Ok, this goes the same way as the sweet one, for a while at least.
Smiling through my joyful tears,
I wait and watch as he comes near
Moonlight streamed on golden hair,
My destined Prince, among Elves fair
Can no one tell; the love of my life,
Why he left me here for battles and strife
But now he's returned, I care nothing more
My heart has been mended, which his leaving made sore
I see love reflected in eyes ocean blue,
A love pure and passionate; will forever stay true,
Our hands meet, our lips touch, in the warmest embrace,
THEN I PULL OUT A CAN AND SPRAY HIM WITH MACE!
HIS EYES WERE NO LONGER THEIR DEEP OCEAN BLUE,
BUT BLOODSHOT AND SCRATCHY AND WATERY TOO!
HOW DARE HE THINK I'LL FORGIVE AND FORGET,
OH NO, MR. MACHO, THAT THOUGHT YOU'LL REGRET
Ok, I know it's stupid, but I said it would be.( And it was Devie's idea, I promise!)