Switched

By: Lynn Metallium

Disclaimer: I don't own any of them as much as I

would love to. I'm only going to borrow them!

I promise to return then in perfect condition and

maybe a bit happier then when they left? XD

But anyway, please don't sue me! I'm a poor lowly teen

whom has no money at all.

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Omi looked up as Aya walked into the kitchen, the

normal 'I'm a block of ice, don't even attempt to

communicate with me' look pasted carefully on his pale

face. That didn't phase little Omi in the least though

as he smiled brightly at Aya and handed him a cup from

the counter.

"Ohayo Aya-kun! I made you some tea-"

Aya silently accepted the cup from Omi's hand and

nodded at him, the only recognition he would get this

early in the morning. Ken looked up from the sports

section of the newspaper and smiled at Aya. 'Too many

smiles,' Aya thought. He was going to puke; those two

were always so darn cheery. As usual, Yohji was nowhere

to be found, if you saw him before 10 it was pure

accident and he probably had to go pee so bad he HAD

to get up. Aya swiped the remaining bits of the

newspaper from Ken-kun who was back to staring a hole

through the sports section. The silence settled back

around them as Aya buried his face in the paper. Not

that he usually really read it, but it prevented

anyone from staring at him while he ate, or trying to

start up a conversation. Morning was not a talkative

procedure with Aya. Omi on the other hand...

"So you'll come and pick me up after school

tomorrow Kenken?" Omi pestered the older boy, just

making sure he hadn't forgotten that he had promised.

"And we'll go shopping?"

Aya snorted to himself behind the paper. Ken-kun,

shopping, funny...His humor may have been too dry for

anyone else but himself to appreciate, but then again,

who cared? It wasn't like he shared his humor anyway-

"Uh, yeah-" Was Ken-kun's intelligent answer

as he waved his hand at the youth to keep him quiet.

The paper was calling him; he hadn't even gotten to

the soccer section yet! Why didn't Omi talk to Aya...

Yes...Make silent eye talk with Aya...

"You aren't even listening are you..." Omi

looked dejected.

"Of course I am!" Ken looked up and smiled at

Omi sweetly. "Now, what did you want?"

Omi slammed his head down on the table, rather painful

like. Aya glanced at them over the top of the paper,

giving them the 'You are getting on my nerves, SHI-NE!'

look.

"Aya-kun...It's time for Yohji to get up-" Omi

mumbled from his place facedown at the table. Aya

looked up at Omi from the newspaper, his face blank

and his body un-moving. Omi lifted his head and looked

at Aya with pleading blue puppy dog eyes, the kind that

no one with a shred of humanity could resist. Sighing,

Aya set the paper down and stood up, and headed for

the stairs. Why did he get to be the unlucky soul to

try to get the blonde playboy from beneath his sheets

this morning? It wasn't like Ken-kun was doing

anything useful sitting there drinking coffee and

reading the boring sports section. Like that was

useful. Aya let out a snort and raised a fist to bang

furiously at Youji's door.

"YOHJI-KUN! GET UP! NOW!"

Inside his room, Yohji-kun cracked open one eye and

stared at his vibrating door. He gave himself three

guesses just who was outside his door causing it to

shake violently, and told himself the first two guesses

didn't count. His head was beginning to throb in time

to the banging on the door.

"What do you waaaaaant?" Yohji wailed in a

state of high annoyance as he stalked from his nice

warm bed, with its nice warm silk sheets and his nice

warm comforter to open the door and stare at the cold

face of Aya.

"It's time to get up, we open shop today and I

expect to see you downstairs in 10 minutes Yohji-" Aya

turned his back on Yohji and marched off back

downstairs. Yohji shot him a 'Oh please bite me now-'

look and rolled his eyes. He'd be down when he was

ready. Aya really irked him sometimes, and now was one

of those many frequent times. Things had been just

peachy around Weiss before Aya, Mr. Stick-shoved-up-my-

ass-so-far-I-cant-probably-even-walk-straight had shown

up and snatched the whole show from right out of

Yohji's hands. Jealously reared her ugly head and

stuck out its tongue and pulled down one eyelid

childishly at Aya's retreating back. Continuing to fume

and grip about his current situation Yohji slammed his

door, sulked, and then got ready for work.

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Aya stared out the front window to the florist shop.

The sun was shinning, the birds were chirping, and the

blonde playboy, only known to the world of fan girls

as Kudou Yohji, was going to die... Oh yes, a very

painful death as far as Aya was concerned. It took a

lot of nerve to stand there and not do a whole lot of

nothing while the swarm of fan girls attacked the shop.

Simply flirt and act oblivious to all his death glares.

"Neee, Aaaayaa-kun!"

"See, this flower matches your eyes!"

Aya shoved his way through the fan girls ogling him

and continued to attempt to ignore them. Omi was back

from school and trying hard to smile at all the girls;

his face was starting to hurt from the effort he was

putting into it. Ken-kun was working the front, the

unlucky bastard. The game of rock, paper, scissors was

the worst for poor Ken and somehow he always lost. He

was beyond convinced that somehow Yohji was cheating.

The blonde florist cheated at everything anyway! Still

...How did one figure out how to cheat at rock, paper,

scissors? As soon as Ken figured it out, he would have

Yohji-kun standing up here dealing cash instead. Yohji

meanwhile was having his daily dose of flirting with

the cute girls that seemed to flock to the flower shop

every day. It was all because of his good looks, he

just knew it. They were crazy about him, they wanted

him, and they were all under 18...damn. Where were the

more sophisticated girls hiding out today?

Smiling he innocently pointed them out Omi. Oh poor

unsuspecting Omi... Oh wait, Yohji grinned as Omi

looked over in his general direction and gave him a

furious glare. So Omi wasn't so unsuspecting after all!

What luck! Yohji smiled innocently, winked and blew

the blonde bishounen a kiss. After taking a quick sip

of his soda in his hand he mouthed,

'Gotta love those fan girls-'

Omi wrinkled his nose and raised an eyebrow at Yohji,

and mouthed back-

'No, I hate curls!'

Yohji choked on his soda, nearly spitting out on the

nearest girl. She looked at him in surprise and gasped.

"Are you OK Yohji-san?"

Yohji waved her away and looked over at Omi and

mouthed back to him once again,

'You hate girls?!'

Omi looked at him curiously and nodded his head. That's

what he said, wasn't it? He didn't like curls, they

just weren't right. Yohji turned a lovely shade of red

before looking rather triumphant, he had always KNOWN

there was something wrong with that kid! Chortling to

himself he turned around to smack right into-

"Jesus Christ!" Yohji let out a curse. "Aya!

Shit, don't do that crap man!"

Aya stared at him silently glaring that cold, piercing

glare that literally screamed 'SHI-NE!'

"Why aren't you working-?" Aya punctuated each

word carefully and lathered on the emphasis on the

word working. Yohji shot him a dazzling smile; the

ones that melted young girls' knees and made then drool

slightly. The only thing wrong with using the smile,

was that Aya wasn't a girl, (wellyou know which Aya

we mean,) and he most certainly wouldn't go weak in the

knees over him. Not that that mattered to Yohji, he was

a strict lady's man, wellmost of the time. He wouldn't

let himself count those last seven times, he had been

drunk, really drunk. Well, at least that's what he kept

telling himself. Just reallythat

had to be it- A harsh cough brought him back to the

moment and he looked back down at Aya and attempted

another smile. He could tell the smile wasn't really

helping the matter much, but hey, it was always worth

a try

"Get to WORK Yohji-"

Yohji playfully bowed down to Aya and shot him a wink

before straightening.

"Yes master, you're such a slave driver-"

The fan girls in the shop around the two of them

obviously found this hilarious because they all

tittered and snickered annoyingly. Aya shot them all

cold angry glares, especially Yohji. Turning back to

the girls Aya gave them another glare.

"If you aren't going to buy anything then

LEAVE!" He snapped.

A chorus of moans, groans and 'Awww do we have to?'

rang out. Aya simply glared at them silently, a look

that promised death if they didn't move right then

and there. Aya was not in a good mood, of course when

was Aya ever in a good mood one may ask Yohji rolled

his eyes and smiled at the girls. Aya turned away from

then, his shoulders tight with anger.

"Don't worry about him, he just hasn't gotten

any as of lately, if you understand what I mean- Makes

him kind of bad tempered doesn't it-" Yohji smiled a

bit more.

"YOHJI!" Aya whirled around and shot the

playboy another one of his famous shi-ne glares. His

face felt a bit hot in embarrassment at Yohji's

comment, so that only made him glare harder, if that

was even possible. Knowing Aya, it probably was. If

glares could kill, Yohji would have been mangled,

gutted and most likely be-headed on the floor. That

wasn't really a comforting thought to the blonde at

the moment. Which is probably why he took that time to

rush past Aya and hide, or at least try to, in the

back of the shop. Not that that stopped Aya any

it didn't until the fan girls let out their evil ear

piercing shrikes to Omi and Ken that Aya was going to

hurt 'Poor, cute, adorable, heart-stopping, blonde,

every ones favorite assas- er florist playboy Yohji'

"I saw him Omi-kun, I know he's just going to beat

poor Yohji-kun up!"

"He probably deserves it" Ken muttered under his

breath. Yohji didn't get any sympathy from him, not

even a little drop. Maybe it was because last week

Yohji had told all the girls that he had been dancing

around the kitchen in his 'cute little soccer ball

covered boxers' singing. Just maybe that's why there

was no sympathy.

"What a horrible thing to say Ken-kun!"

Ken winced under the harsh glare of the almighty fan

girl. It was even worse that Aya's glare, which was

almost as bad as becoming frostbitten.

"Well" Ken stared, which wasn't really the best idea

he'd had in a while. He wasn't always the brightest

crayon in the crayon box and it was starting to show

at the moment.

"Well what?" the fan girl demanded, her hands on her

hips.

"Ken will go stop them-" Omi smiled sweetly at the

girl, saving poor Ken from further tongue-lashings

from the girl. Ken gave Omi a thankful look, then

narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

"WHO is going to stop them?" Ken asked, giving Omi a

look far from thankful.

"You of course-" Omi smiled on of those sweet

smiles, very similar to the one used on Aya earlier

that morning. Ken looked helplessly at Omi. There was

no way in hell he was going back there and jumping

between one very angry, katana wielding, Takatori

killing, Fujimiya Aya, and one very stupid, blonde,

womanizer, Kudou Yohji while they were having another

cat fight. Last time he had been bruised on the butt

by a broom wielding Yohji. At least Omi had been very

gentle with the cut on his head from the flying

flowerpots (ha, you thought I was going to say the

bruise on his butt didn't you-). He really did NOT

want to go back there now.

"Oh no, I don't think so- Isn't it your turn

to stop them?-" Ken looked hopefully at Omi. His

attempt to copy the cute look on Omi's face was

failing miserably though. Omi just looked at him funny,

then sweatdroped.

"But Ken-kun-" Omi looked at him sweetly. "You

don't want me to get hurt do you?"

All the girls gasped and stared at the two intently.

"But that isn't fair! Ken-kun doesn't want to

get hurt either!"

"But we can't let them hurt Omi!-"

A sweatdrop dribbled down the sides of Ken and Omi's

heads. This just was not their day at all..

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To Be Continued...