Scenery: (Santa sits in a holly covered arm chair in the middle of a large mall. Two women dressed as elves stand on either side of him, striking various poses as if for a playboy photographer)

Young Boy: (Sits in Santa's lap, looking simply dumbstruck by his beard)

Santa: Ho ho ho, young man! And what do YOU want for Christmas?

Young Boy: Beeeeeard..

Santa: Ho ho ho!! How very observant!! NEXT!!

Elf1: (Takes the boy by the arm and drags him back to his mother)

Santa: Oh.ah...Hello there.can I help you?

Sesshomaru: Yes.you can help me in many ways, Santa.you see I'm here for this.'wishing' .thing you're offering.(sits down on Santa's knee with an evil smirk)

Santa.ah.what.do...you want...for Christmas, Young man?

Sesshomaru: (appears to be on the verge for wishing for the Tetsusaiga) I want a pony. A purple one with yellow spots.

Elf1 and 2: (appear quite confused as they drag him back to the waiting Jaken)

---Christmas Morning----

Sesshomaru: (Skips down the stairs in a childish glee, dressed in white, footie pajamas, with little green dinosaurs on it) Finally! A pony of my very own!! I'll name him Billy, and I'll hug him, and I'll-(arrives at foot of the stairs)

Scenery: (A Yellow pony with dark purple spots stands next to the Christmas tree, munching wooden ornaments)

Sesshomaru: What is this?! It was supposed to be purple! DARN YOU SANTA!! ------ Frell: Yes.that is why Sesshomaru needs a hug more then any other Inuyasha character. It was a simple Christmas mistake. Yes.and all you fan girls.HE'S MINE!! MINE MINE MINE!! Thank you!

Serge: .0.o.you do that.