I'm alive!!!!!!!!…..I think? *Poke* Yup. Stupid cat of mine, grr, it's bugging me! Well anyway, I guess I will try to update something, seeing how I FINALLY have the computer back, even through it is loaded with viruses. Stupid mother, and stupid school, stupid Paws! *Looks at my cat* Get off my lap so I can type! Well yeah, anyway, enjoy this chapter, even through I know that it is not to my best of ability.
STORY STORY
The scene is that Lance is knocking on the door of some very strange horror-ish looking house (A/N: EWW! Paws, my cat, farted and it stinks!) that you would find in a bad cheesy horror flick (or a cheesy story like this). The door creeps open……Ahem! I said the door creeps open! *creeps* and in goes Lance.
Lance: Hmm…Hello?
Lance's echo: Allo?
(A/N: Don't ask me! I don't know when Lance's echo become French!)
Lance: Is there anyone here?
Lance's echo: Is there anyone in that brain of yours…err…anyone here?
Parrot: Arrr! Cracker!
Lance: Whoa! What a ugly looking bird.
Parrot: ARR!? UGLY! *flies and attacks Lance*
Lance: Ow! Stupid bird! Back off! *flinging his arms around and stumbles over some books and the door closes, with a little girl sitting there.*
Mystery Girl: Do you mind? Your destroying my peaceful silence.
Parrot: Arrr! Stupid boy is here! Arrr! Stupid boy to baby-sit, Arrr!
M. Girl: Figures. My mother would get a loud mouth freak who doesn't understand the meaning of a hair cut to baby-sit me.
Parrot: Arrr! Yes indeed! Arrr!
M. Girl: *thinking to self* Stupid mother, doesn't she knows that I can look after myself.
Lance: So, your Marie then?
Marie: No.
Lance: Hmm…then who are you?
Marie: *rolls eyes* Can't you read the name tag? It's Rouge booger brain.
Lance: Rouge huh?
Rouge: That's what I said was it not? No wonder you are so loud, your deaf too.
Lance: Hey! That is no way to talk to your baby-sitter now!
Me: *pops in* I agree
Lance: Why thank you Ela'.
Me: *looking at Rouge* I KNOW you can be a LOT meaner then that.
Lance: Yes- HEY! That wasn't what you were suppose to say!
Me: Oh really?
Lance: Yes!
Me: Says who? I'm the one that writes the scripts.
Lance: Yeah , well, umm….
Me: So I can change it whenever I want to and I could make you be bed with two hot chicks, or having you baby-sitting Pietro on a sugar rush, or OOH! Better yet, I could make you gay!
Lance: *nervous laugh* Hahah…yeah well you wouldn't do that. You're not THAT kind of writer.
Me: *thinking* Well not yet.
Lance: And yeah, you wouldn't do that I mean come on, who would you make me be gay with?
Me: Hmm…that a good question. I don't know, I can't have it be Pietro or Remy because I mean, I'm torturing you not them. Through I could make you gay with Fred, but who would want to picture you being naked with him. *shudders in thought*
Lance: Ew man! You're one sick girl!
Me: No, I got over my cold like yesterday, so I'm not sick anymore.
Lance: Ahu! You're hopeless!
Me: *sigh* Hopelessly in love with the boy that lives not far from here and that I can walk to his house everyday *holds hands together with a dreamy look in her eyes* yet, he never comes out when I walk by! I know he knows that I like him! TORI FUCKING TOLD HIM! *fire in eyes* WHILE EMBRASSING ME!
Lance: Hehehehehehe
Me: SHUT UP! I'LL MAKE YOU GAY!
Lance: Sorry!
Me: Sorry what?
Lance: *sigh* Sorry my queen.
Me: That's better!
Rouge: Hmm….like I don't want to sound like Kitty, but like hello!? Isn't this suppose to be my chapter in this pathetic little story of yours about me!?
Me: Waaa! Me! Me! Me! That is all I hear out of you! It's always about you, you , you! What about me! I need some loving here too! And no this chapter is not about you! It's about torturing Lance here with you! Duh! Where the hell were you in chapter one!?
Rouge: Obviously not there.
Me: *sigh* I love how I have made you so bossy like. It's like my very own child, just I don't have copyrights to you.
Rouge: Well, technically you didn't make me a smart ass-
Me: Shut up! Ok well back to the story timeline now *pops out*
Rough: No, it isn't. I shouldn't be so nice to you.
Parrot: Arrr! So nice! Arrr! Not like you Marie!
Rouge: Ahu! It's Rouge not Marie!
Parrot: Arrr!
Lance: Yeah, whatever. Well you are going to give me some respect here.
Rouge: Says who?
Lance: Says me little missy.
Rouge: Oh I don't think so.
Lance: Really?
Rouge: Yes, because I know from some chapters ago, Sir-Black had remove and fired your brain.
(A/N: Oh yeah! So ya where there for THAT chapter but not the 1st one!)
Lance: Um….well…umm…..
Rouge: Are you sure your not some robot?
Lance: No. Why?
Rouge: *gets some duck tape* Oh just making sure.
Lance: What are you going to do with that duck tape?
Parrot: Arrr! In the hole! In the hole!
Lance: HEY LET ME GO!
Rouge: Sorry, can't do that. You will ruin my peace.
Lance: Let me out of this duck tape now!
Rouge: No.
Lance: Don't disobey me!
Rouge: Why not? It's fun *puts duck tape over Lance's mouth*
Lance: Hmm!!!!! *Rouge close the door and goes back to her reading*
Rouge: Ah…silence once again *smiles and go back to her reading*
A/N: Yeah I know. That is was not about Rouge at all, maybe I will write another chapter for here. Wow, this didn't come out so bad seeing how I wrote it in like 10mins. Anyway, I'm not harvest break now, so I will try to update when I get the computer away from my mom. I still have to finish my Toad story with the endings B and C. But I don't want to do ending B, because that will not come true. *sigh* It's his hair that makes me want him! Anyway, the next chapter should be about hmm…Jubilee maybe. I don't know yet. Hehehe….I just looking at my reviews and one of them is *you better write more will I will kill you.* WHY HAVEN'T YOU THEN!? Anyway until next time.
STORY STORY
The scene is that Lance is knocking on the door of some very strange horror-ish looking house (A/N: EWW! Paws, my cat, farted and it stinks!) that you would find in a bad cheesy horror flick (or a cheesy story like this). The door creeps open……Ahem! I said the door creeps open! *creeps* and in goes Lance.
Lance: Hmm…Hello?
Lance's echo: Allo?
(A/N: Don't ask me! I don't know when Lance's echo become French!)
Lance: Is there anyone here?
Lance's echo: Is there anyone in that brain of yours…err…anyone here?
Parrot: Arrr! Cracker!
Lance: Whoa! What a ugly looking bird.
Parrot: ARR!? UGLY! *flies and attacks Lance*
Lance: Ow! Stupid bird! Back off! *flinging his arms around and stumbles over some books and the door closes, with a little girl sitting there.*
Mystery Girl: Do you mind? Your destroying my peaceful silence.
Parrot: Arrr! Stupid boy is here! Arrr! Stupid boy to baby-sit, Arrr!
M. Girl: Figures. My mother would get a loud mouth freak who doesn't understand the meaning of a hair cut to baby-sit me.
Parrot: Arrr! Yes indeed! Arrr!
M. Girl: *thinking to self* Stupid mother, doesn't she knows that I can look after myself.
Lance: So, your Marie then?
Marie: No.
Lance: Hmm…then who are you?
Marie: *rolls eyes* Can't you read the name tag? It's Rouge booger brain.
Lance: Rouge huh?
Rouge: That's what I said was it not? No wonder you are so loud, your deaf too.
Lance: Hey! That is no way to talk to your baby-sitter now!
Me: *pops in* I agree
Lance: Why thank you Ela'.
Me: *looking at Rouge* I KNOW you can be a LOT meaner then that.
Lance: Yes- HEY! That wasn't what you were suppose to say!
Me: Oh really?
Lance: Yes!
Me: Says who? I'm the one that writes the scripts.
Lance: Yeah , well, umm….
Me: So I can change it whenever I want to and I could make you be bed with two hot chicks, or having you baby-sitting Pietro on a sugar rush, or OOH! Better yet, I could make you gay!
Lance: *nervous laugh* Hahah…yeah well you wouldn't do that. You're not THAT kind of writer.
Me: *thinking* Well not yet.
Lance: And yeah, you wouldn't do that I mean come on, who would you make me be gay with?
Me: Hmm…that a good question. I don't know, I can't have it be Pietro or Remy because I mean, I'm torturing you not them. Through I could make you gay with Fred, but who would want to picture you being naked with him. *shudders in thought*
Lance: Ew man! You're one sick girl!
Me: No, I got over my cold like yesterday, so I'm not sick anymore.
Lance: Ahu! You're hopeless!
Me: *sigh* Hopelessly in love with the boy that lives not far from here and that I can walk to his house everyday *holds hands together with a dreamy look in her eyes* yet, he never comes out when I walk by! I know he knows that I like him! TORI FUCKING TOLD HIM! *fire in eyes* WHILE EMBRASSING ME!
Lance: Hehehehehehe
Me: SHUT UP! I'LL MAKE YOU GAY!
Lance: Sorry!
Me: Sorry what?
Lance: *sigh* Sorry my queen.
Me: That's better!
Rouge: Hmm….like I don't want to sound like Kitty, but like hello!? Isn't this suppose to be my chapter in this pathetic little story of yours about me!?
Me: Waaa! Me! Me! Me! That is all I hear out of you! It's always about you, you , you! What about me! I need some loving here too! And no this chapter is not about you! It's about torturing Lance here with you! Duh! Where the hell were you in chapter one!?
Rouge: Obviously not there.
Me: *sigh* I love how I have made you so bossy like. It's like my very own child, just I don't have copyrights to you.
Rouge: Well, technically you didn't make me a smart ass-
Me: Shut up! Ok well back to the story timeline now *pops out*
Rough: No, it isn't. I shouldn't be so nice to you.
Parrot: Arrr! So nice! Arrr! Not like you Marie!
Rouge: Ahu! It's Rouge not Marie!
Parrot: Arrr!
Lance: Yeah, whatever. Well you are going to give me some respect here.
Rouge: Says who?
Lance: Says me little missy.
Rouge: Oh I don't think so.
Lance: Really?
Rouge: Yes, because I know from some chapters ago, Sir-Black had remove and fired your brain.
(A/N: Oh yeah! So ya where there for THAT chapter but not the 1st one!)
Lance: Um….well…umm…..
Rouge: Are you sure your not some robot?
Lance: No. Why?
Rouge: *gets some duck tape* Oh just making sure.
Lance: What are you going to do with that duck tape?
Parrot: Arrr! In the hole! In the hole!
Lance: HEY LET ME GO!
Rouge: Sorry, can't do that. You will ruin my peace.
Lance: Let me out of this duck tape now!
Rouge: No.
Lance: Don't disobey me!
Rouge: Why not? It's fun *puts duck tape over Lance's mouth*
Lance: Hmm!!!!! *Rouge close the door and goes back to her reading*
Rouge: Ah…silence once again *smiles and go back to her reading*
A/N: Yeah I know. That is was not about Rouge at all, maybe I will write another chapter for here. Wow, this didn't come out so bad seeing how I wrote it in like 10mins. Anyway, I'm not harvest break now, so I will try to update when I get the computer away from my mom. I still have to finish my Toad story with the endings B and C. But I don't want to do ending B, because that will not come true. *sigh* It's his hair that makes me want him! Anyway, the next chapter should be about hmm…Jubilee maybe. I don't know yet. Hehehe….I just looking at my reviews and one of them is *you better write more will I will kill you.* WHY HAVEN'T YOU THEN!? Anyway until next time.