Chapter 2~ Hey, Look, the Glass is Gone
(Loud stomping is heard. Suddenly, a voice yells out.)
Dudley~ Wake up, Pyro, we're going to the zoo! HA-HA-HA-HA! *As Dudley races down the stairs, he trips on the carpet and goes flying. * HA-HA- Ohhhhhh..
Harry~ *scratches head, shrugs, goes into kitchen*
Petunia~ There ya are, orphan. Go cook food.
H~ Yes, Aunt Petunia. Do I get to use the stove?
Vernon~ Fetch my coffee, orphan.
H~ Yes, Uncle Vernon. Do I get to use the stove?
P~ Everything's got to be "SPECIAL" for my Dudley's "SPECIAL" day!
H~ Oh, hoo-rah, he's learned how to play flute. *P hits him with a frying pan*
Dud~ *to the tune of the we just got a letter song off Blue's Clues* I've got presies and you don't, I've got presies and you don't, I've got presies and you don't, HOW MANY ARE THERE?
V~ How am I to know? I can't count. Only in French. Let me see.hmmm. Quattro?
H~ That's Spanish, Uncle Vernon.
V~ Shut it, orphan. It's French if I say it's French. You're Jewish if I say you're Jewish. Got it?
H~ Hmmmm.
(The scene changes to outside, near the car) V~ I'm warning you now, boy. Any funny business, any at all, you'll be in that cupboard for a week.
H~ You mean, like this? *Harry points a finger at a bush like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and sets it aflame. * Look at it burn! *evil laugh*
V~ I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen, as that was our rival neighbor's bush. No more pyrotechnics.
(All get in car with Harry still laughing maniacally)
(Scene-the reptile house at the London Zoo) D~ Make it dance to men Without Hats. I'll just ignore this here sticker and tap on the glass to the rhythm of 'Safety Dance'. *tap-tap-tap-taptap- taptap* This is dull. I'm moving on now. *We can dance if you want to.*
H~ My deepest apologies, my dear snake. My cousin is a moron. Do you talk to Pyro Wizards often?
Snake~ Nooooo. Reeead your ssssssscript.
H~Do you like it, the zoo? *sees sign* Brazil, eh? Sooo.do you know Portuguese? Snake *taps sign* Hmmm. Bred in captivity. That's me as well. Does this mean you have a cupboard under that log?
D~ Look! Look! It's dancing! The snake is dancing! *knocks H to floor* Ahhhhhhhhh!
(Glass disappears-D falls to ground-glass reappears) P~ Oh! My Dudders!
Snake~ Get this.overgrown 11-year-old off me! *Snake escapes and moves leisurely about zoo* Brazil.here I come. Thanksss amigo!
H~Anytime. But they don't speak Spanish there! *Snake disappears*
(Scene-At #4 Privet Drive) V~I told you, nothing.weird, ok?
H~ But, I didn't do it! One moment it was there, the next it was gone! It was like magic!
V~ DON'T SAY THE 'M' WORD! *collapses into fetal position* *Gets up, shoves Harry into cupboard, locks door*
(Harry is thrown into darkness. As he trips over stuff, looking for his bed, an owl perches on the roof. Little does Harry know, his life is about to change- FOREVER.)
(Loud stomping is heard. Suddenly, a voice yells out.)
Dudley~ Wake up, Pyro, we're going to the zoo! HA-HA-HA-HA! *As Dudley races down the stairs, he trips on the carpet and goes flying. * HA-HA- Ohhhhhh..
Harry~ *scratches head, shrugs, goes into kitchen*
Petunia~ There ya are, orphan. Go cook food.
H~ Yes, Aunt Petunia. Do I get to use the stove?
Vernon~ Fetch my coffee, orphan.
H~ Yes, Uncle Vernon. Do I get to use the stove?
P~ Everything's got to be "SPECIAL" for my Dudley's "SPECIAL" day!
H~ Oh, hoo-rah, he's learned how to play flute. *P hits him with a frying pan*
Dud~ *to the tune of the we just got a letter song off Blue's Clues* I've got presies and you don't, I've got presies and you don't, I've got presies and you don't, HOW MANY ARE THERE?
V~ How am I to know? I can't count. Only in French. Let me see.hmmm. Quattro?
H~ That's Spanish, Uncle Vernon.
V~ Shut it, orphan. It's French if I say it's French. You're Jewish if I say you're Jewish. Got it?
H~ Hmmmm.
(The scene changes to outside, near the car) V~ I'm warning you now, boy. Any funny business, any at all, you'll be in that cupboard for a week.
H~ You mean, like this? *Harry points a finger at a bush like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and sets it aflame. * Look at it burn! *evil laugh*
V~ I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen, as that was our rival neighbor's bush. No more pyrotechnics.
(All get in car with Harry still laughing maniacally)
(Scene-the reptile house at the London Zoo) D~ Make it dance to men Without Hats. I'll just ignore this here sticker and tap on the glass to the rhythm of 'Safety Dance'. *tap-tap-tap-taptap- taptap* This is dull. I'm moving on now. *We can dance if you want to.*
H~ My deepest apologies, my dear snake. My cousin is a moron. Do you talk to Pyro Wizards often?
Snake~ Nooooo. Reeead your ssssssscript.
H~Do you like it, the zoo? *sees sign* Brazil, eh? Sooo.do you know Portuguese? Snake *taps sign* Hmmm. Bred in captivity. That's me as well. Does this mean you have a cupboard under that log?
D~ Look! Look! It's dancing! The snake is dancing! *knocks H to floor* Ahhhhhhhhh!
(Glass disappears-D falls to ground-glass reappears) P~ Oh! My Dudders!
Snake~ Get this.overgrown 11-year-old off me! *Snake escapes and moves leisurely about zoo* Brazil.here I come. Thanksss amigo!
H~Anytime. But they don't speak Spanish there! *Snake disappears*
(Scene-At #4 Privet Drive) V~I told you, nothing.weird, ok?
H~ But, I didn't do it! One moment it was there, the next it was gone! It was like magic!
V~ DON'T SAY THE 'M' WORD! *collapses into fetal position* *Gets up, shoves Harry into cupboard, locks door*
(Harry is thrown into darkness. As he trips over stuff, looking for his bed, an owl perches on the roof. Little does Harry know, his life is about to change- FOREVER.)