Sorry Folks. I haven't had much joy in writing for a while. But right now I am so bored and piss off that I think I will write a lot tonight. But there will probably be a lot of mistakes in this story and I don't feel like going back and fixing them, sorry. I'm not in a good mood really. And if you want to know why, then please go read "The Autism" under my fiction press. Aww…my kitten Turd is being cute=)
STORY STORY
The place is Lance is babysitting the new French people's kid, Remy, along with Kitty.
Lance: Now I wonder where is that brat? I wonder where Kitty is too.
Kitty *giggling*: Hehe…oh Remy, your like just a little charming.
Lance: *hears Kitty is laughing and instantly gets mad* Kitty…is laughing….Lance bash kid! *turns into the hulk* (A/N: Ok so I don't own the Hulk either and so Lance doesn't really "turn" into the Hulk….just close enough)
Remy: Aww oui, chere. Tu have the prettiest yeux that Rem have ever seen.
Kitty: *all smiles* Oh like stop that!
Remy: *kissing her hand* Oh, non my petit chou! Come with Rem, Remy will show you all of the ways of the French. For you chou, have stolen moi heart.
Lance: *walks in ready to kill Remy* GO TO BED NOW!
Kitty: Lance! There is no need to yell!
Remy: Ow! Moi poor little ears. *puppy dog face to Kitty*
Kitty: Look what you did! You hurt his ears! Say your sorry now!
Lance: *mumbles* I don't want to.
Kitty: I don't think he heard you *taps foot like Pietro would*
Lance: *mumbles* I'm sorry….stupid brat, I will kill you in your sleep
Kitty: I'm waiting!
Lance: I'm sorry. *Remy sticks out his tongue at Lance* Now *angry* go to bed.
Remy: But one like myself, can not go to bed, without a story, non?
Kitty: Oh yes, your right. Lance will tell you a story. *turns angrily at him* Seeing how he was so mean to you by yelling and now he wants to show to you that he is sorry!
Remy: Ok, chere. Hmm…..chere…..will you carry Remy to bed please?
Kitty: Oh like sure. You so cute *Remy sticks his tongue out at Lance and gives him the finger while Kitty is carry him to his bed.*
Lance's eyes: Why that little brat, I know somewhere in this house I stay a butcher knife…Oh…Kitty sure does have a nice butt.
(A/N: Ok so I had to get rid of the Ear's and Brain, so the next best thing I got where Lance's eyes. Even if Lance's eyes are a prev.)
Kitty: *Puts Remy to bed* Ok, like now I am going to watch TV and like Lance is going to tell you a story so like have fun. *walks out of the room, while Lance walks in.*
Lance: Ok now listen brat..
Remy: No you listen, merde head! *goes all mafia like* You leave Rem alone with that fille out there. She likes Rem better anyway, the fille said so. So go away and do whatever you loser American boys do, non?
Lance's eyes: Oh he is good. I wonder if I can struggle him to death this my hands. His neck can't be any bigger then a kitten's.
Lance" *mad* Listen hear you half size brat! You look at MY girl in any kind of way and if you say anything that will get her *in Kitty's voice* "Like you so cute Remy" I will personally kill you myself.
Remy: Tu can't go that! The author girls loves Rem!
Lance: Wha- she so does not!
Rem: Does too!
Lance: Does not!
Rem: Does too!
Lance: Let's find out! *Knocks on my door*
Me: *sleepy* Now who the fuck is knocking at my door. *gets out of bed* Better not be that bird name, Never More.
Lance and Rem: Whodoyoulikebetter?
Me: What the fuck! I'm not Pietro….slow down!
Lance: Will you please tell this kid that you like me better.
Me: Ok. *turns to kid* I like me better then Lance
Lance: Thank-HEY!
Rem: Chere, Rem is desole to make you up this early, but please tell this shit head that you love Rem? *Puppy dogs eyes*
Me: *looks at Rem and Lance* Bwahahahah! *mad* YOU TWO WOKE ME UP TO SEE WHO I LIKE BETTER!? I HATE YOU BOTH! THAT IS WHY I PUT YOU IN A STORY TOGETHER! DUH! Plus Rem….I like the adult one better. Not only is her not like 5 year old, but he is more cuter too.
Rem *hurt look*: But chere!
Me: Hush! And go back to the story! Time a ticking!
Lance: See told you she didn't like you.
Rem: She didn't like you either!
Lance: So!?
Rem: So, she like moi when I am older, so therefore she likes me!
Kitty: What is all this noise about?
Lance and Rem: SHUT UP!
Kitty: Why!
Me: Oh and time is up!
Kitty: But they insulting me!
Me: So? I have been doing it for years so what the difference?
Kitty *speechless*: But-
Me: THE END!
A/N: Yeah I know…that sucks…oh well. At least it was a little funny…I hope.
STORY STORY
The place is Lance is babysitting the new French people's kid, Remy, along with Kitty.
Lance: Now I wonder where is that brat? I wonder where Kitty is too.
Kitty *giggling*: Hehe…oh Remy, your like just a little charming.
Lance: *hears Kitty is laughing and instantly gets mad* Kitty…is laughing….Lance bash kid! *turns into the hulk* (A/N: Ok so I don't own the Hulk either and so Lance doesn't really "turn" into the Hulk….just close enough)
Remy: Aww oui, chere. Tu have the prettiest yeux that Rem have ever seen.
Kitty: *all smiles* Oh like stop that!
Remy: *kissing her hand* Oh, non my petit chou! Come with Rem, Remy will show you all of the ways of the French. For you chou, have stolen moi heart.
Lance: *walks in ready to kill Remy* GO TO BED NOW!
Kitty: Lance! There is no need to yell!
Remy: Ow! Moi poor little ears. *puppy dog face to Kitty*
Kitty: Look what you did! You hurt his ears! Say your sorry now!
Lance: *mumbles* I don't want to.
Kitty: I don't think he heard you *taps foot like Pietro would*
Lance: *mumbles* I'm sorry….stupid brat, I will kill you in your sleep
Kitty: I'm waiting!
Lance: I'm sorry. *Remy sticks out his tongue at Lance* Now *angry* go to bed.
Remy: But one like myself, can not go to bed, without a story, non?
Kitty: Oh yes, your right. Lance will tell you a story. *turns angrily at him* Seeing how he was so mean to you by yelling and now he wants to show to you that he is sorry!
Remy: Ok, chere. Hmm…..chere…..will you carry Remy to bed please?
Kitty: Oh like sure. You so cute *Remy sticks his tongue out at Lance and gives him the finger while Kitty is carry him to his bed.*
Lance's eyes: Why that little brat, I know somewhere in this house I stay a butcher knife…Oh…Kitty sure does have a nice butt.
(A/N: Ok so I had to get rid of the Ear's and Brain, so the next best thing I got where Lance's eyes. Even if Lance's eyes are a prev.)
Kitty: *Puts Remy to bed* Ok, like now I am going to watch TV and like Lance is going to tell you a story so like have fun. *walks out of the room, while Lance walks in.*
Lance: Ok now listen brat..
Remy: No you listen, merde head! *goes all mafia like* You leave Rem alone with that fille out there. She likes Rem better anyway, the fille said so. So go away and do whatever you loser American boys do, non?
Lance's eyes: Oh he is good. I wonder if I can struggle him to death this my hands. His neck can't be any bigger then a kitten's.
Lance" *mad* Listen hear you half size brat! You look at MY girl in any kind of way and if you say anything that will get her *in Kitty's voice* "Like you so cute Remy" I will personally kill you myself.
Remy: Tu can't go that! The author girls loves Rem!
Lance: Wha- she so does not!
Rem: Does too!
Lance: Does not!
Rem: Does too!
Lance: Let's find out! *Knocks on my door*
Me: *sleepy* Now who the fuck is knocking at my door. *gets out of bed* Better not be that bird name, Never More.
Lance and Rem: Whodoyoulikebetter?
Me: What the fuck! I'm not Pietro….slow down!
Lance: Will you please tell this kid that you like me better.
Me: Ok. *turns to kid* I like me better then Lance
Lance: Thank-HEY!
Rem: Chere, Rem is desole to make you up this early, but please tell this shit head that you love Rem? *Puppy dogs eyes*
Me: *looks at Rem and Lance* Bwahahahah! *mad* YOU TWO WOKE ME UP TO SEE WHO I LIKE BETTER!? I HATE YOU BOTH! THAT IS WHY I PUT YOU IN A STORY TOGETHER! DUH! Plus Rem….I like the adult one better. Not only is her not like 5 year old, but he is more cuter too.
Rem *hurt look*: But chere!
Me: Hush! And go back to the story! Time a ticking!
Lance: See told you she didn't like you.
Rem: She didn't like you either!
Lance: So!?
Rem: So, she like moi when I am older, so therefore she likes me!
Kitty: What is all this noise about?
Lance and Rem: SHUT UP!
Kitty: Why!
Me: Oh and time is up!
Kitty: But they insulting me!
Me: So? I have been doing it for years so what the difference?
Kitty *speechless*: But-
Me: THE END!
A/N: Yeah I know…that sucks…oh well. At least it was a little funny…I hope.