DMK: OHMIGOD! IM BACK! …well, for two and a half little teeny games, but that's better than nothing, right? Anyway, I thought of this after watching the real who's line show the other night, but added a few things here and there! Uhh… sooo WELCOME TO WHOS LINE IS IT ANYWAY, TRANSFORMERS ARMADA STYLE!
*audience cheers*
DMK: Alrighty, this first little game has no real name, ((because I forgot it… ^^'')) but you four have to pantomime or act out scenes pertaining to the topic given! So come on down you three! ^____^
*all four bots leave their chairs and come to the center stage*
DMK: alrighty then you guys! The first topic iiiiiis… "Things that shouldn't have ejector seats"
Hotshot: *bites his lip to stifle a laugh* …niiiiice…
DMK; No more criticisim! Now… BEGIN!
Cyclonus; *shakes his head ashamedly and gets shoved out by Starscream* *pantomimes unzipping pants and sitting down….*
BUZZ!
Hotshot: *dashes up to the desk at which DMK is sitting and hits the buzzer* *pretends to watch an invisible K get 'ejected' from the host's seat*
BUZZ!
Jetfire: *girly voice* Oh Clairce, I've been wantin' this perm for so long! *mimics sitting in a hairdresser's chair*
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!
DMK: well I don't know if the readers liked that one, buuuuuut, I'll give each of you 500 points because I felt like it… anyway, the next topic iiiiiiis: "Things you'd find in Prime's daily planner"
Cyclonus: *walks out pretending to be writing on a notepad* 9 a.m.; WATCH SOAPS!!!
BUZZ!
Hotshot: *walks out also pretending to be writing* 10:00 a.m.; Practice 'righteous leader speeches'
BUZZ!
Jetfire: *shrugs, walks out, and pantomimes the same thing* Noon; PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!!!
BUZZ!
Starscream: *walks out, writing into his hand with an invisible pen* 8 p.m.; Blow up, I mean pick up dates
BUZZ!
Cyclonus; *steps out one last time, mimicing the same thing* 9 p.m.; BINGO!!
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!!!
DMK: Whoo, you guys are runnin a little dry on the humor tap, aren't ya? Anyway, that's it for that game, moving onto… PROPS! ^_^
*audience cheers again*
DMK: Though there's a twist, its more of a combo between 'hats' and 'props' so you get to switch after every few jokes! Now, there are going to be two teams of two, Cyclonus, and Hotshot, and Jetfire and Starscream!
*said transformers split off into the two teams*
DMK: Okay, Hotshot and Cyclonus, here's your box with your props, and there is yours, Jets and Screamy!
*both teams take their prop boxes and dig though them. Hotshot pulls out a rope first, while Starscream pulls out a big black foam fuzzy ball*
DMK: alright, BEGIN!!
Hotshot: *twirls rope like a lasso while Cyclonus is on his hands and knees* YEEHAH! GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGIE!
Cyclonus; *a bit unenthusiastically* moo moo…
BUZZ!
Jetfire; *sticks foam ball thingy on his head* *random gang sign* Yo yo, Shizzle mah hizzle dizzle dawg! Peace I'm out! Word.
BUZZ!
Cyclonus; *ties rope around Hotshot's neck while he's on his hands and knees, pretending to walk him like a dog*
BUZZ!
Starscream: *now has a strange black beehive looking thingy* *grimaces and puts it on* *Elvis accent* Uh, thankya, thankyaverymuch… *gyrates hips ala Elvis-style which gets squeals from the fangirls*
BUZZ!
Hotshot: *bald cap* hello. My name is Really. Really Safe Head.
BUZZ!
Jetfire: *has a candle* *puts it over his head* OH! I GOT AN IDEA!
BUZZ!
Cyclonus; *bright yellow foam music note* *funky accent* My, isn't this new hair do simply mah-valous?
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!
DMK: heehee, that was a little better, one bazillion points to Starscream for the great Elvis impersonation! And uh… half a bazillion for everyone else!
*audience cheers at this*
DMK: Alright! That's it for this episode! Until I write some more, I'll see ya! Oh, and don't forget to review!!!!!!!
***screen fades to black***
THE END OF CHAPTER 3!!!!!