Chapter V: Sad and Suffering
Sylvester remembered hearing about things that could make his pain go away, but he felt contented to stew in his own suffering. But then, out of thin water, popped a fairy in the form of a clam. Yes, a clam. The clam fairy floated about ten cm (metric system!! Bwahahahaha!) away from Sylvester's face. A voice came from all around him.
"Sylvie! Sylvie, I am your fairy god-clam, you need suffer no longer. Sylvie, I will grant your every wish until you are satisfied with."
"Yeah, uh, could you not call me Sylvie, it sounds kinda feminine."
"Huh? Oh, sorry, wrong squid. Whoa, awkward moment, huh? Ha, ha. So, um, good luck with your- wait, you know what? I don't care. This is the fifth time this has happened, and it's starting to piss me off."
The clam disappeared. Sylvester felt that his last hope had just been dangled in front of his face and jerked away. He was now left alone to be sad and.uh, alone.
Sylvester remembered hearing about things that could make his pain go away, but he felt contented to stew in his own suffering. But then, out of thin water, popped a fairy in the form of a clam. Yes, a clam. The clam fairy floated about ten cm (metric system!! Bwahahahaha!) away from Sylvester's face. A voice came from all around him.
"Sylvie! Sylvie, I am your fairy god-clam, you need suffer no longer. Sylvie, I will grant your every wish until you are satisfied with."
"Yeah, uh, could you not call me Sylvie, it sounds kinda feminine."
"Huh? Oh, sorry, wrong squid. Whoa, awkward moment, huh? Ha, ha. So, um, good luck with your- wait, you know what? I don't care. This is the fifth time this has happened, and it's starting to piss me off."
The clam disappeared. Sylvester felt that his last hope had just been dangled in front of his face and jerked away. He was now left alone to be sad and.uh, alone.