Ranma 1/2 doesn't belong to me!
Someone said they liked my ficcie! So, to show all those mean naysayers, I'm puttimg up this epilogue to show how things ended up! Wai!
Ranma 1/2 True Feelings
Epilogue
"Isn't being married great, Akane?" Ranma said.
"No. You're still a perverted jerk! You baha!" (AN: Someone told me it;s spelled 'Baka', but I think my way is better ^_^)
"Well your still an ugly tomboy, but yoy don't see me complaining!" Cam,e the furious reply.
"You're complaining right now!" Akane screamed, holding up a mallet.
"Butch!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!"
"Uh..." Ranma thought fast! "I said bitch! Yes, bitch, because you;re not butch at all!"
Akane brought the mallet down!
"Akane, you don't need to tenderise the meat so much, it already looks fine."
"Get out of the kitchen yiu perverte! Dinner will be ready soon, and I don't need you distracting me!" she yelled, going back to tenderising the steak.
Ranma sighed. Being married wasn't so great after all...
"Hey Saotome," said Nabiki, walking into the room, "I'm going to go sell pornographic pictures of you to my husband, since he made me sign a prenup agreement and this is the only way I can get money out of him."
"Oh, hows being married to Kuno?" ranma adsked.
Nabiki started to cry. He makes me dye my hair red and put it in a pigtail when we do it! I hate it! I just wanted to marry him and divocrce him to get his monet, but he's too clever for me!
"Boy, that sucks." Ranma commented, sitting down and switching on the TV.
"Hey, why do you always sit around and watch TV? You freeloader! Do some work!" Nabiki yelled.
Ranma suddenly remembered something. "Hey, I inherited the dojo when I married the tomboy!"
"Yeah, so?" Nabiki quered.
"Get out of my house, bitch!"
Nabiki ran away crying to live with dKuno and became crazier as Kodachi! Her life was hell! ANd she deserves it for being a bitch!
Ranma sat back in his comfy chair and laughed at how cool he was/. Now he'd finally shown Nabiki who was boss!
Then Kasumi came in!
"Hi Kasumi!" Ranma said.
"Ranma, I divorced Dr Tofu, can I come life her again?" the eldest tend asked.
"Sure! Go kick Akane out of the kitchen and make me some dinner!" the pigtailed boy replied.
Kasumi looked sad. "I'd like to, Ranma, but I don't think I can cook. Dr Tofu broke all my finger, and I think I've got some pretty bad internal blleding. At first I thought he was just funny, but he's actually INSANE! How did he ever become a docgor!?" she wailed, crying rivers of tears at the memory of how Tofu had crushed her entire body into the shape of a pretzel and dribbled her down the street like a basketball after she had started taking her wedding dress off on their honeymoon.
Then the wall exploded!
"Nihao! Love potion wear off! Shampoo come to marry Ranma!"
"Where's Mousse?" Ranma asked, not sounding too upset,
"Mouses steal Shampoo innocence with love potion, so Shampoo kill! You want special fried duck dinner?" the amazon said, taking out a platter filled with succulent duck meat and vegetables.
"Sure, beats whatever akanr cooks!" Rabna said, digging into the meail.
Then Ryouga appeared.
"I thought you got stabbed?" Kasumi asked.
"I got better. But now I need to find the cute ninja girl who stabbed me! I'm in love with her!" the lost pig declired!
"Konatsu's a guy."
"LIES! FOr destorying my happiness, I will kill you, Ranma Sodomy!"
THE END
***
I didn't feel like writing what happened to Ukyo and Konatsu. There both boring enough to live happile ever after, anyway.
Someone said they liked my ficcie! So, to show all those mean naysayers, I'm puttimg up this epilogue to show how things ended up! Wai!
Ranma 1/2 True Feelings
Epilogue
"Isn't being married great, Akane?" Ranma said.
"No. You're still a perverted jerk! You baha!" (AN: Someone told me it;s spelled 'Baka', but I think my way is better ^_^)
"Well your still an ugly tomboy, but yoy don't see me complaining!" Cam,e the furious reply.
"You're complaining right now!" Akane screamed, holding up a mallet.
"Butch!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!"
"Uh..." Ranma thought fast! "I said bitch! Yes, bitch, because you;re not butch at all!"
Akane brought the mallet down!
"Akane, you don't need to tenderise the meat so much, it already looks fine."
"Get out of the kitchen yiu perverte! Dinner will be ready soon, and I don't need you distracting me!" she yelled, going back to tenderising the steak.
Ranma sighed. Being married wasn't so great after all...
"Hey Saotome," said Nabiki, walking into the room, "I'm going to go sell pornographic pictures of you to my husband, since he made me sign a prenup agreement and this is the only way I can get money out of him."
"Oh, hows being married to Kuno?" ranma adsked.
Nabiki started to cry. He makes me dye my hair red and put it in a pigtail when we do it! I hate it! I just wanted to marry him and divocrce him to get his monet, but he's too clever for me!
"Boy, that sucks." Ranma commented, sitting down and switching on the TV.
"Hey, why do you always sit around and watch TV? You freeloader! Do some work!" Nabiki yelled.
Ranma suddenly remembered something. "Hey, I inherited the dojo when I married the tomboy!"
"Yeah, so?" Nabiki quered.
"Get out of my house, bitch!"
Nabiki ran away crying to live with dKuno and became crazier as Kodachi! Her life was hell! ANd she deserves it for being a bitch!
Ranma sat back in his comfy chair and laughed at how cool he was/. Now he'd finally shown Nabiki who was boss!
Then Kasumi came in!
"Hi Kasumi!" Ranma said.
"Ranma, I divorced Dr Tofu, can I come life her again?" the eldest tend asked.
"Sure! Go kick Akane out of the kitchen and make me some dinner!" the pigtailed boy replied.
Kasumi looked sad. "I'd like to, Ranma, but I don't think I can cook. Dr Tofu broke all my finger, and I think I've got some pretty bad internal blleding. At first I thought he was just funny, but he's actually INSANE! How did he ever become a docgor!?" she wailed, crying rivers of tears at the memory of how Tofu had crushed her entire body into the shape of a pretzel and dribbled her down the street like a basketball after she had started taking her wedding dress off on their honeymoon.
Then the wall exploded!
"Nihao! Love potion wear off! Shampoo come to marry Ranma!"
"Where's Mousse?" Ranma asked, not sounding too upset,
"Mouses steal Shampoo innocence with love potion, so Shampoo kill! You want special fried duck dinner?" the amazon said, taking out a platter filled with succulent duck meat and vegetables.
"Sure, beats whatever akanr cooks!" Rabna said, digging into the meail.
Then Ryouga appeared.
"I thought you got stabbed?" Kasumi asked.
"I got better. But now I need to find the cute ninja girl who stabbed me! I'm in love with her!" the lost pig declired!
"Konatsu's a guy."
"LIES! FOr destorying my happiness, I will kill you, Ranma Sodomy!"
THE END
***
I didn't feel like writing what happened to Ukyo and Konatsu. There both boring enough to live happile ever after, anyway.