As it had turned out Harry had asked Hermione to the ball. This was
a total surprise to everyone, but absolutely no one was opposed it. Or at
least as far as anyone knew. It was vacation at last. Finally a relief
from the strenuous work schedule that the school put on its fifth years.
There was a new girl that arrived at the school that nobody really knew. In fact nobody even knew her name, she just stared at Harry's scar all day. That is until finally one day, in the common room, we managed to make contact. Or rather she made contact with us.
"Can I touch it?" asked the new girl to Harry.
Harry just looked at her wondering what on earth could she be talking about.
"Um.excuse me?" asked Harry, still wondering weather or not he should have been turned on by her comment.
"Your scar.can I touch it?" asked the new girl again.
"Well you see it.." started Harry.
"PLEASE! Oh Please oh pleazzy please?" went the new girl.
"Now wait just a second.I" Harry started again, slightly frustrated now.
"With sugar ON TOP!" screamed the new girl.
"OK!" "Fine, just be careful it has helped me a lot throughout my life and it is kind of sens."
POKE
Yep thought Harry I didn't think that she would listen to what I have to say.
" WOW that's cool!" "Ok well I have to get going, I have something else to do.by the way my name is Alexia.what's yours?"
"I'm uh.Harry Potter." said Harry, pointing to his scar, and now VERY confused.
Alexia's eyes grew extremely large as she dropped a piece of folded up parchment out of her hand.
She walked up to Harry and hugged him very tightly. There was a very odd moment of silence and finally without any warning she took her hands and grabbed Harry's rear as hard as she possibly could.
"Um." said Harry "Can I ask what that was for?!"
" I needed to add it to my Things to do before I die list." said Alexia.
" Right then. BYE!" she shouted, and with that the portrait hole closed with a muffled boom.
No sooner did the door close did Tim come running down the stairs. Screaming franticly he yelled, "I've just been violated!!!"
"What are you going on about Tim?" asked Harry.
" I was taking a nap, when someone came up to me, and grabbed my ASS!"
"It was Alexia." said Harry
"Who the bloody hell is Alexia?"
"The new girl" Said Harry, still absorbing what just happened.
"Oh." said Tim, who seemed to be ok with Harry's response.
"What's on the floor?" asked Tim, breaking off the conversation about the mysterious and elusive rump grabber. "She had dropped it.I think" replied Harry.
Harry and Tim knew that the notes contents would be weird, but nothing could have prepared them for what was about to happen next.
"Lets see now." said Tim with a devilish look on his face.
The note read as follows:
Dear new girl,
Meet me in the basement stairwell at 11:00 I wish to speak with you
regarding the Halloween ball tomorrow.
I will be holding an orange rose.
Love,
Your secret admirer
There was a new girl that arrived at the school that nobody really knew. In fact nobody even knew her name, she just stared at Harry's scar all day. That is until finally one day, in the common room, we managed to make contact. Or rather she made contact with us.
"Can I touch it?" asked the new girl to Harry.
Harry just looked at her wondering what on earth could she be talking about.
"Um.excuse me?" asked Harry, still wondering weather or not he should have been turned on by her comment.
"Your scar.can I touch it?" asked the new girl again.
"Well you see it.." started Harry.
"PLEASE! Oh Please oh pleazzy please?" went the new girl.
"Now wait just a second.I" Harry started again, slightly frustrated now.
"With sugar ON TOP!" screamed the new girl.
"OK!" "Fine, just be careful it has helped me a lot throughout my life and it is kind of sens."
POKE
Yep thought Harry I didn't think that she would listen to what I have to say.
" WOW that's cool!" "Ok well I have to get going, I have something else to do.by the way my name is Alexia.what's yours?"
"I'm uh.Harry Potter." said Harry, pointing to his scar, and now VERY confused.
Alexia's eyes grew extremely large as she dropped a piece of folded up parchment out of her hand.
She walked up to Harry and hugged him very tightly. There was a very odd moment of silence and finally without any warning she took her hands and grabbed Harry's rear as hard as she possibly could.
"Um." said Harry "Can I ask what that was for?!"
" I needed to add it to my Things to do before I die list." said Alexia.
" Right then. BYE!" she shouted, and with that the portrait hole closed with a muffled boom.
No sooner did the door close did Tim come running down the stairs. Screaming franticly he yelled, "I've just been violated!!!"
"What are you going on about Tim?" asked Harry.
" I was taking a nap, when someone came up to me, and grabbed my ASS!"
"It was Alexia." said Harry
"Who the bloody hell is Alexia?"
"The new girl" Said Harry, still absorbing what just happened.
"Oh." said Tim, who seemed to be ok with Harry's response.
"What's on the floor?" asked Tim, breaking off the conversation about the mysterious and elusive rump grabber. "She had dropped it.I think" replied Harry.
Harry and Tim knew that the notes contents would be weird, but nothing could have prepared them for what was about to happen next.
"Lets see now." said Tim with a devilish look on his face.
The note read as follows:
Dear new girl,
Meet me in the basement stairwell at 11:00 I wish to speak with you
regarding the Halloween ball tomorrow.
I will be holding an orange rose.
Love,
Your secret admirer