Title: Disney-fied 4
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Giles hadn't got a clue what was causing this Disney sing-a-thon and he was unable to get hold of Xander so he comissioned Spike to take the two girls over there to try to find Xander and see if he was somehow involved.
The journey was almost uneventful. Almost.
As they neared a clearing they spotted a vampire snacking on human. Spike turned to Vamp face and the minion was so suprised he dropped the girl.
"Wow is that Spike? As in THE Spike"
"Uh yeah." Spike was confused
"This is such an honour- i'm a big fan of yours i mean...2 an odd look came over the minions face
"Now I'm the king of the minions round here
Oh, the hellmouth VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a master, Spike-y
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other Vamps
I'm tired of minioning around!"
Willow leaned over to Spike "Uh is that even a word?"
Spike shrugged as the Minion began to dance
"Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A fledge like me
Can learn to be master too"
"Uh listen mate what exactly are you driving at?" Spike asked
"Tell me how to be Master." the minion begged
"Trust me mate you don't wanna be Master of this hell hole."
"Now don't try to kid me, Spike-y
I'll make a deal with you
What I desire is a Masters lair
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, Spike-y
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of the Master
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me...urgh"
The minion disappeared into a cloud of dust.
"Thanks Slutty- i really couldn't have listened to any more of that."
"You are welcome Spike. I can't imagine why anyone would want to be like you!"
Spike went to get mad but suddenly had a thought and grinned at her
"What?" she said "What are you humming?"
"Nothing." he said and then hummed under his non-existant breath "No one's slick as you Spike, No one Quick as you Spike."
Anya stared at Xander as he shifted under the covers. The phone had rung but she didn't want to answer it, she was quite content to stay and watch Xander.
She loved him, it was strange. In over 1100 years she hadn't been in love and suddenly this annoying human and his friends appeared, stole her powers and then bam she was in love. She wanted him all the time. She wanted to spend all her time with him, watch t.v with him, even research with him.
It was unreal the effect this little mortal had on her. She started singing
"So this is love, Mmmmmm
So this is love
So this is what makes life divine
I'm all aglow, Mmmmmm
And now I know
The key to all heaven is mine
My heart has wings, Mmmmmm
And I can fly
I'll touch ev'ry star in the sky
So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
So this is love"
She stared at Xander. HANG ON A SECOND! Where in the name of D'Hoffrinn had that come from?
As the thought occured to her the door to their appartment burst open and Spike, Willow and Buffy came in.
"What are you doing here?" She demanded
"Everyone's been singing again." Willow explained
"Oh." Anya turned and viciously poked Xander "Hey you."
"What is it An... hey what are you guys doing in my room?"
"Get dressed Chubs we need to talk!"
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Giles hadn't got a clue what was causing this Disney sing-a-thon and he was unable to get hold of Xander so he comissioned Spike to take the two girls over there to try to find Xander and see if he was somehow involved.
The journey was almost uneventful. Almost.
As they neared a clearing they spotted a vampire snacking on human. Spike turned to Vamp face and the minion was so suprised he dropped the girl.
"Wow is that Spike? As in THE Spike"
"Uh yeah." Spike was confused
"This is such an honour- i'm a big fan of yours i mean...2 an odd look came over the minions face
"Now I'm the king of the minions round here
Oh, the hellmouth VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a master, Spike-y
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other Vamps
I'm tired of minioning around!"
Willow leaned over to Spike "Uh is that even a word?"
Spike shrugged as the Minion began to dance
"Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A fledge like me
Can learn to be master too"
"Uh listen mate what exactly are you driving at?" Spike asked
"Tell me how to be Master." the minion begged
"Trust me mate you don't wanna be Master of this hell hole."
"Now don't try to kid me, Spike-y
I'll make a deal with you
What I desire is a Masters lair
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, Spike-y
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of the Master
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me...urgh"
The minion disappeared into a cloud of dust.
"Thanks Slutty- i really couldn't have listened to any more of that."
"You are welcome Spike. I can't imagine why anyone would want to be like you!"
Spike went to get mad but suddenly had a thought and grinned at her
"What?" she said "What are you humming?"
"Nothing." he said and then hummed under his non-existant breath "No one's slick as you Spike, No one Quick as you Spike."
Anya stared at Xander as he shifted under the covers. The phone had rung but she didn't want to answer it, she was quite content to stay and watch Xander.
She loved him, it was strange. In over 1100 years she hadn't been in love and suddenly this annoying human and his friends appeared, stole her powers and then bam she was in love. She wanted him all the time. She wanted to spend all her time with him, watch t.v with him, even research with him.
It was unreal the effect this little mortal had on her. She started singing
"So this is love, Mmmmmm
So this is love
So this is what makes life divine
I'm all aglow, Mmmmmm
And now I know
The key to all heaven is mine
My heart has wings, Mmmmmm
And I can fly
I'll touch ev'ry star in the sky
So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
So this is love"
She stared at Xander. HANG ON A SECOND! Where in the name of D'Hoffrinn had that come from?
As the thought occured to her the door to their appartment burst open and Spike, Willow and Buffy came in.
"What are you doing here?" She demanded
"Everyone's been singing again." Willow explained
"Oh." Anya turned and viciously poked Xander "Hey you."
"What is it An... hey what are you guys doing in my room?"
"Get dressed Chubs we need to talk!"