Title: Disney-fied 3
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Spike sat at the bar trying to drown his sorrows. Clem sat next to him tryin to cheer him up. C'mon Spike it can't be that bad.
"I'm in love with the slayers little witch. Too bloody pure and innocent to give a demon like me the time of day."
"Have you asked her?" Clem asked innocently
"Don't be a bleeding Poof Clem. Of course not. What would the little Chit say- no thanks Spike here Slutty stake him or lets laugh at the neutered Vamp?" he snorted into his beer "No thanks."
Clem sighed
"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Spike
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Spike
Even when having those bumps
There's no vamp in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why"
Spike looked gobsmacked at Clem who just shrugged and went with it
"No one's slick as you Spike
No one's quick as you Spike
No one's teeth as incredibly thick as you Spike
For there's no vamp in town half as scary
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on"
Suddenly the whole of Willies bar stood up and joined Clem
"No one's been like you Spike
A king pin like you Spike
Clem nodded " No one's got a swell cleft in his ridges like Spike"
Spike grinned and chuckled "As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating"
The crowd lifted their drinks "My what a Vamp, that our Spike
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Clem nodded at him "Spike is the best And the rest is all drips"
That earned him some glares but the bar was too caught up in the song
No one fights like you Spike
Douses lights like you Spike
In a wrestling match nobody bites like you Spike
Harmony piped up from nher corner "For there's no one as burly and brawny2
Spike agreed and showed his muscles " As you see I've got biceps to spare"
Clem looked at his own skin and sighed "Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny"
Spike grinned at his friend "And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with Grr."
The crowd cheered at his fangs "No one hits like you Spike, Matches wits like you Spike, In a biting match nobody bites like you Spike."
"I'm espcially good at exanguinating"
"My what a guy, that's our Spike!"
" When I was a fledge I ate four dozen men
Ev'ry morning to help me get hard
And now that I'm master I'd eat five dozen men
Then i'd never hang around bars!"
Spike sat down in triumph as the bar erupted in praise
"No one shoots like you Spike
Gets those beauts like you Spike
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like you Spike"
" My Duster pulls chits like i'm the best thing!"
"My what a guy thats our Spike- Thats our Spike!"
As the singing died down Spike suddenly shook his head and the good feeling faded
"Ok Clem what was that?"
"Uh dunno Spike. It was a little wierd?"
"A little wierd?" Spike was incredulous "Half the demons in town, joining in a sing song. Something is definatly up. I'd best go see the Watcher."
He stood up "You coming?"
"Nah." Clem nodded to the bar "I wanna see Willy do Hakuna Matata."
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Spike sat at the bar trying to drown his sorrows. Clem sat next to him tryin to cheer him up. C'mon Spike it can't be that bad.
"I'm in love with the slayers little witch. Too bloody pure and innocent to give a demon like me the time of day."
"Have you asked her?" Clem asked innocently
"Don't be a bleeding Poof Clem. Of course not. What would the little Chit say- no thanks Spike here Slutty stake him or lets laugh at the neutered Vamp?" he snorted into his beer "No thanks."
Clem sighed
"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Spike
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Spike
Even when having those bumps
There's no vamp in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why"
Spike looked gobsmacked at Clem who just shrugged and went with it
"No one's slick as you Spike
No one's quick as you Spike
No one's teeth as incredibly thick as you Spike
For there's no vamp in town half as scary
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on"
Suddenly the whole of Willies bar stood up and joined Clem
"No one's been like you Spike
A king pin like you Spike
Clem nodded " No one's got a swell cleft in his ridges like Spike"
Spike grinned and chuckled "As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating"
The crowd lifted their drinks "My what a Vamp, that our Spike
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Clem nodded at him "Spike is the best And the rest is all drips"
That earned him some glares but the bar was too caught up in the song
No one fights like you Spike
Douses lights like you Spike
In a wrestling match nobody bites like you Spike
Harmony piped up from nher corner "For there's no one as burly and brawny2
Spike agreed and showed his muscles " As you see I've got biceps to spare"
Clem looked at his own skin and sighed "Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny"
Spike grinned at his friend "And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with Grr."
The crowd cheered at his fangs "No one hits like you Spike, Matches wits like you Spike, In a biting match nobody bites like you Spike."
"I'm espcially good at exanguinating"
"My what a guy, that's our Spike!"
" When I was a fledge I ate four dozen men
Ev'ry morning to help me get hard
And now that I'm master I'd eat five dozen men
Then i'd never hang around bars!"
Spike sat down in triumph as the bar erupted in praise
"No one shoots like you Spike
Gets those beauts like you Spike
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like you Spike"
" My Duster pulls chits like i'm the best thing!"
"My what a guy thats our Spike- Thats our Spike!"
As the singing died down Spike suddenly shook his head and the good feeling faded
"Ok Clem what was that?"
"Uh dunno Spike. It was a little wierd?"
"A little wierd?" Spike was incredulous "Half the demons in town, joining in a sing song. Something is definatly up. I'd best go see the Watcher."
He stood up "You coming?"
"Nah." Clem nodded to the bar "I wanna see Willy do Hakuna Matata."