Switched

By: Lynn Metallium

Disclaimer: I don't own any of them as much as I

would love to. I'm only going to borrow them!

I promise to return then in perfect condition and

maybe a bit happier then when they left? XD

But anyway, please don't sue me! I'm a poor lowly teen

whom has no money at all.

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It wasn't that Aya didn't want to do the missionreally

he did, but a certain someone was partnered with him.

A certain someone, who had done nothing today in the

shop, a certain blonde someonea certain playboy

someoneA certain someone who will remain nameless

*coughkudoucoughcoughyohjicough!* Aya smoldered quietly

in angerYohji glanced over at him silently and raised

an eyebrow. Now what was the redhead sulking about in

his little corner. Aya had been brooding like a mother

hen ever since the incident at the flower shop that

afternoon. Shesh, it wasn't like he'd said anything

too horrible. He just said Aya never got laid, which

wasn't a lie as far as he knew. Aya never came home

late. Never went out period that Yohji noticed, 'cept

to see Aya-chan,Yohji pondered to himself a bit. Was

it even possible to get Aya to go out clubbing? Most

likely not, not to Yohji's knowledge anyway.

"Lets go-" Aya's voice broke through Yohji's

hazed thoughts.

"'Bout time" Yohji replied and stood up from

his crouched position. His legs were a bit sore from

being down for so long. Aya unsheathed his katana, the

streetlight bouncing off the cold metal making it

shine slightly. Yohji eyed him.

"We're just gonna bust in there and start

swinging around weapons?"

Aya looked back and up at the blonde assassin.

"Hai." Was the only clipped reply he got.

"Chee-" Yohji huffed a bit, winding the end of

his garrote around his fingers loosely. "Well lets

crash this party then,-"

Aya rolled his eyes and marched across the dew wet

grass towards the building that had been marked as

their latest target. Somewhere inside there was their

target. A raving mad scientist like man whom had been

performing his arts on live beings. Sounded like a

normal case if Yohji had ever heard of one. Stupid

people, didn't they ever get tired of doing things

like this? Of courseif they ever did then Weiss would

be out of a job- Yohji trotted after Aya, fuming a bit.

Why did Aya get to lead? Why did Aya get to be the

leader? No one had ever told him he could have Yohji's

position, or at least, Yohji's previous position. That

irked him to no end that the redhead could just bust

in like that-

'Whoa...,time to put your mind on the mission Kudou-

bitch about Aya-kun later-'

Yohji glanced up just in time to see Aya take off

running towards the window, katana raised above his

head. Yohji let out a groan

"Three,One-"

"SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Right on cue, Aya let out a scream and leapt through

the open window. Yohji looked blank as he casually

walked through the unlocked door right beside the

window.

"There was a door you know."

Aya twitched slightly and stared at Yohji with an evil

glare

"Shutup-"

The four men that just happened to be standing there

in those long white lab coats stared at them

"How did you get in here?"

Yohji twitched slightly.

"The window and the door-"

"Who are you?"

A sweatdrop began to slide down Yohji's head. Aya just

glared at them all, 'Look at me, I'm giving you the

evil glare of frostbitten death-'

"Weiss"

"..How do you spell that?"

It was Aya's turn to twitch.

"With a W! But who cares?!" Yohji snapped.

"I don't think we know them-"

One of the men scratched his head and glanced at the

other men standing there.

"Ya know, kids shouldn't run around with sharp

objects-"

Aya glared at him.Obviously this man didn't know Aya

very well,..

"Shi-ne." Aya growled under his breath.

"Is that real leather?"

Aya twitched and stared at the man gritting his teeth.

Yohji just stared

What...the?

"Aya! Yohji! Have you-" Omi came busting into

the room, Ken in tow behind him puffing for breath.

"You haven't killed them yet?"

"Kill us?"

"Oh IIIIII get it! They're assassins!" Another

man chirped. "They want to kill us for using live

human beings in our practices!"

"A bright one isn't he." Yohji muttered.

Omi and Ken just looked completely and utterly

confused. Aya continued to give himself a horrible

headache by glaring the four men down.

"Thisis really getting old-" Yohji growled.

Aya said nothing but swung his sword up and then took

off in a charge at the nearest man. Yohji yanked out

his garrote following Aya's lead at the men. Blood,

guts, body parts, and all that sorts of gross stuff

when flying. Man number three, who has no name because,

hey, let's face it, who cares? He's gonna die in three

seconds anyway, grabbed several bottles of weird nasty

purple glowing liquid. Holding it against his chest he

let out a shout.

"Back! Back I say! I'll use this.nasty glowing

purple liquid I tell you!"

Aya, Yohji, Ken and Omi stared at him with a dead pan

look on their faces.

"I'm shaking-" Yohji rolled his eyes and swung

his garrote out, which wrapped itself none too loosely

around the mans neck.. Yohji gave a yank, but before

he could tighten the wire, the man hurled the 'nasty

glowing purple liquid' at Yohji and Aya. (oh, how

original). Aya let out a growl of disgust when the

liquid splattered all over his face and leather jacket

Yohji hissed under his breath and pulled the garrote

tighter, quite be-heading the man only known to the

world as 'man number three'.

"EwwwAya-kun! There's nasty glowing purple

iquid stuff on your face-" Omi noted.

"Yours too Yohji-kun-"

"How observant of you Ken-" Yohji muttered,

the garrote wire winding itself back inside its case.

"Hn"

"ShitI need a cigarette-"Aya spat out.

Omi and Ken stared at him. Aya narrowed his eyes and

glared, silent again. Yohji and Aya glared at each

other silently before Yohji felt his legs suddenly

give out beneath him. Yohji let out a grunt of

surprise before he hit the ground, but found himself

unable to get back up, he didn't even notice Aya on

the floor next to him as the world around Yohji and

Aya suddenly became very blurred, then

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Ken paced the floor, back and forth, back and forth

behind Omi who was typing at his computer at a furious

rate. Back and forth, back and forth, back and-

"Stop pacing!" Omi finally snapped and turned

around in his chair and gave Ken a look. "If you're so

worried then go back upstairs and check on them, but I

think they'll be fine-"

"But Omi! It was purple!"

Omi looked blank.

"Wellat least you aren't color blind Ken-kun"

"Thank goodness-wait a minute" Ken glared

at Omi. "What's that supost to mean?!"

Omi just hid a smile and went back to typing while Ken

raved behind him.

"I can't believe you said that,-" Ken grumbled.

"I was only playing, calm down-"

"Shesh"

"Going to pout about it now?"

"yes-"

Omi sweatdroped and shook his head. At least he had

gotten the soccer loving bishounen to stop pacing.

"Shouldn't we go check on them now?"

"Ken?"

"Hm?"

"Its only been three minutes since the last

time you checked on them, not to horribly much could

happen in three minutes ok?"

"You can score a lot of goals in three

minutes-" Ken pointed out, not really catching Omi's

original idea.

"That'snot really what I meant"

"Oh" Ken looked dejected.

"But we can go check on them if you want-"

Drat Ken for being so cute when he got upset- Omi

sighed and pulled himself from the computer where he

had been gathering information on a certain 'nasty

glowing purple liquid' otherwise known as, Gish*.

Turned out, Gish was an interesting mix that could to

sever harm to ones brain, memories especially. Omi

had yet to find any real results of what the chemical

could really do to Aya and Yohji, it seemed the all

people who had been injected with it died from over

dosage. Omi looked for the bright side that since it

wasn't injected in Aya and Yohji, they wouldn't be

affected as severely.

"Come on Omi-" Ken grabbed his arm and drug

him up the stairs. Maybe Ken was a bit more worried

then Omi at the moment since Omi had never gotten

around to telling him that the chemical was normally

injected. After telling him it caused brain damage,

Ken had had a conniption fit , and Omi just kinda

forgot to tell him the rest- how convenient. Finally

they entered Aya's room., it was the only one that

was even halfway clean so that was where they decided

to leave Aya and Yohji at the moment being.

"Ne,Aya-kun? Yohji-kun?" Ken looked at the

two figures, the one on the bed and the one on the

floor.

"See they're still-"

"Ken-kun?"

Aya sat up on the bed and let out a grunt of pain,

his hand flying up to his head.

"Shit! That hurts! What happened?"

"You and Yohji got hit- with that 'nasty

glowing purple liquid' remember?"

Aya stared at them blankly for a moment.

"Right, you mean Aya and I-"

Omi and Ken glanced at each other before Ken busted

out.

"It's happening! I told you! I told you Omi!

The Gish is sucking out their brains and he can't

remember who he is!"

Aya continued to stare blankly at the two standing in

the doorway.

"What are you talking about? I'm Kudou Yohji-"

Ken and Omi stared in horror.

"OkI was looking on the bright side that

since they weren't injected, they would be ok,but

that theory just went down the drain"

Ken looked over at Omi and gave him a pitiful look.

Omi shrugged his shoulders slightly.

"Maybe, it'll only last a few days?"

"What do you meanwhy are you all staring at

me like that? I know I'm hot, but you're all starting

to creep me out!" Aya snapped.

"AnoAya?.."

"Yohji, I'm Yohji! Maybe you're having some

kind of brain failure, but I'm not-"

"Wellthen, Yohji?Go look in the mirror ok?"

"Why? If there's marks on my face, I'm going

to kill"

"Too late for thatyou already did kill-"

Omi said watching Aya get out of bed and march over

to the mirror on Aya's dresser.

"HOLY SHIT!"

The yell was loud enough to wake the dead. It also

woke Yohji who was laying on the floor.

"NAAAANNIO!?"

The exclamation tore out of Yohji's throat when he sat

up and caught sight of Aya staring in the mirror at

himself, in HIS body.

"SHI-NE YOHJI!!!!!!!!"

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To be continued...

* Gish o.oI dunno, ask Aileen, she made it up.

Should I just leave you hanging for a while?

*smiggles and ducks the attack of her beloved fans

(what fans? T.T)*