Sorry that I haven't updated as soon as I said I would, but it's the weekend so I should be able to write more, if my father will SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE! Anyway this this chapter is one about Kurt. Next chapter should be Todd or Logan.
STORY STORY!
The scene is Lance is at a daycare center, where Kitty drag him to go. At the daycare center there all lots of little 5 years old (DUH! It's a center) This is where Lance meets one funny looking kid with big green eyes and blue hair.
Lance: *thinking to self* AHH!!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!! Short ones, tall ones, fat ones, hairy ones! Run for your life boy! RUN, RUN, RUN!!! FORGET ABOUT THE GIRL, SHE NOT WORTH IT!
Kurt: Hi! Would you like to play with me?
Lance: AH! *jumps back a couple of feet* Where you came from?
Kurt: Over there. So you want to play or not?
Lance's brain: RUN YOU FOOL! RUN I TELL YOU! RUN!!..WHAT!? NO DON'T LISTEN TO THE BOY! RUN!!!
Lance: *seeing Kitty behind the little kid smile at him* Ok sure kid, I'll play ball with you.
Lance's brain: I'm dead. I want a new body now.
The two boys played ball for a while. When play time was over, the children had snacks and then it was story time. Today was when the adults took one to one to two children and would read to them, instead of reading to the whole group. Lance got suck with Kurt and they went off into a little corner of the room, and sat down.
Lance: *holding books* Ok so which one would you like me to read to you?
Kurt: *looking at the books and throwing them on the floor* I heard them all, will you make up one for me please.
Lance: Well I- *see Kurt's puppy eye's face* well….ok.
Lance's brain: AH!! YOU STUPID FOOL! WHY? WHY!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH HIM! NOW I AM GOING TO DIE! ! *starts crying*
Lance: Hmm…where was this little child who lived is a poor town called hmm… Blue City on the outside of this Kingdom, and this child lived with his mother.
Kurt: Why didn't the child live with his father too?
Lance: Because his father was a very important man and he was away on a war trip for the king.
Kurt: And doesn't he has any brothers or sisters?
Lance: Because hmm…they where away too. Anyway, this little child and his mother went to go buy bread into the kingdom one day.
Kurt: Why couldn't they buy bread in the town that they lived in?
Lance: There was no bread store in the town they lived in.
Kurt: Oh ok. Oh and why is the town called "Blue City" when it is not a city. It should be called "Blue Town."
Lance: City, Town it was the same thing to the people.
Kurt: Oh. *nods head, waiting for Lance to continue on*
Lance: When they got to the bread store, they find out that the store was out of bread.
Kurt: WHAT!? How can it be a bread store if it has no bread?
Lance: It is…..hmm…just they run out of bread and had to order more.
Kurt: Couldn't they make more bread themselves?
Lance: No, they are to stupid to learn how to. Anyway the mother and the child went on to the other bread store and there was none there too. They went to all the bread store's and there was no bread in the city.
Kurt: Well that is dumb. Someone should know how to make bread.
Lance: Well no one did, so the mother went to see the King of the land, and but she couldn't get into the building.
Kurt: Why not?
Lance: Because it was guarded by snakes and tigers and a 50ft, iron wall.
Kurt: Wait…if the city is so poor, then why is the Kingdom protect by iron walls and not wood ones?
Lance: Because the King was a greedy man and kept all the money for himself and not his people. He was so rich and fat, that the whole Kingdom he ruled over was dirt poor. They people had nothing.
Kurt: They had each other.
Lance: Yes but no money.
Kurt: You don't really did money to be happy through.
Lance: Well it helps so shhh and let me continue.
Kurt: Ok then.
Lance: The mother couldn't go see the King so she went back to her child. Her child was hugely and starving to death. She knew that she needed to get her son some food.
Kurt: So if the son is hungry and there is no bread, why couldn't she get him some other kind of food to eat?
Lance: Bread was the only food her son could eat.
Kurt: Why?
Lance: Because it just was.
Kurt: What did the mother look like? Was she pretty?
Lance: Yes very and she had red hair and blue eyes. She was a very brave woman, because she was the only one that went to see the King about the bread problem and the people saw her as their leader when the King was not around.
Kurt: Oh ok.
Lance: So she had to get bread for her son, but she didn't how know to-
Kurt: Why didn't she go to a different part of the land, where there was bread?
Lance: It was to far to traveled on by foot.
Kurt: Why didn't she get a car then?
Lance: No cars back then.
Kurt: How long is back then?
Lance: Very.
Kurt: They why didn't she take a horse or something like that?
Lance's brain: AHHH!!! TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!! LET ME OUT OF THIS BODY!!!!!!! AHH!!!
Lance: *eyes began twisting* Because there was done around. *madder* Now be quiet and let me finished the story!
Kurt: *in a whisper* ok
Lance: She had to get-
Teacher of the class/center: Ok children, that is all for story time! Nap time now!
Children: YEAH!!!
Lance: *thinking* Breath in, breath out.
Lance's brain: Your stupid!
While the children where all sleeping Lance and Kitty went out the door and away from the daycare center to go on a date.
A/N: Sorry if that wasn't as funny or creative as my other chapters. I just made this one up on the top of my head not knowing what I would do. Anyway R&R please and thanks.
STORY STORY!
The scene is Lance is at a daycare center, where Kitty drag him to go. At the daycare center there all lots of little 5 years old (DUH! It's a center) This is where Lance meets one funny looking kid with big green eyes and blue hair.
Lance: *thinking to self* AHH!!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!! Short ones, tall ones, fat ones, hairy ones! Run for your life boy! RUN, RUN, RUN!!! FORGET ABOUT THE GIRL, SHE NOT WORTH IT!
Kurt: Hi! Would you like to play with me?
Lance: AH! *jumps back a couple of feet* Where you came from?
Kurt: Over there. So you want to play or not?
Lance's brain: RUN YOU FOOL! RUN I TELL YOU! RUN!!..WHAT!? NO DON'T LISTEN TO THE BOY! RUN!!!
Lance: *seeing Kitty behind the little kid smile at him* Ok sure kid, I'll play ball with you.
Lance's brain: I'm dead. I want a new body now.
The two boys played ball for a while. When play time was over, the children had snacks and then it was story time. Today was when the adults took one to one to two children and would read to them, instead of reading to the whole group. Lance got suck with Kurt and they went off into a little corner of the room, and sat down.
Lance: *holding books* Ok so which one would you like me to read to you?
Kurt: *looking at the books and throwing them on the floor* I heard them all, will you make up one for me please.
Lance: Well I- *see Kurt's puppy eye's face* well….ok.
Lance's brain: AH!! YOU STUPID FOOL! WHY? WHY!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH HIM! NOW I AM GOING TO DIE! ! *starts crying*
Lance: Hmm…where was this little child who lived is a poor town called hmm… Blue City on the outside of this Kingdom, and this child lived with his mother.
Kurt: Why didn't the child live with his father too?
Lance: Because his father was a very important man and he was away on a war trip for the king.
Kurt: And doesn't he has any brothers or sisters?
Lance: Because hmm…they where away too. Anyway, this little child and his mother went to go buy bread into the kingdom one day.
Kurt: Why couldn't they buy bread in the town that they lived in?
Lance: There was no bread store in the town they lived in.
Kurt: Oh ok. Oh and why is the town called "Blue City" when it is not a city. It should be called "Blue Town."
Lance: City, Town it was the same thing to the people.
Kurt: Oh. *nods head, waiting for Lance to continue on*
Lance: When they got to the bread store, they find out that the store was out of bread.
Kurt: WHAT!? How can it be a bread store if it has no bread?
Lance: It is…..hmm…just they run out of bread and had to order more.
Kurt: Couldn't they make more bread themselves?
Lance: No, they are to stupid to learn how to. Anyway the mother and the child went on to the other bread store and there was none there too. They went to all the bread store's and there was no bread in the city.
Kurt: Well that is dumb. Someone should know how to make bread.
Lance: Well no one did, so the mother went to see the King of the land, and but she couldn't get into the building.
Kurt: Why not?
Lance: Because it was guarded by snakes and tigers and a 50ft, iron wall.
Kurt: Wait…if the city is so poor, then why is the Kingdom protect by iron walls and not wood ones?
Lance: Because the King was a greedy man and kept all the money for himself and not his people. He was so rich and fat, that the whole Kingdom he ruled over was dirt poor. They people had nothing.
Kurt: They had each other.
Lance: Yes but no money.
Kurt: You don't really did money to be happy through.
Lance: Well it helps so shhh and let me continue.
Kurt: Ok then.
Lance: The mother couldn't go see the King so she went back to her child. Her child was hugely and starving to death. She knew that she needed to get her son some food.
Kurt: So if the son is hungry and there is no bread, why couldn't she get him some other kind of food to eat?
Lance: Bread was the only food her son could eat.
Kurt: Why?
Lance: Because it just was.
Kurt: What did the mother look like? Was she pretty?
Lance: Yes very and she had red hair and blue eyes. She was a very brave woman, because she was the only one that went to see the King about the bread problem and the people saw her as their leader when the King was not around.
Kurt: Oh ok.
Lance: So she had to get bread for her son, but she didn't how know to-
Kurt: Why didn't she go to a different part of the land, where there was bread?
Lance: It was to far to traveled on by foot.
Kurt: Why didn't she get a car then?
Lance: No cars back then.
Kurt: How long is back then?
Lance: Very.
Kurt: They why didn't she take a horse or something like that?
Lance's brain: AHHH!!! TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!! LET ME OUT OF THIS BODY!!!!!!! AHH!!!
Lance: *eyes began twisting* Because there was done around. *madder* Now be quiet and let me finished the story!
Kurt: *in a whisper* ok
Lance: She had to get-
Teacher of the class/center: Ok children, that is all for story time! Nap time now!
Children: YEAH!!!
Lance: *thinking* Breath in, breath out.
Lance's brain: Your stupid!
While the children where all sleeping Lance and Kitty went out the door and away from the daycare center to go on a date.
A/N: Sorry if that wasn't as funny or creative as my other chapters. I just made this one up on the top of my head not knowing what I would do. Anyway R&R please and thanks.
