm. Ron falls backwards into Harrys arms, and both fall back into the punch table. Frodo: Fine I shant have Ronald, Samwise come dance with me and let me see that booty bounce!(*echoing*booty bounce booty bounce!*) Sam: cant touch this!* DAdaDAda DA DA cant touch this!* Ron: Put your money where your mouth is! *touches it* Sam: *gasps and dives for the chamber pot * after realizing what must be done!* *sam smashes the chamber pot on the floor* Can't you see? its making us all crazy, now we musnt fight! (*BlueGemini and Jewel Silvers shout: Bet u didnt see that comin, didya? u thought he would do something else u sicko!*) Harry: Now y did u have 2 go and do THAT? I need it! U will pay! Frodo and Sam go bak 2 the shire to take care of sum business.
The End! (*JS: Or is it? dun dun dun!*)(*FRODO RULZ!!!!!*)