IF YOU GIVE A KITSUNE SODA..
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, anything related to it, or "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. . ." (But sometimes it's fun to pretend. . .)
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If you give a kitsune soda, he will go haywire.
If a kitsune goes haywire, it will get a hanyou mad.
If you get a hanyou mad, he will chase a kitsune.
If a hanyou chases a kitsune, a human girl will yell "Sit!"
If that human girl yells sit, a hanyou will smash to the ground.
If a hanyou smashes to the ground, it will make a big hole in the ground.
If there's a big hole in the ground, the authoress will fall in it.
If the authoress falls in a big hole, the story will never get written.
If the story never gets written, the narrator loses his job.
If the narrator loses his job, he will become a magical hobo with no limbs.
If the narrator becomes a magical hobo with no limbs, he will have to grant wishes.
If the magical hobo with no limbs grants wishes, someone will eventually wish for all the money in the world.
If someone wishes for all the money in the world, Earth will be driven into poverty.
If Earth is driven into poverty, hunger, thirst and death will spread worldwide.
If hunger, thirst and death spread worldwide, every LIVING person will be dying of hunger or thirst.
If every living person is dying of hunger or thirst, the human race will be wiped out in approximately two weeks.
So never, ever, EVER give a kitsune soda!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * So how'd you like it? And imagine. . .all this from giving a kitsune soda. . . R&R my other stories:
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"Kagome's Torment" (WORK IN PROGRESS)
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"A Lemon Story: Featuring Shippo and Kagome" (COMPLETE!)
Hehe. . . I'm not sick! Who told you that?
And Coming Soon:
"The Story That Never Ends!" (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Until we run out of ideas that is. My freind Angela and I have a little fun with the Inuyasha cast. Fun, Games, Romance, Suspense and... RAMEN! (Greedy pigs... didn't save any for me...) (Not yet rated)
"High School Survival 101" (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Kagome Higurashi is your average teenage girl. She has a best friend, schoolwork, and a best guy friend with a weird secret, that no one else outside of his small and strange family knows. Interesting link between Kagome and Kikyo in this one. I don't think anyone has done this yet. Read to find out. (Not yet rated)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, anything related to it, or "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. . ." (But sometimes it's fun to pretend. . .)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
If you give a kitsune soda, he will go haywire.
If a kitsune goes haywire, it will get a hanyou mad.
If you get a hanyou mad, he will chase a kitsune.
If a hanyou chases a kitsune, a human girl will yell "Sit!"
If that human girl yells sit, a hanyou will smash to the ground.
If a hanyou smashes to the ground, it will make a big hole in the ground.
If there's a big hole in the ground, the authoress will fall in it.
If the authoress falls in a big hole, the story will never get written.
If the story never gets written, the narrator loses his job.
If the narrator loses his job, he will become a magical hobo with no limbs.
If the narrator becomes a magical hobo with no limbs, he will have to grant wishes.
If the magical hobo with no limbs grants wishes, someone will eventually wish for all the money in the world.
If someone wishes for all the money in the world, Earth will be driven into poverty.
If Earth is driven into poverty, hunger, thirst and death will spread worldwide.
If hunger, thirst and death spread worldwide, every LIVING person will be dying of hunger or thirst.
If every living person is dying of hunger or thirst, the human race will be wiped out in approximately two weeks.
So never, ever, EVER give a kitsune soda!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * So how'd you like it? And imagine. . .all this from giving a kitsune soda. . . R&R my other stories:
"Mari's Secret"(COMPLETE!)
Kagome's stepcousin, Mari, is living with her for a short time. It's really no big deal, until she falls into the well...(PG-13, Lang, Violence)
"Kagome's Torment" (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Kagome's been really mad at them since about a month ago. He doesn't even know her! Mari runs off with...Sesshomaru? And how did she get through the well in the first place? (R, Lang, Violence, Breif nudity *later chapters*)
"A Lemon Story: Featuring Shippo and Kagome" (COMPLETE!)
Hehe. . . I'm not sick! Who told you that?
And Coming Soon:
"The Story That Never Ends!" (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Until we run out of ideas that is. My freind Angela and I have a little fun with the Inuyasha cast. Fun, Games, Romance, Suspense and... RAMEN! (Greedy pigs... didn't save any for me...) (Not yet rated)
"High School Survival 101" (WORK IN PROGRESS)
Kagome Higurashi is your average teenage girl. She has a best friend, schoolwork, and a best guy friend with a weird secret, that no one else outside of his small and strange family knows. Interesting link between Kagome and Kikyo in this one. I don't think anyone has done this yet. Read to find out. (Not yet rated)