Hermione sighed as she sipped her steaming mug of mocha.
She was waiting for her "secret admirer" or something like that.
For the last few weeks or so, she had been receiving these mushy love letters from anonymous, except all in different writing.
-She received chocolates
-A dozen roses
-And an expensive looking necklace
She had no-idea who the hell it was, but didn't mind. Hermione just loved showing off to Lavender and Parvati.
So now she was waiting, drinking her mocha, just waiting – he had sent 3 different letters, asking to meet her today. Three! While Hermione was pondering:
Harry came in
Then Ron
Then Draco
Puzzled, she just watched the 3 boys as they all casually walked up to her.
"Hey, watch it Pothead, I have a special arrangement with Hermione, so if you 2 don't mind, please leave" Requested Draco, in the most polite way he could ask (through his teeth)
"You sent the letter?!" exclaimed Hermione
"No I did," said both Harry and Ron indignantly
All the boys gave inquisitive looks at each other
Hermione who was still holding her mocha, put it down, patted her lips dry, and took a deep breath.
"So let me get this straight, you all sent me different letters, different gifts, and all happened to want to meet me, at the same place, at the same time?" Hermione asked, with one eyebrow raised.
All the boys shrugged, and nodded, still looking dumbfounded.
Hermione, just sat there, and said, "Whoa…Freaky…"
"Oh well, I gave the most romantic gift – a bunch of everlasting roses, so you two sod off!" Harry ordered, with the flick of his wrist
"I don't think so Harry! I gave her an exquisite, edible gift, of delectable French chocolate, so there," Ron exclaimed
"Pfft! You two are so under the mark, when trying to win a girls heart, you go to their best friend – Jewellery. I gave her a hand made, sterling silver, diamond encrusted pendant, hanging off a delicate thin silver chain" Draco concluded, smugly.
Hermione raised both eyebrows, while listened to the boys trying to outdo each other –
"But my flowers had the best scent and will last for 100 years more"
"My chocolates just got sent from France"
"My necklace cost 100000000000 galleons…"
"Will you three shut up, and stop acting like little immature school kids" Hermione blustered exasperatedly.
All the boys stopped dead in their tracks, and looked at their shoes, ashamed.
"You three are unbelievable! Harry those roses wilted and died, a few days later that I got them. Don't you look so smug Ron! Those chocolates were from China – it said it on the packet, and don't you dare start laughing Draco Malfoy! That necklace was so cheap, the diamonds fell of, and the chain broke." Hermione bellowed
All boys were speechless, closing and opening their mouths like goldfish.
"But since, you were all so cute, I'll let you all be my slaves for a day."
Draco, Ron and Harry's faces all lit up and they carried Hermione on their shoulder, while feeding her grapes and fanning her with gigantic feather and telling her how beautiful and wonderful she was.