A friend and I came up with an interesting story idea one day. What would
happen if Gaara suddenly became a ladies man and Sakura and Ino suddenly
wanted him instead of Sauske? Well wackiness would ensue, that's for darn
sure. Enjoy this one shot thriller! By the way I do not own Naruto, but I
wish I did, and I have a birthday coming up..hint hint!
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Gaara stood there smiling. He was always smiling. He was such a happy guy. There were two beautiful ladies fighting for his affections. Life couldn't get any better than this. He looked down onto the field below. There stood Sakura and Ino. Staring each other down. Both fighting for the love of the stud that is Gaara.
"No way bitch! He's my man!" yelled Ino. She brought up her hand, filled with shurikens. She let them fly. All headed at Sakura, who leapt above them plucking a few from the air as she leapt.
"I don't think so. I'm so much more beautiful than you. He would obviously love me more," Sakura smiled and tossed her hair aside. 'Yeah besides you're just a slut, no one wants you!' Inner Sakura taunted unseen. She released the newly grabbed shurikens. Ino leapt into the air, but Sakura ran and was waiting for Ino once she hit the ground. Sakura slapped Ino and left a nice welt on the side of her face. Ino stood there for a moment speechless. Then she swung with a slap of her own. Leaving her own mark on the face of her adversary. The two then grabbed each other's hair and began rolling on the ground. Clawing and biting and gnawing at each other's flesh.
Up on the hill Gaara's face lost its smile. He was angry. "There.there's not..there's not enough...DAISIES!!!!" he spun around and ran into the field behind him and began picking daisies. They were so pretty.
Sakura and Ino continued there fight. Soon both were tired out and breathing heavily. They ran at each other and kicked. Their feet hit each other sending them right back. They tried again this time Sakura knocked Ino's feet down, spinning her in midair. Then when Ino's face was in proper range, punched her in the mouth. Ino fell to the ground motionless. Sakura landed, caught her breath and stood up giving the peace sign to Gaara who responded with his own peace sign. The two smiled at each other and spent the rest of the afternoon picking daisies.
Fin~
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Gaara stood there smiling. He was always smiling. He was such a happy guy. There were two beautiful ladies fighting for his affections. Life couldn't get any better than this. He looked down onto the field below. There stood Sakura and Ino. Staring each other down. Both fighting for the love of the stud that is Gaara.
"No way bitch! He's my man!" yelled Ino. She brought up her hand, filled with shurikens. She let them fly. All headed at Sakura, who leapt above them plucking a few from the air as she leapt.
"I don't think so. I'm so much more beautiful than you. He would obviously love me more," Sakura smiled and tossed her hair aside. 'Yeah besides you're just a slut, no one wants you!' Inner Sakura taunted unseen. She released the newly grabbed shurikens. Ino leapt into the air, but Sakura ran and was waiting for Ino once she hit the ground. Sakura slapped Ino and left a nice welt on the side of her face. Ino stood there for a moment speechless. Then she swung with a slap of her own. Leaving her own mark on the face of her adversary. The two then grabbed each other's hair and began rolling on the ground. Clawing and biting and gnawing at each other's flesh.
Up on the hill Gaara's face lost its smile. He was angry. "There.there's not..there's not enough...DAISIES!!!!" he spun around and ran into the field behind him and began picking daisies. They were so pretty.
Sakura and Ino continued there fight. Soon both were tired out and breathing heavily. They ran at each other and kicked. Their feet hit each other sending them right back. They tried again this time Sakura knocked Ino's feet down, spinning her in midair. Then when Ino's face was in proper range, punched her in the mouth. Ino fell to the ground motionless. Sakura landed, caught her breath and stood up giving the peace sign to Gaara who responded with his own peace sign. The two smiled at each other and spent the rest of the afternoon picking daisies.
Fin~