Author's note: Nobody reviews again, so I'll go to Big Forest.
Chapter 4: Gem in the Wilderness
DK: The forest!
Kirby: There's fruit on every tree!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Roy: Where could the gem be?
Zelda: It's not easy to find it in a huge forest like this.
Pikachu: That's why this place is called Big Forest.
Kirby: I want to eat that spiky thing!
DK: That's a durian. Those fruits smell, but they taste awesome!
Kirby: I want it!!!
DK: Nobody's stopping you.
Kirby: (Flies toward durian and swallows it) Yummy!
Yoshi: You didn't hurt yourself after swallowing all those spikes?
Kirby: I'm feeling strange.
Yoshi: You're growing spikes all over!
Kirby: NO!
DK: There must be something wrong with that durian.
Kirby: GET IT OFF!
Zelda: If only there's a doctor around here.
Pikachu: I smell life forms.
Link: That would be us.
Pikachu: It's from over there.
The Smashers went forward and entered Saturn Valley
Mr. Saturn: Friends or enemies?
Link: We've come in peace.
Mr. Saturn: Welcome good people to Saturn valley. ding ding!
Roy: You talk so strange.
Zelda: That's how Mr. Saturn talks.
Mr. Saturn: come rest and eat.
After a while..
Kirby: Doctor, help me rid of these spikes!
Dr. Saturn: You eat Durion.
Kirby: Wasn't it durian?
Dr. Saturn: Durion not Durain, spikes appear if you eat it.
Kirby: Cure it!
Dr. Saturn: Lie here. Zoom!
Kirby lies on the bed and got put to sleep by some gas. When he woke up, all the spikes on his body are gone.
Kirby: Hurray! How did you do it?
Dr. Saturn: See there. Zoom!
Kirby saw on the table were dynamite sticks, grenades, bottle of acids, drill, knife, and a machine gun.
Dr. Saturn: Want to know how you cured, boing?
Kirby: No thanks..
Roy: Want to go peek on Zelda in the hot spring.
Link: That isn't nice.
Roy: I thought you loved to.
Link: This story rated PG.
Roy: But that isn't very serious.
Link: That isn't a good excuse either.
Roy: Then I'll go alone.
After a while..
Link: Well?
Roy: I didn't saw her
Link: How come?
Roy: I fell into a pit full of Barney dolls, so I screamed and shouted to be let out. Mr. Saturns came and threw in grenades; the explosion was so strong that I was blasted out of the pit. I flew into the hot spring, where a fat woman was bathing. She screamed and punched me into the lion's den, but I somehow escaped without being eaten.
Link: What a weird story.
Zelda: Do any of you know about the mech gem?
Mr. Saturn: Mech gem I know. Wakawaka tribe guards it. Zoom!
Zelda: Are they dangerous?
Mr. Saturn: They bad, mean, wild, insane, ugly. Boing!
Pikachu: They must be dangerous.
DK: But we need to get the gem.
So the Smashers left Saturn Valley.
Kirby: I'm tired of walking.
Zelda: Me too.
Yoshi: Me three.
Roy: Don't get tired just like that.
Link: We've only walked 1 minute.
Zelda: It's 1 minute for you but 1 hour for me.
Pikachu: I heard chanting.
The Smashers peeked through some bushes.
DK: That must be the Wakawaka tribe.
Link: Look at the top of the totem pole!
Roy: The mech gem is on top of the pole!
Zelda: We must get it!
Kirby: I'll fly there and snatch it.
Yoshi: But you'll get spotted.
Kirby: You save me when I'm attacked.
So Kirby flew to the top of the totem pole.
Indian: *!*(@&!+
Kirby: What's he saying?
Indian: !&&^@^
Kirby: I need a translation.
The Wakawaka Indians threw stones at Kirby, knocking him unconscious.
Roy: We've got to rescue Kirby!
The Smasher ran into the tribe and fought the Indians. The Indians were losing, so they prayed to a giant crocodile statue.
Link: Don't tell me that their god.
Suddenly, a helicopter flew down.
Kremling 1: We've found the gem!
The Indians saw the Kremling who looked just like the "god" they worship.
Indians: *@&#(*)
Kremling 1: What are they saying?
Kremling 2: You look just like that statue!
Kremling 1: I have an idea. Wakawaka Indians, I am your god, I have came to bless you all.
All the Indians were happy.
DK: No! He's lying; he's trying to steal the mech gem!
Kremling 1: He's the liar, he is here to get the mech gem, but I have come to take the gem away as a sacrifice you all gave me.
Indians: *&@(#)
Pikachu: We don't understand them!
Suddenly, giant Mr. Saturns rushed into the place and start smashing the Indians.
Mr. Saturn: Use big robot to help Smashers. Ding Ding!
Zelda: I knew you would help!
The giant robotic Mr. Saturns stomped all the Indians to death.
Kremling 2: Let's get out of here!
Kremling 1: We've got the gem! Good-bye!
The Kremlings helicopter left.
Roy: They took the gem!
Link: This can't be!
Zelda: I hope they didn't get the rest, or else bad things might happen.
So the Smashers weren't able to get the gem in the Big Forest. Only 1 gem is protected. Now let's head for Mt. Brushmore!
Chapter 4: Gem in the Wilderness
DK: The forest!
Kirby: There's fruit on every tree!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Roy: Where could the gem be?
Zelda: It's not easy to find it in a huge forest like this.
Pikachu: That's why this place is called Big Forest.
Kirby: I want to eat that spiky thing!
DK: That's a durian. Those fruits smell, but they taste awesome!
Kirby: I want it!!!
DK: Nobody's stopping you.
Kirby: (Flies toward durian and swallows it) Yummy!
Yoshi: You didn't hurt yourself after swallowing all those spikes?
Kirby: I'm feeling strange.
Yoshi: You're growing spikes all over!
Kirby: NO!
DK: There must be something wrong with that durian.
Kirby: GET IT OFF!
Zelda: If only there's a doctor around here.
Pikachu: I smell life forms.
Link: That would be us.
Pikachu: It's from over there.
The Smashers went forward and entered Saturn Valley
Mr. Saturn: Friends or enemies?
Link: We've come in peace.
Mr. Saturn: Welcome good people to Saturn valley. ding ding!
Roy: You talk so strange.
Zelda: That's how Mr. Saturn talks.
Mr. Saturn: come rest and eat.
After a while..
Kirby: Doctor, help me rid of these spikes!
Dr. Saturn: You eat Durion.
Kirby: Wasn't it durian?
Dr. Saturn: Durion not Durain, spikes appear if you eat it.
Kirby: Cure it!
Dr. Saturn: Lie here. Zoom!
Kirby lies on the bed and got put to sleep by some gas. When he woke up, all the spikes on his body are gone.
Kirby: Hurray! How did you do it?
Dr. Saturn: See there. Zoom!
Kirby saw on the table were dynamite sticks, grenades, bottle of acids, drill, knife, and a machine gun.
Dr. Saturn: Want to know how you cured, boing?
Kirby: No thanks..
Roy: Want to go peek on Zelda in the hot spring.
Link: That isn't nice.
Roy: I thought you loved to.
Link: This story rated PG.
Roy: But that isn't very serious.
Link: That isn't a good excuse either.
Roy: Then I'll go alone.
After a while..
Link: Well?
Roy: I didn't saw her
Link: How come?
Roy: I fell into a pit full of Barney dolls, so I screamed and shouted to be let out. Mr. Saturns came and threw in grenades; the explosion was so strong that I was blasted out of the pit. I flew into the hot spring, where a fat woman was bathing. She screamed and punched me into the lion's den, but I somehow escaped without being eaten.
Link: What a weird story.
Zelda: Do any of you know about the mech gem?
Mr. Saturn: Mech gem I know. Wakawaka tribe guards it. Zoom!
Zelda: Are they dangerous?
Mr. Saturn: They bad, mean, wild, insane, ugly. Boing!
Pikachu: They must be dangerous.
DK: But we need to get the gem.
So the Smashers left Saturn Valley.
Kirby: I'm tired of walking.
Zelda: Me too.
Yoshi: Me three.
Roy: Don't get tired just like that.
Link: We've only walked 1 minute.
Zelda: It's 1 minute for you but 1 hour for me.
Pikachu: I heard chanting.
The Smashers peeked through some bushes.
DK: That must be the Wakawaka tribe.
Link: Look at the top of the totem pole!
Roy: The mech gem is on top of the pole!
Zelda: We must get it!
Kirby: I'll fly there and snatch it.
Yoshi: But you'll get spotted.
Kirby: You save me when I'm attacked.
So Kirby flew to the top of the totem pole.
Indian: *!*(@&!+
Kirby: What's he saying?
Indian: !&&^@^
Kirby: I need a translation.
The Wakawaka Indians threw stones at Kirby, knocking him unconscious.
Roy: We've got to rescue Kirby!
The Smasher ran into the tribe and fought the Indians. The Indians were losing, so they prayed to a giant crocodile statue.
Link: Don't tell me that their god.
Suddenly, a helicopter flew down.
Kremling 1: We've found the gem!
The Indians saw the Kremling who looked just like the "god" they worship.
Indians: *@&#(*)
Kremling 1: What are they saying?
Kremling 2: You look just like that statue!
Kremling 1: I have an idea. Wakawaka Indians, I am your god, I have came to bless you all.
All the Indians were happy.
DK: No! He's lying; he's trying to steal the mech gem!
Kremling 1: He's the liar, he is here to get the mech gem, but I have come to take the gem away as a sacrifice you all gave me.
Indians: *&@(#)
Pikachu: We don't understand them!
Suddenly, giant Mr. Saturns rushed into the place and start smashing the Indians.
Mr. Saturn: Use big robot to help Smashers. Ding Ding!
Zelda: I knew you would help!
The giant robotic Mr. Saturns stomped all the Indians to death.
Kremling 2: Let's get out of here!
Kremling 1: We've got the gem! Good-bye!
The Kremlings helicopter left.
Roy: They took the gem!
Link: This can't be!
Zelda: I hope they didn't get the rest, or else bad things might happen.
So the Smashers weren't able to get the gem in the Big Forest. Only 1 gem is protected. Now let's head for Mt. Brushmore!