Hello, my faithful (or not so faithful) readers! Mwa ha ha! I have returned! Returned triumphantly! With triumph! Okay then.well, I've been having a good time typing this in typing class.. and I owe you guys for not emailing me and making me go crazy over it. ^^ Thanks. I know no one's been reading this, and honestly, it just makes me feel better to think someone is, so blah to the Nazis and the communists.

"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I am Marik! I am bad!"

Marik was standing at the door with Malik close behind him. A fly buzzed past. They still just stood there, doing nothing. Bakura just stared at them.

"Okaaaaaay.what's your point?"

"Well.I.I'm evil! And I am Marik! And.I baked some cookies and donuts and cakes for Kaiba, because he is my Koibitooooooooo!!!" Marik was quite gushy.

"Oh.cake? I'm sure he'll be quite pleased. Do come in."

Bakura walked inside, and Marik made an evil looking smirk behind his back. Malik looked inquisitive.

"Kaiba, are you okay?"

Yuugi was kneeling at his bedside.

"No, you dolt! I'm dying of the cooties! Now back away before I call security to frisk your scary ass, even though you would probably like it."

Yami started laughing hysterically.

"SHUT UP, YOU DUMB ASS MO FO! I have called you here.to discuss.my untimely death, and my.will."

"GASP!"

"Who said that?! Anyway, Yuugi, you get nothing. Jonouchi, you get this Kuribou card. Anzu, you get this roll of duct tape, so that one day you might decide to wrap it around your mouth so that you won't talk anymore. Mokuba, you get..."

"Master Kaiba, another guest is here. He has cake."

"Really? Bring him in."

"Yes Sir." Bakura walked out and quickly brought Marik in. As soon as he walked in the room, a giant mushroom grew out from Kaiba's hand.

"AAAAAAH! MUSHROOOM!!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"

Everyone was laughing at him. Laughing and Laughing, pointing, and laughing.

"IT AIN'T NOT FUNNY YOU GODDAMN MOFOS! THIS FUNGUS BE AFFECTIN MY NIFTY INTELLLLLLLLLLIGEEEENNNCEEE.."

"Yees, you are affecting his intelligence. He will lose his business and.Mokuba..."

"HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY BROOOTHER! TAKE THIIIIIS!"

At that moment, Kaiba lunged forward and touched Yami's pretty, spiky hair."

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" dun dun dun! What wil;l happen? Will Kaiba die of fungus? I don't know! Ahhh!