NOOO!!!!!!!! *SNOBS AND CRIES* LANCE IS SICK AND I CAN'T BUG HIM TO USE IN MY STORY THIS TIME! Oh well….this is a special treat then. This is ME being the 5 year old and my friend Chris being Lance. This was a convo we talk about and I switch, deleted and some things in. Hope you like it.
STORY STORY!
The scene is that Chirr is tucking me into my bed.
cowboy_surfer00ad: *Tucks you in to your bed*
ela_ela87: Tell me a story! Please? *bates eyelashes*
cowboy_surfer00ad :*kisses your forehead*
ela_ela87 : Good night mommy……just kidding hun *sticks tounge out*
cowboy_surfer00ad: What kind of story?
ela_ela87 : A bedtime story duh! *hits chris on his head for being dumb*
cowboy_surfer00ad: I know that.
ela_ela87 : Ok, so tell me one then *big wide smile*
cowboy_surfer00ad: Once upon a time.................
ela_ela87 :*yawns* yeah?
cowboy_surfer00ad : There was a beautiful princess
ela_ela87 : Why not a queen? A queen has more power then a princess. Yup yup yup.
cowboy_surfer00ad : Ok, all of a sudden her parents were killed and she became queen
ela_ela87: Ok. Wait....doesn't she need to have a king to be a queen?
cowboy_surfer00ad : No
ela_ela87: Yes you do. Oh….unless she was a widower yes?
cowboy_surfer00ad : No Queen Elizabeth didn't have one.
ela_ela87 : That is in England not American
cowboy_surfer00ad : There are no queens in America, in fact there are no females presidents yet.
ela_ela87: ARE TOO! America's BEDTIMES stories
Cowboy_sufer00ad: Hmm…I guess so seeing how we are talking about that.
ela_ela87 : Yeah so carry on with the story now
cowboy_surfer00ad: Well to avenge her parents she went to war
ela_ela87: Why would she want to do that....? I thought she didn't like them (A/N: I don't like my parents too)
cowboy_surfer00ad : *Not listening* so she called for the bravest warriors in her kingdom
ela_ela87 : Oooh.....I want to be a warrior then...they get to fight and see blood and plus they have a neat looking sword that can slice people in half! *smiles*
cowboy_surfer00ad :Who said she didn't like them?
ela_ela87 : Why else would her parents just *suddenly* die? I don't think it was the beans they ate the night before.
cowboy_surfer00ad : Somebody killed them
ela_ela87 : Yeah?
cowboy_surfer00ad : Not her
ela_ela87 : *shock face* Why not? Is the queen one of those skinny, air-head, dumbass (A/N: this part has nothing to do with the story but hehe I just farted and it stinks!)
cowboy_surfer00ad: *rolls eyes* oh geez! Yes she is a dumb ass
ela_ela87: Heheh yeah carry on now. *just realize something* Ooh...she must be a blonde then and not a BROWN hair one then
cowboy_surfer00ad : Yea that's right
ela_ela87 : *smiles* good. *shock face* Well I want a story about me!
cowboy_surfer00ad : Well let me get to that part, will you?
ela_ela87: Ok, just make it a good one.
cowboy_surfer00ad : So anyway she held a contest to find the most powerful warriors in the land
ela_ela87: Wait...if this story is about me then the queen is not a dumbass
cowboy_surfer00ad : Ok she is a smart redhead
ela_ela87:……*silence* named Jessica....…*death glares*
cowboy_surfer00ad : Noooo! Names Mavis *smirks*
ela_ela87 : Redheads are bossy and annoying....look at jean gray from the x-men, no one really likes her but the PREV men of the this world that can't get any real sex. (A/N: Sorry Jean's fan….I couldn't help me *evil smirk*)
cowboy_surfer00ad: Well, she is a bossy queen
ela_ela87: *shakes head and then realize what the name of queen is* MAVIS what the hell!
cowboy_surfer00ad : *snickers*
Ela_ela87: Oh *sniff* So that is your new love ok then *insert sad face here*
Cowboy_surfer00ad: Yeah…wait no! I love you, you know that.
Ela_ela87: Yeah, ok then she is named Mavis, she probably stupid too. *under breath* Jean lover *glares*
Cowboy_surfer00ad: Anyway…..
ela_ela87 : Then if she is a bossy queen then wouldn't the strongest warrior not be around that kingdom? I mean….why would the strongest warrior want to be around her unless there sooooo stupid that they can't think through all that muscles in their heads.
cowboy_surfer00ad: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! No! Anyway two warriors emerge
ela_ela87: hehehe *thinks* " I'll piss u off before u get through the story" Why only 2? She has a weak kingdom then
cowboy_surfer00ad : They kicked everybody else's ass
ela_ela87 : Yeah....like I said…..weak kingdom* realize that he swore by saying the word ass*:Hey! Watch you fucking mouth! Don't say ass!
Cowboy_sufer00ad: *glares evil*
ela_ela87: hehehe *innocent look*: What!? This is what 5 years old do!
cowboy_surfer00ad : You r not 5!
ela_ela87 : So!? I can act like it!
cowboy_surfer00ad: No.
Ela_ela87: Can too.
cowboy_surfer00ad : *sighs* Ok, anyway…. Ela the great warrior from the north remained and Sirhc from the south remained
ela_ela87 : Sirhc!? What a fuck up name...his parents high when they named him?
cowboy_surfer00ad : sirhc=chris (backwards)
ela_ela87 : duh! I know that!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Maybe they were high
ela_ela87: Oh my! Chris was is even a more fuck up one! hehe just kidding babe
cowboy_surfer00ad : Ok I quit.
Ela_ela87: WHAT!? YOU CAN'T QUIT LANCE IS NOT HERE FOR ME TO BUG! *Chris walks to the door* NOOOOO U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! OK I WILL BE QUIET NOW! I PROSIME I WILL BEHAVE!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Ok
Ela_ela87: *thinks* Until Lance gets better or when I can act like a five year old again hehehe *evil smirk*
cowboy_surfer00ad: So they both battle, but are both equally matched
ela_ela87: Yeah......................
cowboy_surfer00ad : So the queen decides to send the both on her quest for vengeance
ela_ela87 : Yeah……..this story would be better if I could make shit up too.......
cowboy_surfer00ad : Go ahead
ela_ela87: You said I couldn't or you will quit. *sad face*
cowboy_surfer00ad : No…You can make things up, just not act like a 5 year old
ela_ela87: ………….Yeah righ………Well tell more
cowboy_surfer00ad: But the two protested because they hated each other
ela_ela87 : This isn't going to be one of those sappy ass love stories when they hate each other and then fall in love is it? I want war and blood and hate and death!
cowboy_surfer00ad : Maybe it's a sappy love story with blood hate and death and war
ela_ela87 : Why not minus the love part also? *grins hopefully*
cowboy_surfer00ad: And evil *knows that will get my attention and hopefully will shut me up for a good 5 mins*
ela_ela87: Oooh evil *eyes light up*
cowboy_surfer00ad: Lots of evil….. and mayhem….. and death
Ela_ela8: Oooooh mayhem *dances for joy*
cowboy_surfer00ad : *evilly says* And the execution of all the worlds chickens
ela_ela87 *the most horrible face ever!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT FISH?
cowboy_surfer00ad: The dark evil overlord doesn't like chicken
ela_ela87: No one likes fish anyway...unless they are on an island with no way to get off…. I don't care if he doesn't like chicken. If he doesn't then he is not invite to my house for dinner because that is all I eat!
cowboy_surfer00ad: *talks on* How evil is he you say? He is so evil he ties cats tails together and makes them fight
ela_ela87: Well if he had the 2 fall in love then he is sure evil……..that is mean not evil!
cowboy_surfer00ad: And he burns monkeys
ela_ela87 : so? How is that evil?
cowboy_surfer00ad : I don't know. Anyway
ela_ela87: yeah
cowboy_surfer00ad : They set off on their quest and they come to a fork in the road. Ela wants to go left and Sirhc wants to go right
ela_ela87 : Hmmm and I thought if the hated each other...wouldn't one of them killed the other one off in their sleep by now?
cowboy_surfer00ad: They haven't slept yet
ela_ela87: Ohhh….I see.
cowboy_surfer00ad : Which way should they go?
ela_ela87 : I don't know you telling this story not me………Anyway Ela kicks Srich in the nuts and said he is stupid and then that they should go left and they do *sticks out tongue*
cowboy_surfer00ad : Hmmmm, ok
ela_ela87 : Yeah because at the end of the left road you can see the Darkload's castle
Cowboy_surfer00ad: But there are demon dogs waiting for them
ela_ela87 : so?
cowboy_surfer00ad : So Sirhc draws his sword and takes the head off of two with one stroke
ela_ela87:Well Ela, (the smart one) she come prepare and throw some meet at the dogs and they didn't brother her to get to the front door
cowboy_surfer00ad: *rolls eyes* Too easy
ela_ela87: So?
cowboy_surfer00ad : *shakes head* You and your meat
Ela_ela87:Heheh….HEY! that has 2 meanings now
cowboy_surfer00ad : heheeh so?……….so two are dead and two are dining on meat. So they make their way inside the dark lords castle to find he is gone, but the most terrible thing in the world remains. Something so hideous and so disgusting….
ela_ela87*the shock horrible face never again!*.. .......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cowboy_surfer00ad: So evil
Ela_ela87 : ANYTHING BUT THAT!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Canadians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ela_ela87 : NOT A PIC OF UR GRADMA NAKED!…………HEY NOW! I LIVE RIGHT BY THEM!
cowboy_surfer00ad : OK fine the French
ela_ela87 : *glares* I AM PART FRENCH!
cowboy_surfer00a): Bank managers?
ela_ela87:*thinks for a while* ,,,,ok
cowboy_surfer00ad : Used car salesmen? Lawyers?
ela_ela87: *snickers* Talk show radio who are going to college to be jourlism thingy people
cowboy_surfer00ad: Yeah them too………..hey wait a min!
Ela_ela87 : heheh *I love being a stinker*
cowboy_surfer00ad: Ok so they run for their lives, but they don't close the door and the two demon dogs go inside the castle and eat all them
ela_ela87: *stops laughing for one sec* What? That is it they all die? That story suck!
cowboy_surfer00ad: No the bad guys in the castle, our heroes escape
ela_ela87: You said eat all THEM!
cowboy_surfer00ad: All the bad guys
ela_ela87 : *looks to what Chris wrote above as in "hero"* Ahem...heroin
cowboy_surfer00ad: Geez! Just say no to drugs, heroin is bad
ela_ela87 : Not that kind!
cowboy_surfer00ad : hehehe…..so they get lost in the woods and its getting dark
ela_ela87: *mumbles* because they follow Srhic
cowboy_surfer00ad :*ignores that comment* They stop by a small creek and Ela gets in to wash off……..
ela_ela87 : Hey now! Keep this pg!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Oh ok sorry
ela_ela87: Better be.
cowboy_surfer00ad : So Ela scream "stop staring at me you sicko!" And Sirhc say "get bent!" Then they fall asleep
ela_ela87: then Ela grabs her sword and cuts his dick off *grins wacky evil*
Cowboy_surfer00ad: Ela dreams about his dick
ela_ela87: *shocks!* No she doesn't! Ok that is it! Story is done!
STORY STORY!
The scene is that Chirr is tucking me into my bed.
cowboy_surfer00ad: *Tucks you in to your bed*
ela_ela87: Tell me a story! Please? *bates eyelashes*
cowboy_surfer00ad :*kisses your forehead*
ela_ela87 : Good night mommy……just kidding hun *sticks tounge out*
cowboy_surfer00ad: What kind of story?
ela_ela87 : A bedtime story duh! *hits chris on his head for being dumb*
cowboy_surfer00ad: I know that.
ela_ela87 : Ok, so tell me one then *big wide smile*
cowboy_surfer00ad: Once upon a time.................
ela_ela87 :*yawns* yeah?
cowboy_surfer00ad : There was a beautiful princess
ela_ela87 : Why not a queen? A queen has more power then a princess. Yup yup yup.
cowboy_surfer00ad : Ok, all of a sudden her parents were killed and she became queen
ela_ela87: Ok. Wait....doesn't she need to have a king to be a queen?
cowboy_surfer00ad : No
ela_ela87: Yes you do. Oh….unless she was a widower yes?
cowboy_surfer00ad : No Queen Elizabeth didn't have one.
ela_ela87 : That is in England not American
cowboy_surfer00ad : There are no queens in America, in fact there are no females presidents yet.
ela_ela87: ARE TOO! America's BEDTIMES stories
Cowboy_sufer00ad: Hmm…I guess so seeing how we are talking about that.
ela_ela87 : Yeah so carry on with the story now
cowboy_surfer00ad: Well to avenge her parents she went to war
ela_ela87: Why would she want to do that....? I thought she didn't like them (A/N: I don't like my parents too)
cowboy_surfer00ad : *Not listening* so she called for the bravest warriors in her kingdom
ela_ela87 : Oooh.....I want to be a warrior then...they get to fight and see blood and plus they have a neat looking sword that can slice people in half! *smiles*
cowboy_surfer00ad :Who said she didn't like them?
ela_ela87 : Why else would her parents just *suddenly* die? I don't think it was the beans they ate the night before.
cowboy_surfer00ad : Somebody killed them
ela_ela87 : Yeah?
cowboy_surfer00ad : Not her
ela_ela87 : *shock face* Why not? Is the queen one of those skinny, air-head, dumbass (A/N: this part has nothing to do with the story but hehe I just farted and it stinks!)
cowboy_surfer00ad: *rolls eyes* oh geez! Yes she is a dumb ass
ela_ela87: Heheh yeah carry on now. *just realize something* Ooh...she must be a blonde then and not a BROWN hair one then
cowboy_surfer00ad : Yea that's right
ela_ela87 : *smiles* good. *shock face* Well I want a story about me!
cowboy_surfer00ad : Well let me get to that part, will you?
ela_ela87: Ok, just make it a good one.
cowboy_surfer00ad : So anyway she held a contest to find the most powerful warriors in the land
ela_ela87: Wait...if this story is about me then the queen is not a dumbass
cowboy_surfer00ad : Ok she is a smart redhead
ela_ela87:……*silence* named Jessica....…*death glares*
cowboy_surfer00ad : Noooo! Names Mavis *smirks*
ela_ela87 : Redheads are bossy and annoying....look at jean gray from the x-men, no one really likes her but the PREV men of the this world that can't get any real sex. (A/N: Sorry Jean's fan….I couldn't help me *evil smirk*)
cowboy_surfer00ad: Well, she is a bossy queen
ela_ela87: *shakes head and then realize what the name of queen is* MAVIS what the hell!
cowboy_surfer00ad : *snickers*
Ela_ela87: Oh *sniff* So that is your new love ok then *insert sad face here*
Cowboy_surfer00ad: Yeah…wait no! I love you, you know that.
Ela_ela87: Yeah, ok then she is named Mavis, she probably stupid too. *under breath* Jean lover *glares*
Cowboy_surfer00ad: Anyway…..
ela_ela87 : Then if she is a bossy queen then wouldn't the strongest warrior not be around that kingdom? I mean….why would the strongest warrior want to be around her unless there sooooo stupid that they can't think through all that muscles in their heads.
cowboy_surfer00ad: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! No! Anyway two warriors emerge
ela_ela87: hehehe *thinks* " I'll piss u off before u get through the story" Why only 2? She has a weak kingdom then
cowboy_surfer00ad : They kicked everybody else's ass
ela_ela87 : Yeah....like I said…..weak kingdom* realize that he swore by saying the word ass*:Hey! Watch you fucking mouth! Don't say ass!
Cowboy_sufer00ad: *glares evil*
ela_ela87: hehehe *innocent look*: What!? This is what 5 years old do!
cowboy_surfer00ad : You r not 5!
ela_ela87 : So!? I can act like it!
cowboy_surfer00ad: No.
Ela_ela87: Can too.
cowboy_surfer00ad : *sighs* Ok, anyway…. Ela the great warrior from the north remained and Sirhc from the south remained
ela_ela87 : Sirhc!? What a fuck up name...his parents high when they named him?
cowboy_surfer00ad : sirhc=chris (backwards)
ela_ela87 : duh! I know that!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Maybe they were high
ela_ela87: Oh my! Chris was is even a more fuck up one! hehe just kidding babe
cowboy_surfer00ad : Ok I quit.
Ela_ela87: WHAT!? YOU CAN'T QUIT LANCE IS NOT HERE FOR ME TO BUG! *Chris walks to the door* NOOOOO U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! OK I WILL BE QUIET NOW! I PROSIME I WILL BEHAVE!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Ok
Ela_ela87: *thinks* Until Lance gets better or when I can act like a five year old again hehehe *evil smirk*
cowboy_surfer00ad: So they both battle, but are both equally matched
ela_ela87: Yeah......................
cowboy_surfer00ad : So the queen decides to send the both on her quest for vengeance
ela_ela87 : Yeah……..this story would be better if I could make shit up too.......
cowboy_surfer00ad : Go ahead
ela_ela87: You said I couldn't or you will quit. *sad face*
cowboy_surfer00ad : No…You can make things up, just not act like a 5 year old
ela_ela87: ………….Yeah righ………Well tell more
cowboy_surfer00ad: But the two protested because they hated each other
ela_ela87 : This isn't going to be one of those sappy ass love stories when they hate each other and then fall in love is it? I want war and blood and hate and death!
cowboy_surfer00ad : Maybe it's a sappy love story with blood hate and death and war
ela_ela87 : Why not minus the love part also? *grins hopefully*
cowboy_surfer00ad: And evil *knows that will get my attention and hopefully will shut me up for a good 5 mins*
ela_ela87: Oooh evil *eyes light up*
cowboy_surfer00ad: Lots of evil….. and mayhem….. and death
Ela_ela8: Oooooh mayhem *dances for joy*
cowboy_surfer00ad : *evilly says* And the execution of all the worlds chickens
ela_ela87 *the most horrible face ever!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT FISH?
cowboy_surfer00ad: The dark evil overlord doesn't like chicken
ela_ela87: No one likes fish anyway...unless they are on an island with no way to get off…. I don't care if he doesn't like chicken. If he doesn't then he is not invite to my house for dinner because that is all I eat!
cowboy_surfer00ad: *talks on* How evil is he you say? He is so evil he ties cats tails together and makes them fight
ela_ela87: Well if he had the 2 fall in love then he is sure evil……..that is mean not evil!
cowboy_surfer00ad: And he burns monkeys
ela_ela87 : so? How is that evil?
cowboy_surfer00ad : I don't know. Anyway
ela_ela87: yeah
cowboy_surfer00ad : They set off on their quest and they come to a fork in the road. Ela wants to go left and Sirhc wants to go right
ela_ela87 : Hmmm and I thought if the hated each other...wouldn't one of them killed the other one off in their sleep by now?
cowboy_surfer00ad: They haven't slept yet
ela_ela87: Ohhh….I see.
cowboy_surfer00ad : Which way should they go?
ela_ela87 : I don't know you telling this story not me………Anyway Ela kicks Srich in the nuts and said he is stupid and then that they should go left and they do *sticks out tongue*
cowboy_surfer00ad : Hmmmm, ok
ela_ela87 : Yeah because at the end of the left road you can see the Darkload's castle
Cowboy_surfer00ad: But there are demon dogs waiting for them
ela_ela87 : so?
cowboy_surfer00ad : So Sirhc draws his sword and takes the head off of two with one stroke
ela_ela87:Well Ela, (the smart one) she come prepare and throw some meet at the dogs and they didn't brother her to get to the front door
cowboy_surfer00ad: *rolls eyes* Too easy
ela_ela87: So?
cowboy_surfer00ad : *shakes head* You and your meat
Ela_ela87:Heheh….HEY! that has 2 meanings now
cowboy_surfer00ad : heheeh so?……….so two are dead and two are dining on meat. So they make their way inside the dark lords castle to find he is gone, but the most terrible thing in the world remains. Something so hideous and so disgusting….
ela_ela87*the shock horrible face never again!*.. .......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cowboy_surfer00ad: So evil
Ela_ela87 : ANYTHING BUT THAT!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Canadians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ela_ela87 : NOT A PIC OF UR GRADMA NAKED!…………HEY NOW! I LIVE RIGHT BY THEM!
cowboy_surfer00ad : OK fine the French
ela_ela87 : *glares* I AM PART FRENCH!
cowboy_surfer00a): Bank managers?
ela_ela87:*thinks for a while* ,,,,ok
cowboy_surfer00ad : Used car salesmen? Lawyers?
ela_ela87: *snickers* Talk show radio who are going to college to be jourlism thingy people
cowboy_surfer00ad: Yeah them too………..hey wait a min!
Ela_ela87 : heheh *I love being a stinker*
cowboy_surfer00ad: Ok so they run for their lives, but they don't close the door and the two demon dogs go inside the castle and eat all them
ela_ela87: *stops laughing for one sec* What? That is it they all die? That story suck!
cowboy_surfer00ad: No the bad guys in the castle, our heroes escape
ela_ela87: You said eat all THEM!
cowboy_surfer00ad: All the bad guys
ela_ela87 : *looks to what Chris wrote above as in "hero"* Ahem...heroin
cowboy_surfer00ad: Geez! Just say no to drugs, heroin is bad
ela_ela87 : Not that kind!
cowboy_surfer00ad : hehehe…..so they get lost in the woods and its getting dark
ela_ela87: *mumbles* because they follow Srhic
cowboy_surfer00ad :*ignores that comment* They stop by a small creek and Ela gets in to wash off……..
ela_ela87 : Hey now! Keep this pg!
cowboy_surfer00ad: Oh ok sorry
ela_ela87: Better be.
cowboy_surfer00ad : So Ela scream "stop staring at me you sicko!" And Sirhc say "get bent!" Then they fall asleep
ela_ela87: then Ela grabs her sword and cuts his dick off *grins wacky evil*
Cowboy_surfer00ad: Ela dreams about his dick
ela_ela87: *shocks!* No she doesn't! Ok that is it! Story is done!