Title: Disney-fied 5
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Xander swore he hadn't been casting anymore singing spells so the others grabbed him, Anya and went to pick up Dawn and go back to Giles. The complete gang made quite an impression on any Vampires they came across. Dawn explained that they had all sung the Dig-dig-dig-hi-ho song during school dinner and that Math class had to be stopped when the teacher began to sing Zero to Hero.
Willow couldn't stop grinning "Sound like fun."
"yeah." said Buffy "I'm just gald i'm immune- must be a Slayer thing, It's so embarrassing."
"Yeah?" Spike was getting mad of her attitude- all condiscending and Holier than thou. He had an idea and nudged Willow "Hey Pet?"
"What?"
"Looks like we're Following the leader."
"Following the Slayer." Willow caught on immediatley and nudges Dawn and Xander. They grinned and all began to Chorus
"Following the slayer, the slayer, the slayer
We're following the slayer wherever she may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because she told us so"
"Guys stop it." Buffy demanded as they laughed at her
"Tee dum, tee dee
A teedle ee do tee day
We're out for vamps
And this is the game we play:
Come on, join in
And sing your troubles away
With a teedle ee dum
A teedle do tee day"
"Not funny guys, this is really embarrassing." Buffy whined as they drew stares
"We're following the slayer, the slayer, the slayer
We're following the slayer wherever she may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because she told us so"
The gang burst out laughing as they reached Giles's place and an irate Buffy stormed in and slammed herself down on the sofa.
"Giles make them stop!"
"Children i have somthing to say!"
"Yes Giles?"
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of life
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking spells and possessions
Even you can't be caught unawares"
"Hey G-man that's not nice."
"Yeah Giles Warthogs backsides- thats cruel."
" Yes well this is about the spell so
So prepare for the dance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Buffy scowled "And where do we feature?"
Gile smiled grimly "Just listen to teacher, I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!"
Xander gaped " Be prepared for what?"
" For the death of the king!"
"Enough!" Yelled Spike and the background music faded and Giles came to his senses "There is no bleeding King so what the bloody hell is going on?"
"Oh." Giles took his glasses off and started to polish them "It would appear that a spell has gone awry."
All gazes turned to Willow whio immediatley blushed and got mad
"Hey i stopped Spells a while ago- just because someone has cast a spell doesn't automatically mean it's me!" She sat down on the sofa and tried not to cry. "Thats not fair." she muttered "i've been trying so hard" and Spike glared at the others
"See what you lot did with your baseless accusations. Why don't you get your arses over there and find out who did it for real you bunch of..."
"Yes, sorry Willow." Giles said and ushered them all away into the backroom to study the books he had selected.
"Hey pet. I know how hard you worked to stop, please don't cry."
"I can't help it. I'm so tired and fed up and frustrated with not being able to-to." the tears spilled down her cheeks and Spike groaned and gathered her into his arms.
"Come stop your crying
It will be all right
Just take my hand
Hold it tight
I will protect you
from all around you
I will be here
Don't you cry"
"Thanks Spike." Willow sniffled and snuggled closer to his chest as he continued to sing in his beautiful voice
"For one so small,
you seem so strong
My arms will hold you,
keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
can't be broken
I will be here
Don't you cry"
He waited until her breathing turned steady and she had fallen asleep before continuing his song
"'Cause you'll be in my hear
Yes, you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
You'll be in my heart
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my heart, always
Why can't you understand
the way i feel
I just can't trust
what i can't explain
I know we're different but,
deep in side us
We're not that different at all
And you'll be in my heart
Yes, you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more"
He thought about what Buffy would say if him and Willow would ever get together and couldn't help getting mad
"Don't listen to them
'Cause what do they know
We need each other,
to have, to hold
They'll see in time
I know
When destiny calls you
You must be strong
I may not be with you
But you've got to hold on
They'll see in time
I know
We'll show them together
'Cause you are in my heart
Believe me, you are in my heart
I'll be here from this day on
Now and forever more
Oh, you are in my heart
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my heart, always
Always" He kissed her on thehead and laid down on the sofa with her.
I'll be with you
I'll be there for you always
Always and always
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
I'll be there
Always
Xander smiled as Anya tucked herself under his arm "I love you Xander."
"You too Anya."
"Can we go home and you know?" she suggested
"No we have to stay and help."
"Why?"
"Just in case this is dangerous stuff."
"Why do you keep risking your life?" she asked worriedly
"Well i used to help because of Buffy- you know save the hellmouth, save the world. Now i have a better reason."
"What's that?" she asked curiously
"I never want anything bad to happen to you...For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In our thund'ring herd we felt a lot like cattle
Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for."
"Huh?" Anya looked suprised and he kissed the top of her nose
"That's what I said: Anya you are A girl worth fighting for
I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...
Mmmh ..."
"I cook for you Xander. But i Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor."
"Sure thing An but You can guess what i have missed the most
since we started this war, what you have given me A girl worth fighting for, what i always wanted My girl will think I have no faults That I'm a major find"
"How 'bout a girl who's got a brain Who always speaks her mind?"
" That's pretty much a given. My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her."
Dawn rolled her eyes "He thinks he's such a lady-killer."
"Well now i have a girl back home who's unlike any other when i thought the only
girl who'd love me would be my mother- But when we come home in victory you'll be waiting by the door. Now i've got what i want A girl worth fighting for
A girl worth fighting for, A girl worth fighting -"
"Do shut up Xander."
"Sure thing G-man."
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
Xander swore he hadn't been casting anymore singing spells so the others grabbed him, Anya and went to pick up Dawn and go back to Giles. The complete gang made quite an impression on any Vampires they came across. Dawn explained that they had all sung the Dig-dig-dig-hi-ho song during school dinner and that Math class had to be stopped when the teacher began to sing Zero to Hero.
Willow couldn't stop grinning "Sound like fun."
"yeah." said Buffy "I'm just gald i'm immune- must be a Slayer thing, It's so embarrassing."
"Yeah?" Spike was getting mad of her attitude- all condiscending and Holier than thou. He had an idea and nudged Willow "Hey Pet?"
"What?"
"Looks like we're Following the leader."
"Following the Slayer." Willow caught on immediatley and nudges Dawn and Xander. They grinned and all began to Chorus
"Following the slayer, the slayer, the slayer
We're following the slayer wherever she may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because she told us so"
"Guys stop it." Buffy demanded as they laughed at her
"Tee dum, tee dee
A teedle ee do tee day
We're out for vamps
And this is the game we play:
Come on, join in
And sing your troubles away
With a teedle ee dum
A teedle do tee day"
"Not funny guys, this is really embarrassing." Buffy whined as they drew stares
"We're following the slayer, the slayer, the slayer
We're following the slayer wherever she may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because she told us so"
The gang burst out laughing as they reached Giles's place and an irate Buffy stormed in and slammed herself down on the sofa.
"Giles make them stop!"
"Children i have somthing to say!"
"Yes Giles?"
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of life
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking spells and possessions
Even you can't be caught unawares"
"Hey G-man that's not nice."
"Yeah Giles Warthogs backsides- thats cruel."
" Yes well this is about the spell so
So prepare for the dance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Buffy scowled "And where do we feature?"
Gile smiled grimly "Just listen to teacher, I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!"
Xander gaped " Be prepared for what?"
" For the death of the king!"
"Enough!" Yelled Spike and the background music faded and Giles came to his senses "There is no bleeding King so what the bloody hell is going on?"
"Oh." Giles took his glasses off and started to polish them "It would appear that a spell has gone awry."
All gazes turned to Willow whio immediatley blushed and got mad
"Hey i stopped Spells a while ago- just because someone has cast a spell doesn't automatically mean it's me!" She sat down on the sofa and tried not to cry. "Thats not fair." she muttered "i've been trying so hard" and Spike glared at the others
"See what you lot did with your baseless accusations. Why don't you get your arses over there and find out who did it for real you bunch of..."
"Yes, sorry Willow." Giles said and ushered them all away into the backroom to study the books he had selected.
"Hey pet. I know how hard you worked to stop, please don't cry."
"I can't help it. I'm so tired and fed up and frustrated with not being able to-to." the tears spilled down her cheeks and Spike groaned and gathered her into his arms.
"Come stop your crying
It will be all right
Just take my hand
Hold it tight
I will protect you
from all around you
I will be here
Don't you cry"
"Thanks Spike." Willow sniffled and snuggled closer to his chest as he continued to sing in his beautiful voice
"For one so small,
you seem so strong
My arms will hold you,
keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
can't be broken
I will be here
Don't you cry"
He waited until her breathing turned steady and she had fallen asleep before continuing his song
"'Cause you'll be in my hear
Yes, you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
You'll be in my heart
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my heart, always
Why can't you understand
the way i feel
I just can't trust
what i can't explain
I know we're different but,
deep in side us
We're not that different at all
And you'll be in my heart
Yes, you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more"
He thought about what Buffy would say if him and Willow would ever get together and couldn't help getting mad
"Don't listen to them
'Cause what do they know
We need each other,
to have, to hold
They'll see in time
I know
When destiny calls you
You must be strong
I may not be with you
But you've got to hold on
They'll see in time
I know
We'll show them together
'Cause you are in my heart
Believe me, you are in my heart
I'll be here from this day on
Now and forever more
Oh, you are in my heart
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my heart, always
Always" He kissed her on thehead and laid down on the sofa with her.
I'll be with you
I'll be there for you always
Always and always
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
I'll be there
Always
Xander smiled as Anya tucked herself under his arm "I love you Xander."
"You too Anya."
"Can we go home and you know?" she suggested
"No we have to stay and help."
"Why?"
"Just in case this is dangerous stuff."
"Why do you keep risking your life?" she asked worriedly
"Well i used to help because of Buffy- you know save the hellmouth, save the world. Now i have a better reason."
"What's that?" she asked curiously
"I never want anything bad to happen to you...For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In our thund'ring herd we felt a lot like cattle
Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for."
"Huh?" Anya looked suprised and he kissed the top of her nose
"That's what I said: Anya you are A girl worth fighting for
I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...
Mmmh ..."
"I cook for you Xander. But i Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor."
"Sure thing An but You can guess what i have missed the most
since we started this war, what you have given me A girl worth fighting for, what i always wanted My girl will think I have no faults That I'm a major find"
"How 'bout a girl who's got a brain Who always speaks her mind?"
" That's pretty much a given. My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her."
Dawn rolled her eyes "He thinks he's such a lady-killer."
"Well now i have a girl back home who's unlike any other when i thought the only
girl who'd love me would be my mother- But when we come home in victory you'll be waiting by the door. Now i've got what i want A girl worth fighting for
A girl worth fighting for, A girl worth fighting -"
"Do shut up Xander."
"Sure thing G-man."