Chapter Two



Mojo Jojo heard knock on the door. He opened it to find a man dressed in strange armor. At least he thought it was a man. The armor was shaped like one.

"I'm the one you contacted last week," he said.

Mojo grabbed him and pulled him inside.

"Why are knocking on my front door? No one is supposed to know you are here. You are supposed to be stealthy and discrete. Did anyone see you?"

"I don't know! Oh, I knew I'd mess up! I just got here and I'm doing something wrong!"

"Did anyone see you? Yes or no?"

"No! I mean I don't think so! I hope not! I don't know! Why does this always happen? Nothing goes right for me!"

Mojo stared at the man that stood before. This uncertain whiner was not what he expected at all. How could someone so pathetic have such a good reputation? Maybe his plan hadn't been such a good one after all.

He'd try to see if this man could do it. A lot of work had gone into that communications tower and he had to see if it paid off. He'd invested too much not to start a follow-through.

"I have asked you here to offer you a bounty."

"Are we talking kidnapping or something more?"

"I want them destroyed!"

"O.K. Got it."

"Follow me," said Mojo. He walked through his hallways with the man close behind. They came to a room with a picture of Mojo's hated enemies.

"These are the Powerpuff Girls. I will pay you well to destroy them."

"Little kids? At last an easy job!"

"Do not be so sure. They have superpowers."

"What? Superpowers? What kind of superpowers?"

"Superstrength. Superspeed. Flight. Heat beams from their eyes. Limited invulnerability. In addition the one know as Bubbles, she is in the blue, has a sonic scream and the one know as Blossom, she is in the pink, has ice breath. I have seen evidence that Buttercup in the green has hand beams. So you see, that destroying them will be quite difficult, which is why I called you."

The man stood there, staring at the picture.

"Say something. Is any of this registering?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I should have known it would be hard. It's always hard. What did I get myself into? Superpowers? Oh no! Oh no!"





"What is the matter with you? Are you not Bobba Fett the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy?"

"No."

"Why did you say 'no?' I hope you did not say 'no' because you are not Bobba Fett. Because it is Bobba Fett who I need. If you are not Bobba Fett you are not who I need. Therefore I desire you to be Bobba Fett. Hence, I hope you said 'no' for reason other than you are not Bobba Fett. I wish you to tell me the reason that you said 'no' and I also wish that the reason were not that you are not Bobba Fett."

"You know you talk a lot when you're upset just like me."

"Never mind how I talk!" shouted Mojo. He shook his fists in the air. "Tell me whether are not you are Bobba Fett."

The armored man seemed to have relaxed.

"You know in your message you implied that you were scary, but meeting you I'm not sure."

Mojo pressed a button on the control box on his belt. Two enormous guns came out the wall and aimed at the man's head at very close range.

"Am I scary now?" asked Mojo quietly.

"Yes," squeaked the man.

"Then I suggest you remember that," replied Mojo. He pressed the button again and the guns redrew. "Are you Bobba Fett?"

"No. Bobba Fett is my 23rd and a half cousin six times removed and four times put back."

"Then who are you?"

"My name is Booby Frett."



Continued in Ch. 3