How To

How to get Aya to play soccer

By: Lynn Metallium

Disclaimers: I don't own anything, I'm poor,

please don't kill me or sue me. I'm armless,

leg-less and goat-less so pretty please

don't sue me!

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"For the tenth time today, no-"

"But Aya, it'll be fun!"

Aya just glared his evil 'Frost-bite glare of

death' down upon poor Ken. Some how, this didn't

phase the soccer loving bishounen in the

least as he continued to look up at Aya with

large brown puppy-dog eyes.

'Damnthey must be becoming immune

to my glares!' Aya cursed to himself and

attempted the glare again. It still wasn't

working. Aya looked away.

"Yohji'll be there-" Ken tempted

the redhead still.

"Yohji?" Aya snapped back to glare

at Ken.

"Of course, I managed to talk him

in to it-" Ken looked at Aya hopefully.

'And you better come too, cause I told him

YOU were going.' Ken added to himself.

Aya seemed to be thinking this over in

his head. Yohjiplaying soccer with Yohji.

playing with Yohji in bed- GAH! No no no!

Aya shook his head furiously. No that's

not what he had meant to think

"Fine" Aya replied.

"You will?"

"I said so didn't I?" Aya glared,

annoyed.

"YOU WILL!" If Ken had been a girl,

Aya would have sworn that could have been

only labeled as a squeal, a fan girl squeal

to be precise, but Ken wasn't a girl, he was

a guy, and guysdo NOT squeal

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Ah the smell of fresh clean cut green grass

"YOHJI! You're suppose to kick the

ball not let it hit you in the head-"

Yohji just glared up at Ken.

"I thought you said this wasn't

a dangerous sport"

"I did.and its usually NOT if

you pay attention!" Ken huffed.

Omi and Aya gave each other a sideways

glance and rolled their eyes

This has been going on all day. Between

the four men on the field, only two were

actually making an effort to play. Aya

wouldn't even look at the ball much less

kick it. Yohji couldn't even concentrate

on the ball and the blonde kept smoking

those stupid cigarettes while he pretended

to play. Ken was pretty close to having a

hissy fit, Omi was sure of it when he kicked

the ball to Aya who simply stared at it till

Yohji came running to kick it away

"AAAYAA!"

"Don't worry about it Ken-kun-" Omi

chirped cheerfully. "Let's just keep playing!"

Ken sulked a bit and trotted over to Omi.

"Omi he won't play right"

Omi stared at him for a moment'What am I?

Their keepers? Now play nice children'

Omi thought dryly.

"I'm sorry Ken-kunWhat can we do?

Aya's just no fun"

Ken continued to pout a bit and Omi

watched him concerned. How could they get

Aya to play? The guy was soOmi's

brow wrinkled as he thought. What would make

the cold man play?

"Omi" Ken looked at him with large

pleading eyes.

"I'm THINKING Ken! Just wait"

Suddenly a wonderful idea sprung into Omi's

cute blonde head. It was so perfect and

flawless andevil, Omi just had to smirk.

"Omi, why are you smirking like that?

Stop that, you're scaring me- " Ken said nervously. Omi blinked but continued to grin.

"But I've just gotten a wonderful idea

Ken! Bring me the soccer ball-"

Ken looked at him with a look of doubt but like

a good puppy went to fetch the ball just as Omi asked. Omi continued to smile to himself as he

fished a big black marker out of his backpack

on the bench.

"Here you go Omi- What are you going

to do with that?" Ken looked at the marker

wide eyed.

"You'll see.."

"IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Ken

let out a squeal of horror. "OMI!!!!"

"I ONLY wrote on it Ken-" Omi looked

up at him with large blue innocent eyes.

"It'll be ok-"

"You wrote on my soccer ball!" Ken

let out a sob and grabbed the ball away from

Omi. Omi let out a little huff of annoyance.

"Ken! Don't smear it! It won't work

if you do!"

Ken just stared at his precious soccer

ball with large dinner plate sized eyes.

"O-O-OMI!!!!"

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Aya glared out at the field.This was so

stupidhe didn't like this gameeven if Yohji

did look hot while he chased Ken around

the field. Aya, really wanted to pout

Suddenly the soccer ball was kicked in his

directionHe watched the black and white

pattern roll towards him and stop at his

feet. His eyebrows twitchedScrawled on the

side of the ball with black marker, read the word..

"TAKATORI!!!!!!!!!!" Aya let out a

howl. "SHI-NEEEEEEE!"

The other three boys stared as Aya suddenly

gave the ball a vicious kick across the field.

"WowIt really DID work Ken!" Omi

looked very proud.

"I can't believe you wrote Takatori

on my soccer ball.."

Aya simply glared at them..

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WAI! So cute! I couldn't resist! ^^! It was a

funny idea, but I'm not sure where it came

from, oh well! ^^!!!