Title: Disney-fied 2
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Giles stared at the Books open in front of him. Willow had called to ask if Xander had been messing with that singinmg demon again. She'd been at home when some dancers had sung a Disney song with her. Giles' hadn't got a clue about any of this and sometimes he wondered why he bothered to stay in this damn town. He slammed the book shut and poured himself a scotch. This was getting him down.
He opened his mouth to yawn but that was not what emerged.
"Every town
Has its ups and down
Sometime ups
Outnumber the downs
But not on the Hellmouth
I'm inclined to believe
If we weren't so down
We'd up and leave
We'd up and fly if we had wings for flyin'
Can't you see the tears we're cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not on the Hellmouth."
He stopped dead in the middle of his small room and stared down at his glass Ok how much scotch had he just drank?
Ok he really needed Buffy and Willow. They'd answer this with research and...and...more scotch damn it!
Willow and Buffy hung up the phone and agreed that it was time they went to see Giles. Willow suggested they cut through the forest to get there quicker and Buffy agreed.
As they entered the woods there was a crack of a branch that alerted Buffy's slayer sense. She spun around to see a strolling minstrel plucking on a guitar. He grinned at her and strung his instrument
Willow witch and Buffy slayer
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Buffy shrugged, he looked harmless. So she and Willow continued to walk, passing a stream that had mysteriously appeared in Sunnydale, with the Minstrel singing behind them.
Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water
They were drinkin', they just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' Vampire and his posse
Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around
Buffy spun around- oh yeah there was the damn Vampire posse. There were too many of them they were going to have to run for it!
Willow witch and Buffy slayer
Runnin' through the forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees
An' tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin'
But escape an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Buffy slammed the door shut on the Vampires and turned to a slightly smashed Giles.
"Ok what is going on?"
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Giles stared at the Books open in front of him. Willow had called to ask if Xander had been messing with that singinmg demon again. She'd been at home when some dancers had sung a Disney song with her. Giles' hadn't got a clue about any of this and sometimes he wondered why he bothered to stay in this damn town. He slammed the book shut and poured himself a scotch. This was getting him down.
He opened his mouth to yawn but that was not what emerged.
"Every town
Has its ups and down
Sometime ups
Outnumber the downs
But not on the Hellmouth
I'm inclined to believe
If we weren't so down
We'd up and leave
We'd up and fly if we had wings for flyin'
Can't you see the tears we're cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not on the Hellmouth."
He stopped dead in the middle of his small room and stared down at his glass Ok how much scotch had he just drank?
Ok he really needed Buffy and Willow. They'd answer this with research and...and...more scotch damn it!
Willow and Buffy hung up the phone and agreed that it was time they went to see Giles. Willow suggested they cut through the forest to get there quicker and Buffy agreed.
As they entered the woods there was a crack of a branch that alerted Buffy's slayer sense. She spun around to see a strolling minstrel plucking on a guitar. He grinned at her and strung his instrument
Willow witch and Buffy slayer
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Buffy shrugged, he looked harmless. So she and Willow continued to walk, passing a stream that had mysteriously appeared in Sunnydale, with the Minstrel singing behind them.
Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water
They were drinkin', they just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' Vampire and his posse
Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around
Buffy spun around- oh yeah there was the damn Vampire posse. There were too many of them they were going to have to run for it!
Willow witch and Buffy slayer
Runnin' through the forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees
An' tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin'
But escape an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Buffy slammed the door shut on the Vampires and turned to a slightly smashed Giles.
"Ok what is going on?"