I don't own X-Men chars. This is AOC story. I thought this up when I was chatting to a friend online and he agree to tell me a story, even through he suck at telling them. R&R and enjoy.

STORY STORY

The scene is that Lance, 17 years old, is babysitting Pietro, who is 5 years old. It is time to put Pietro to bed, but first Pietro wants a story.

Pietro: Tell me a story please Lance?

Lance: Ok, fine. What kind of story would you like?

Pietro: How about you make one up?

Lance: Alright, once upon a time, there was this young prince would live in a castle.

Pietro: Was he a cute prince?

Lance: Yes, and all the girls love him. (Pietro's smile at this.) He was so cute, that no girls couldn't resist him. But the prince didn't care about that he only liked one girl, because she was the prettiest of them all.

Pietro: What was his name?

Lance: Lance.

Pietro: Why not something more cuter for a cute prince? Like the name Pietro happens?

Lance: Fine his name was Pietro.

Pietro: And if all the girls like this cute prince named Pietro, then why did he like just one girl? I mean he could have had all the girls he want. (smirk)

Lance: Yes, he could have, but he love this one girl and-

Pietro: EWW!! Love? Why love? What is this prince an idiot!? (A/N: Come on! He like a 5 year old boy, of course he was going to say something that like)

Lance: Yes. (Pietro is mad) ok, ok. He hasn't stupid cough but he looked like it cough. He just thought that this girl was better then the rest.

Pietro: How come?

Lance: Because she had brown hair and was skinny with blue crystal eyes.

Pietro: Why not with blonde hair and green eyes? Better yet, brown hair, green eyes and average height (A/N: *In threatening voice* You better pick that one!) Or black hair, short, blue eyes? Or in fact blonde, blue eyes, size 38, 16, 14? (big grin)

Lance: Because the prince was not a prev.

Pietro: So only the storyteller is then?

Lance: What!? No! Shut up and let me finish. The prince liked this one girl-

Pietro: What her name?

Lance: Kitty. He liked this-

Pietro: Why Kitty? That sound like a cat. Why not Sara or Rachel or Morgan or better yet the name Pamela (A/N: =D THAT'S ME!=P)

Lance: Because it just was. That what her parents called her.

Pietro: (mumbling) Some stupid parents, naming their kid an animal.

Lance: Anyway. He liked this girl and wanted to marry her-

Pietro: WHAT!? I thought you said this prince was NOT and idiot!? If he marry the stupid "Kitty" then he wouldn't be able to flirt with all the other girls that liked him and also he would disappointed them and make all his kingdom hate him, making him have no kingdom, if his kingdom has nothing but girls in it! (A/N: AW! He looking at for the ugly girls to!)

Lance: Because he had to marry someone, and it was time from him to. So shut up and let him finish it! He didn't know to tell her-

Pietro: OK, his name is not Pietro, it is Lance. I am sure Lance is the idiot one.

Lance: (thinking to self) You're getting good money for babysitting him, don't kill. Good money, don't kill. Good money, don't kill.

Pietro: And princes don't have to get marry, they are not suppose to. They fight and all that, being strong and manly!

Lance: Fine! Prince Pietro hated the girl named Sara or Kitty or whatever her name was, so he decide he would go fight a dragon-

Pietro: How big?

Lance: A HUGE SCARY ONE! But when he get there, the dragon killed him, the end.

Pietro: WHAT!? You CALLED THAT A STORY!? You're the WROST storyteller ever! I want a new story and I want a good one!

Lance: Why you little brat!

Just then Pietro's parents come home and Lance got to go home…..but is this the end of his babysitting Pietro and of his storytelling? No knows…..


A/N: Tell me what your think and if I should continue on with it.