Title: Disney-fied 7
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
The whole gang stood in Giles house. Anya held hands with Xander, while Spike held Willow close to him. Giles held Buffy and Dawn and muttered the incantation to bring forth the spellcaster.
There was a flash of light and smoke filled the room. As the smoke cleared they could make out a small dark figure in a red robe, blue pointy hat and big round ears
"MICKEY?"
"Uh Hi there." The mouse's high pitched squeak filled the room
"Mickey Mouse?"
"That's me."
"You cast the spell?"
"Uh huh. I borrowed My Masters magic hat and kinda fell asleep and the next thing i know there are broomsticks filling water wells and people singing."
"WAIT A SECOND." Spike yelled "Are you telling me, we were spelled by Bleeding Mickey Mouse?"
"Hey Watch your language i'm a childrens character. Any more potty mouth and i'll stick Minnie on you." Mickey threatened
"Is that Supposed to scare me?" Spike scoffed
"Scares the Disney outta me." Mickey admitted forlornly
"Uh yes well Mickey perhaps you would be so kind as to undo the spell for us?" Giles attempted to be polite
"Well Gosh. I would, i just can't remember how?"
"Listen you little cat treat. Either you stop us singing Blood- Disney songs or i'll see if cartoons trigger off the chip."
"Hey-hey now Mister no call for that. I think the spell was to make hell on earth a song until the chosen ones' love is revealed."
"Hell on earth- the Hellmouth. Well i'd say that love is revealed." Giles' said looking at Buffy
"Oh brother!" sighed Dawn rolling her eyes
"So the spell should be broken." Mickey chirped " Anyone feel like singing?"
"Nope... No all clear." they chorused
"Well can i go home then- only the sorcerer isn't gonna be happy with me."
"Too true mate." Spike grinned "Hang on a sec, you fancy earning some browny points?"
"Why?"
"I'd be dead grateful if you'd kill that bleedin' roadrunner gets right on my nerves beep bloody beep all the sodding time."
"Sorry fella's but the roadrunners on a different payroll. Try Warner- not Disney."
"Ah well worth a try." Spike grinned at Willow
"Alright i can end the spell." Giles said and muttered the incantation backwards
"So long folks!"
As it was daytime Buffy offered to walk Willow home to get some much needed shut eye.
"So Buffy- you and Giles!" she raised her eyebrows
"Yeah, he loves me, like loves me loves me."
"Like Duh!" Willow rolled her eyes "What song got ya?"
"True to your heart that Mulan one. What about you?"
"Little Mermaid- Kiss the Girl."
"Cheesy!"
"Hey that's my smootchy song you are dissing woman!"
"My bad." Buffy grinned "So you and Spike Huh?"
"What can i say?" Willow grinned Wickedly "He's a Vamp, but they love him- breaks a new heart everyday."
Buffy groaned but joined in
"He's a vamp
she adores him
and I only hope he'll stay away"
Willow laughed at the odd stares they were getting "He's a vamp
he's a scoundrel
he's a demon
he's a cad
he's a Vamp
but I love him
yes, even I have got it pretty bad
You never can tell when he'll show up
he gives you plenty of trouble
I guess he's just a no-'count pup
but I wish that he were double
He's a vamp
he's a rover
and there's nothing more to say
if he's a vamp, he's a good one
and I wish that I could travel his way
wish that I could travel his way"
They chorused the last line together
"wish that I could travel his way"
The End
Author: Fayth moonwitch@werewolf.co.uk
Rating/paring: A little bit of everyone. PG so far. Disney does not go for raunchy!
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Joss is the owner and Disney owns the song which i messed with slightly-so sue me! On second thoughts don't -i'm broke.
The whole gang stood in Giles house. Anya held hands with Xander, while Spike held Willow close to him. Giles held Buffy and Dawn and muttered the incantation to bring forth the spellcaster.
There was a flash of light and smoke filled the room. As the smoke cleared they could make out a small dark figure in a red robe, blue pointy hat and big round ears
"MICKEY?"
"Uh Hi there." The mouse's high pitched squeak filled the room
"Mickey Mouse?"
"That's me."
"You cast the spell?"
"Uh huh. I borrowed My Masters magic hat and kinda fell asleep and the next thing i know there are broomsticks filling water wells and people singing."
"WAIT A SECOND." Spike yelled "Are you telling me, we were spelled by Bleeding Mickey Mouse?"
"Hey Watch your language i'm a childrens character. Any more potty mouth and i'll stick Minnie on you." Mickey threatened
"Is that Supposed to scare me?" Spike scoffed
"Scares the Disney outta me." Mickey admitted forlornly
"Uh yes well Mickey perhaps you would be so kind as to undo the spell for us?" Giles attempted to be polite
"Well Gosh. I would, i just can't remember how?"
"Listen you little cat treat. Either you stop us singing Blood- Disney songs or i'll see if cartoons trigger off the chip."
"Hey-hey now Mister no call for that. I think the spell was to make hell on earth a song until the chosen ones' love is revealed."
"Hell on earth- the Hellmouth. Well i'd say that love is revealed." Giles' said looking at Buffy
"Oh brother!" sighed Dawn rolling her eyes
"So the spell should be broken." Mickey chirped " Anyone feel like singing?"
"Nope... No all clear." they chorused
"Well can i go home then- only the sorcerer isn't gonna be happy with me."
"Too true mate." Spike grinned "Hang on a sec, you fancy earning some browny points?"
"Why?"
"I'd be dead grateful if you'd kill that bleedin' roadrunner gets right on my nerves beep bloody beep all the sodding time."
"Sorry fella's but the roadrunners on a different payroll. Try Warner- not Disney."
"Ah well worth a try." Spike grinned at Willow
"Alright i can end the spell." Giles said and muttered the incantation backwards
"So long folks!"
As it was daytime Buffy offered to walk Willow home to get some much needed shut eye.
"So Buffy- you and Giles!" she raised her eyebrows
"Yeah, he loves me, like loves me loves me."
"Like Duh!" Willow rolled her eyes "What song got ya?"
"True to your heart that Mulan one. What about you?"
"Little Mermaid- Kiss the Girl."
"Cheesy!"
"Hey that's my smootchy song you are dissing woman!"
"My bad." Buffy grinned "So you and Spike Huh?"
"What can i say?" Willow grinned Wickedly "He's a Vamp, but they love him- breaks a new heart everyday."
Buffy groaned but joined in
"He's a vamp
she adores him
and I only hope he'll stay away"
Willow laughed at the odd stares they were getting "He's a vamp
he's a scoundrel
he's a demon
he's a cad
he's a Vamp
but I love him
yes, even I have got it pretty bad
You never can tell when he'll show up
he gives you plenty of trouble
I guess he's just a no-'count pup
but I wish that he were double
He's a vamp
he's a rover
and there's nothing more to say
if he's a vamp, he's a good one
and I wish that I could travel his way
wish that I could travel his way"
They chorused the last line together
"wish that I could travel his way"
The End