BOO-YA! *Happy Idiot Dance Time* Look at all the review I got=) They make me very happy=, as you can all by me putting them up like this: =). The most reviews I got on one story as far and I'm dancing like a fool with joy. Anyway some of you have said if I would do a Todd or Logan one next. I will do one probably, but it is not my next one, sorry. This one is Jean (even through I hate her) I don't know if I will be able to update tomorrow or not because of hell….I mean school "problems." I forgot that I am trying to keep this a P-G.
STORY STORY
The setting is that Lance was volunteer at a library to read books to children. (A/N: Aw! He is so caring for little kids. Also I'm not really hating on Lance, it just more fun with him being the one to get pick on, because I can see it happen that way.) Of course, at the library is the 6 year old Jean Grey (A/N: Boo! I mean……..yay?)
Lance: *sitting down at a table* Hello, are you here for "adults reading to children day" (A/N: what a lame day title) little girl?
Jean: First off I am not a little girl. I am 6 years old and of course I am here stupid. You have eyes in that head of yours that work I think, so you can see that I am here. I would rather be reading huge, long, chapter books, to educate myself more, but seeing how you look like you can't read very well, I guess the books with pictures will do. *sits down where Lance is already sitting at the table. *
(A/N: What a little *bleep bleep bleep* Who does she think she is? Picking on Lance like that….THAT'S MY JOB!)
Lance: *opening a book while forcing a smile* This book is called, "Little Red Riding Hood." (A/N: don't own that either…hehe there is a lot of notes here)
Jean: No duh.
Lance: Once upon a time, there lived this little girl named Red Riding Hood. She got her name, because she always wore a red hood. *shows the picture to Jean.*
Jean: While the "texturally" piece of clothing is called a cape, but I guess you wouldn't know that. It a good thing that she wasn't called that by her hair, even through her hair is black and not red.
Lance: *getting madder* She lived in the outskirts of the forest. Her grandma lived in the middle of that same forest. One day her grandma got very sick and called Red's mother. Her mother told Red to go into the forest and deliver to her grandma a bowl of soup to make her feel better, sooner.
Jean: First off, you shouldn't called her Red. You should called her by her whole name "Little Red Riding Hood." It is better and some people may not like to be called red. You should only do it, if it is ok with that person. Plus in this picture it looks more like a bowl of liquid then a bowl of soup. (A/N: OH WA WA WA! STOP YOUR WAING YOY WANER!)
Lance: She was told by her mother not to wander off the path that leads to grandma's house. *evil thought* but she did because there was some flowers that caught her lovely eyes. So she pick and pick, until it was dark. She find out that she was lost and didn't know where the trail was. She cried out for help but no one came to her. Next thing she knew, a wolf came by and said that she had an annoying voice and eat her for having *looking right at Jean* such an annoying voice.
Jean: That's not how it goes.
Lance: Yes it is.
Jean: No it is not.
Lance: Yes.
Jean: No it does not.
Lance: Looks for yourself *Hand Jean the book*
Jean: *looking at the book* SEE! Right here it says that she wasn't suppose to talk to stranger and went on the trail to her grandma's place.
Lance: Really?
Jean: Yes. *point to that book* It right there.
Lance: You sure?
Jean: Yes right her-*Lance pushes Jean head into the book, making her hit her head on the hard table* OW!! *starts to cry* (A/N: suck it up you baby!) I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOUR MEAN! (A/N: 1 good because I don't like you and I am sure Lance doesn't love ya too and 2 when did you figure that out smarty pants? You sure you have a brain in that head of yours?)'
Lance: *smiles wide* No duh.
The librarian come and saw what Lance did to Jean and he was kick out of the library forever. It didn't bother Lance at all because he hated it there and only went there to make out with Kitty.
A/N: Ok so I have made Lance the winner here and Jean,,,,,well Jean is annoying what can I say? Sorry for you Jean fans…but I just don't like her.
STORY STORY
The setting is that Lance was volunteer at a library to read books to children. (A/N: Aw! He is so caring for little kids. Also I'm not really hating on Lance, it just more fun with him being the one to get pick on, because I can see it happen that way.) Of course, at the library is the 6 year old Jean Grey (A/N: Boo! I mean……..yay?)
Lance: *sitting down at a table* Hello, are you here for "adults reading to children day" (A/N: what a lame day title) little girl?
Jean: First off I am not a little girl. I am 6 years old and of course I am here stupid. You have eyes in that head of yours that work I think, so you can see that I am here. I would rather be reading huge, long, chapter books, to educate myself more, but seeing how you look like you can't read very well, I guess the books with pictures will do. *sits down where Lance is already sitting at the table. *
(A/N: What a little *bleep bleep bleep* Who does she think she is? Picking on Lance like that….THAT'S MY JOB!)
Lance: *opening a book while forcing a smile* This book is called, "Little Red Riding Hood." (A/N: don't own that either…hehe there is a lot of notes here)
Jean: No duh.
Lance: Once upon a time, there lived this little girl named Red Riding Hood. She got her name, because she always wore a red hood. *shows the picture to Jean.*
Jean: While the "texturally" piece of clothing is called a cape, but I guess you wouldn't know that. It a good thing that she wasn't called that by her hair, even through her hair is black and not red.
Lance: *getting madder* She lived in the outskirts of the forest. Her grandma lived in the middle of that same forest. One day her grandma got very sick and called Red's mother. Her mother told Red to go into the forest and deliver to her grandma a bowl of soup to make her feel better, sooner.
Jean: First off, you shouldn't called her Red. You should called her by her whole name "Little Red Riding Hood." It is better and some people may not like to be called red. You should only do it, if it is ok with that person. Plus in this picture it looks more like a bowl of liquid then a bowl of soup. (A/N: OH WA WA WA! STOP YOUR WAING YOY WANER!)
Lance: She was told by her mother not to wander off the path that leads to grandma's house. *evil thought* but she did because there was some flowers that caught her lovely eyes. So she pick and pick, until it was dark. She find out that she was lost and didn't know where the trail was. She cried out for help but no one came to her. Next thing she knew, a wolf came by and said that she had an annoying voice and eat her for having *looking right at Jean* such an annoying voice.
Jean: That's not how it goes.
Lance: Yes it is.
Jean: No it is not.
Lance: Yes.
Jean: No it does not.
Lance: Looks for yourself *Hand Jean the book*
Jean: *looking at the book* SEE! Right here it says that she wasn't suppose to talk to stranger and went on the trail to her grandma's place.
Lance: Really?
Jean: Yes. *point to that book* It right there.
Lance: You sure?
Jean: Yes right her-*Lance pushes Jean head into the book, making her hit her head on the hard table* OW!! *starts to cry* (A/N: suck it up you baby!) I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOUR MEAN! (A/N: 1 good because I don't like you and I am sure Lance doesn't love ya too and 2 when did you figure that out smarty pants? You sure you have a brain in that head of yours?)'
Lance: *smiles wide* No duh.
The librarian come and saw what Lance did to Jean and he was kick out of the library forever. It didn't bother Lance at all because he hated it there and only went there to make out with Kitty.
A/N: Ok so I have made Lance the winner here and Jean,,,,,well Jean is annoying what can I say? Sorry for you Jean fans…but I just don't like her.