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Jeshi: O-O…Wow…I haven't updated in…who KNOWS how long!?!
Nabooru: -_-; A week?
Jeshi: O.O…REALLY?! It's only been a week?! It seems like it's been forever!
Nabooru: *sigh* -_- Do you know how odd you writers are?
Jeshi: _ No, do you know how stupid you mooses are?!
Nabooru: O_O..I think I have been insulted…
Jeshi: _…No shit, huh?
Nabooru: Jeshi-chan doesn't own The Legend of Zelda.
Jeshi: _ Don't call me Jeshi-chan..
Nabooru: Well then, what do I call you?
Jeshi: _ YOU call me Jeshi…or 'The Unquestioned Powerful Evil Master of the Universe'.
Nabooru: O_O?..I think I'll stick with 'Jeshi' for now…
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(A/N: Oh, did I happen to mention that my friend Tina had thought up the wonderful chapter name? ^.^…Oh, and the good thing is…if you people don't like it, you can't flame her…she's not an author on ff.net..^.^ *sticks tongue out* Haha! :P)
Night had come finally. The air was breezy…and Link had not yet shown up. Zelda had actually expected Link to show up, she stayed back at the castle instead, knowing that it would be Link who would come, but he hadn't showed up all day.
Zelda had then decided to make the journey up to her bedroom. She was busy walking down the hallway to her room, when she heard rustling sounds by one of the windows. She turned to see Link stumble in. Link got up and dusted himself off.
"Sorry I'm so late," He said, "just thought that…yeah, it'd be nicer to come at night." Zelda shook her head and laughed. She smiled at him.
"I thought maybe the guards would have caught you, or that you couldn't even get past the guards," Zelda replied.
"…Oh…heheh..I did..," Link grinned. That guard REALLY didn't think he was going to attack him…
She rushed over and hugged him tightly. He too, wrapped his arms around her and held on tight. While holding on to each other still, the two of them started to rock gently, like dancing.
Oh, Zelda loved Link's arms around her. They felt so strong and protective, she felt so safe to be with him.
The two of them had then both moved in to kiss each other, when suddenly Zelda had tripped and fell backwards, pulling Link down with her. She fell on the floor, he fell on top of her, and their heads smacked into each other, their lips resting on top of each other. The both of them didn't know what to do then. This was all so wrong…but they actually liked it…
They were like that for a minute or two, then suddenly the two of them pulled themselves away from each other.
"Link…we can't…not here…"she said staring at him. He stared back.
"Yeah…we can't, it's too soo-"
"We need to go to my room!!" Zelda suddenly exclaimed. Link jumped and his eyes grew wide.
"WHAT?" Link said in a very loud whisper. Zelda shushed him and giggled.
"It's not like we're going to do anything…we'll just be… 'talking'…besides, you'll be protecting me from the likes of…I don't know…Dark Link!" She said grinning,. (A/N: HEY, TRANCE BOY! *Jeshi and Nabooru wave at Trance Boy and Dark Link like the Beverly Hillbillies which Jeshi-chan does not own) Link stared a few seconds more, then started laughing.
"Um…sure…we'll just be sitting around having tea and crumpets, right?" Link said sarcastically. Zelda got up, and helped Link up, then she ventured to her room and opened the door. She then turned to Link.
"Come here, Link…" She said with a very fake, but cute smile. He shook his head and chuckled.
"Do I have a choice?" Link asked.
"No! Now COME!" Zelda replied, hugging her arms around Link again.
"Yay!" Link smiled. The two of them had then disappeared into her bedroom.
(A/N: I'm sorry, I just have to do this….OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, SOMEONE'S GONNA GET LAID! ^.^ Yeah, I'm pretty retarded, aren't I? Lol)
Zelda woke up the next morning, undoubtly with Link by her side…(A/N: SEE?! I TOLD Y'ALL! ^.^)
They both still had their arms around each other. She looked around to see the sun shining in her room, and then there was Link by her. She then cuddled up to him. He was obviously awake himself, for he did the same.
Then suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"Zelda! Princess Zelda, are you up dear?" It was one of the servant ladies. Link and Zelda jumped up quickly and looked at each other. If they caught Link…he'd most likely be KILLED!
"Um…Just a minute!" Zelda called. Link ran around, shoving his boots on and everything. Then the two of them stared at each other in fear.
The only way out of the room was the door!
"Princess? May I come in?" the servant lady asked.
"NO! Err-I mean…not just quite yet, ma'am…I'm um…uh…changing!" Zelda replied. Link ran to the window and looked down. They were on the third floor. It was one hell of a fall…if he jumped, he'd have an 80% chance of falling in the moat…and a 30% chance of the noise of him falling in the moat NOT attracting the attention of the guards nearby the gates.
"Oh, Princess! I can help you, dear, just a second.." the servant said. She started turning the knob of the door. Zelda and Link panicked. Zelda quickly ran to Link and pecked him on the lips, at the same time, used both hands and with an immense force….pushed him out the window…
The servant lady came in and looked at Zelda.
"Oh dear, Princess Zelda..you look like you didn't get much sleep at all last night…and you've made such a mess of your bed…" she said. Zelda turned and let out a little giggle…then she prayed that she didn't cause Link's early and unexpected death.
'OH, SHIT!!' Link thought as he plunged to the moat below. At least he knew that he was going to land in the moat for sure….there were only two problems still…
1.) Will the sound of him hitting the water NOT be loud enough to catch the guard's attention?
2.) Is the water in the moat even deep enough for him to land in?!
Well…there was only one way to find out! He hit the water with a VERY loud 'SPLASH!'. He swam to the top and poked his head out of the water, only to find that indeed, the guards had now found him…and the water was JUST deep enough to help him LIVE….that didn't mean he didn't hurt his ass from the fall…
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Jeshi: Okay, I don't care how long that one was…I liked where I ended it! ^.^
Nabooru: Awww..you didn't give any details!! *pouts*
Jeshi: Nabooru!! This is only PG13...and I'm not going to…I'm not into….WRITING lemons and stuff…I'll READ some occasional ones….but that's it…
Nabooru: *pouts*
Jeshi: *sigh* -_-; Hopefully I'll update sooner! ^.^
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