on the road to camping

finally updated!

on the car

Zoa: (holds up sign) [Disclaimer: I do not own MMZ nor RMZ2, let's get this fic started]

Servo: (whistling and driving)

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: Alouette, we just left 2 minutes ago

Alouette: oh, okay . . . . . . . . are we there yet?

Ciel: (little irritated)

Zoa: (holds up another sign) [I hate summaries!]

Steven: It's okay to talk . . .

Zoa: yeah, I know, just don't want to disturb the fic

Alouette: (saying very fast) are we there yet?

Ciel: (responds fast) no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Ciel: no

Alouette: are we there yet?

Zoa: ARGH! shut up!

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Zoa: . . . . . . . so seriously, are we there yet?

Ciel: (rolls eye's)

Dand: we have approximately . . . . 300 miles . . . and we're going about 60 miles per hour

Steven: damn

Alouette: oh no! that's 5 days!

Ciel: it's 5 hours, dear

Alouette: oh

female member: this is going to be one long trip

Zero: no kidding

the OTHER car

everyone except Omega X: a hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall. ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety nine bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, ninety eight bottles of beer on the wall. ninety eight bottles of beer on the wall, ninety eight bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, ninety seven bottles of beer on the wall. ninety seven bottles of beer on the wall, ninety seven bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, ninety six bottles of beer on the wall. . . . .

Omega X: help me (whimper)

back to THE car

Servo: (whistling)

Dand: (keeping track of mileage)

Ciel: (hugging Zero) (?)

Zero: (surprised)

Steven: (Reading MMZ comic)

Zoa: (playing RMZ2)

Alouette: (constantly asking "are we there yet?")

Female member: (bored)

back to the OTHER car (why do I do that)

Omega X: (whimpering)

Phantom: (sucking his thumb) (?!)

Leviathan: (watching Jeopardy)

Fenfir: (snoring)

Harpuia: (annoyed)

Bubble: (making bubbles that explodes like crazy)

resistance member: (trying to watch Jeopardy)

Gate guy: (making origami) (?)

and back to THE car again

Servo: (whistling)

Dand: would you stop it!

Servo: sorry

Ciel: Z (sleeping like a baby)

Zero: Look! I could see the camp site! . . . never mind

Zoa & Steven: (both playing 2-player mode on RMZ2)

Alouette: ooo, ooo, I want to play! please! please! pleeeease!

Steven: I guess you can try (hands game boy adv.)

Alouette: look e mi! I'm Zero! wee! (smash!) woops, theirs a big crack on the screen

Steven: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY precious!!!

Zoa: great, now I'm going to be bored all the way. (sigh)

Steven: the pain!

Alouette: It was a accident! (cries)

Steven: at least RMZ2 wasn't damaged, I always can get a new GBA (for 70$)

Alouette: (sniff) does this mean you forgive me?

Steven: I . . I

Alouette: (puppy eyes, whimper)

Steven: I guess

Alouette: =)

Zoa: Passy, stop eating my M & M's!!

Passy: but chocolate . . .

Zoa: X! let go of my skittles!

X: I want to try the rainbow!

Dand: we have another 60 miles, just wait about an hour

Zero: great

back to the OTHER- I mean the 2nd car

everyone except Omega X: B-I-NGO, B-I-NGO, B-I-NGO, and Bingo was hi name- o! (repeats)

Omega X: (please god, help me!)

Bubble: (singing) I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. everybody's nerves. everybody's nerve! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! (goes back to beginning and repeats)

Omega X: ARGH!!!

all singing

Resistance: Old Mc Donald had a farm, e ya e ya yo! and on his farm he had a . . .

Leviathan: I'm a little teapot, short and . . .

Fenfir: long long time ago, I can still remember . . .

Omega X: I can't take it any more!!!

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!! (hit's a tree) BOOM!

first car

Zero: what just happened?!

RRRRRRRRR

Servo: my cell phone. Yellow?

(cell phone) Gate guy: hello, Servo, I have good news and bad news

Servo: eh . . . what's the good news?

Gate guy: the good news is that we save a lot of money threw car insurance! It's called Geico!

Servo: and the bad news?

Gate guy: our car crashed

Servo: (slaps his face in disappointment)

Gate guy: don't worry, we'll be back on the road as soon as we can, so you guys just keep going

Zero: neo-arcadia . . . I knew they were up to no good . . .

Omega X: I heard that!

Servo: okay, good luck and good bye

so, back to the crashed car

Omega X: whatamIgoingtodo, whatamIgoingtodo!

Phantom: perhaps we can fix it?

Omega X: but I don't know how to fix this demented thing!

Fenfir walks up to the car, stretches the car to normal, opens cover, connects one wire, turns the key

Car: RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Omega X: ?!?! how?!

Fenfir: I don't exactly . . . know

Phantom: everyone back to the car!

everyone: YAY!!!! (runs into car)

Omega X: anyone who sings gets their head blown off!!

everybody: ( . . . party pooper)

#1 car

Servo: okay, we're here (turns to camping ground)

Zero: Ciel, wake up, we're at the camping ground

Ciel: please, five more minutes . . . . Z

Alouette: we're here! we're here!! (smacks gong)

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!! BOOM!!!

Ciel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ZERO!!! (braces Zero)

Zero: that was a little harsh, Alouette

Alouette: but we're here!

Zoa: get ready to get off, folks!

Steven: my gameboy . . .

EEEEEEEEEE

Dand: wow! the other car got here pretty fast!

OTHER car

Omega X: finally, we're here . . . . (parks car)

everybody rushes out of the car

Zoa: now, I will be randomly choosing groups of 4 for the tent groups. here go-

Steven ties me onto a chair

Zoa: damn

Steven: this time, I'll chose!

(A/N: this is a real drawing so it will be really random)

Steven: here goes . . . . first four is . . . (drum roll) . . . . . (draws!)

Zoa: there are three results!

results 1

G1 Zoa, Gate guy, Servo and Dand

G2 Leviathan, Member of resistance, Alouette, and Omega X

G3 Harpuia, Phantom, Steven and Zero

G4 Ciel, Female resistance, Fenfir and Bubble

Zoa: AHHH!!! terrible!

results 2

G1 Female resistance, Harpuia, Phantom, Bubble

G2 Gate guy, Zoa, Alouette, Fenfir

G3 Servo, Zero, Resistance member, Steven

G4 Dand Leviathan, Omega X, Ciel

Ciel: even worse!

results 3

G1 Phantom, Harpuia, Omega X, Alouette

G2 Zero, Zoa, Servo, Female member,

G3 Bubble, Steven, Leviathan, Ciel

G4 Fenfir, resistance member, Gate guy, Dand

Alouette: I'm scared! (cries)

Zoa: we let the reviewers decide!

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to be continued

please review which result you would like, and if you don't find any one of them good, give me a suggestion