Mwa ha ha! I can't believe that this story is actually at the 5th chapter!

I am completely dedicated to this story for now, but after I finish I intend to

write a story about Yu Yu Hakusho and/or a story about..something else....

anyway.....he..he..he..?

THE GREAT DUELING ADVENTURE

Chapter 5:Kaiba actually gets the cooties!

If you recall the events of the last chapter, nothing happened. Well, part of Kaiba's

not so mysterious, yet mysterious past became clear! We also learned that Kaiba likes Vanilla,

and not just chocolate...and cake.

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"Yes! Finally I am able to present my gift to Kaiba! I will be loved at last!"

"But Marik, I love you! You would really betray me, my love? I thought we had something

special!!"

"hut up! I was using you like a puppet! You got the information about Kaiba,

and now I don't you anymore!"

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"Uugghhhh....."

Kaiba was lying in bed with....the cooties! He had been up all night, not being able to

sleep with his horrible disease that he had no clue that he had.

"Bakura! Ryou you foo'! I'm callin' you out!"

"Yes master Kaiba, how may I help you?"

Ryou had walked into the room. He was wearing a shnazzy black tux, and he looked like a butler.

But that's okay, because that's what he was. O.o

"I want you to call everyone I know and tell them to get their lazy asses down here now! *cough

cough*" Kaiba continued to hack and cough and stuff.

"Yes, Master Kaiba. I will do that right away."

Bakura left through the big mohogany doors. Kaiba fell asleep seconds after Ryou left the room.

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"Hey, Yami..."

"Yeeeeesss Yuugi?"

"Do you think that we should go to the fair with everyone else? Anzu will be exited."

"Yeeeess, Yuugi, she would be, but I don't know. DON'T DRINK THE TEA!!!!"

"What? Anyway, does that man we're going? If we are, we have to leave now." Yuugi said as

he finished getting dressed.

"Blaaaah! I'm a llama!"

"I'll take that as a yes...."

At that moment, the phone rang. Yuugi ran down the stairs to answerit while Yami layed in bed

smoking an imaginary cigarette and muttered the phrase "How was it for you?" in different

tones.

"Moshi moshi!"

"Uhhh...Hi Yuugi?"Answered Ryous cavity sweet voice,"Kaiba said that everyone he knows has to

come over, so could you bring Anzu,Honda and Jonouchi with you when you come?"

"Well, when am I supposed to be there?"

"Umm...in 5 minutes."

"Okay. I guess we can....."

Before Yuugi could finish his sentence, Ryou hung up.

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Okay, that's it for now. I'm feeling very BLAH right now, for personal reasons, so I think I'll

quit while I'm ahead. R+R, kay? It's make me feel better. Unless you're mean, that would make

me want an ice cube. And I'd quit writing. Because you shouldn't even review if you don't

like it. Except when I'm not deppessed. Then they're funny. But not now. I'm too fat to laugh.