Warning: OOC. Yaoi and Yuri. Relena-bashing.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. All I own is the fic. It's my own little demented idea which I happen to love dearly.
**Mainstream Sovereign (Did I get it right??), Gomenasai!!! As of right now, I'm running out of songs. If you could suggest some, that would be great =)
Enjoy~
Gundam Wing: The Musical
Ninth Scene: The Kitchen
Catherine: Duo, I know you're still upset but-
Duo: I'm not upset! Only weak sissy onna's are upset.
Hilde: Say what?
Duo: *sighs* Nothing. It's just that this Heero thing is getting to me!
Hilde: *puts arm around Duo's shoulder* Oh Duo. You came to the right person.
Duo: huh?
Catherine: It's time for the broadway fantasy! Lights!!
*First total darkness but then the lights go on and the kitchen is transformed into a stage. Duo is left standing there stupidly while Hilde and Catherine show up in shiny shimmery body suits*
Catherine: *music* (YMCA)
Duo, there's no need to feel down, I said, Duo! Get yourself on the ground
You can't stay there! Cuz I'm sure you will find
Someone else to give you a good time
Hilde:
Duo, there's a place you can go, when you
Can't stop, thinking of Prince Heero
You can stay stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many chicks, willing to give a good time
Catherine and Hilde:
Why wont you date? You're cute and young but Duo
Why wont you date?
Catherine:
There's no-
*Music stops as Duo trips over the extension cord. They are all back in he kitchen, Hilde clutching a carrot while Catherine's holding a ladle. Both girls blush and toss them aside.*
Duo: What's your point?
Catherine: Prince Heero's not the only guy in the world! Why let him rule over your thoughts and emotions?
Duo: Let me put it this way. When your obsession works out and dresses in a green tank top and spandex shorts, it's kind of hard not to let your feelings get in the way.
Hilde: This is so sad. Lots of girls would kill to have your attention. And now you're gay?!?
Duo: I'm not gay!
Hilde: So If I took of my clothes right now and stood in front of you, you wouldn't do anything?
Catherine: ooh... good one.
Duo: Hilde, even if you stood in front of me completely naked and started waving your non-existent breasts in my face, I still wouldn't feel a thing.
Hilde: *jaw drops open* Why you-!
Duo: Don't deny the obvious! You don't exactly have bountiful bosoms now, do you?
Hilde: Man, fags really know where to hit it where it hurts...
Tenth Scene: Prince Heero's bedroom
*Prince Heero is on his bed, fiddling with his laptop*.*
Prince Heero: *music* (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)
Picture yourself with a freak named Relena
The blond pacifist, I want her to die!
I wanna choke her and kill her quite slowly
She pisses me off, you know why...
Talks about peace and that bores me death
Lesbian in-laws and all
Thinking of her, I know soon she shall die but I-
*Someone knocks, interrupting his song. Prince Quatre enters quietly.*
Prince Heero: *Pissed* Damnit! You interrupted my song! What do you want?
Prince Quatre: Er... I was told to inform you that... that...
Prince Heero: *growls* Out with it!
Prince Quatre: You're getting married next week. *slowly backs away from the now livid Prince Heero*
Prince Heero: NANI?!?
Prince Quatre: Heero, please be reasonable!
Prince Heero: Reasonable?! I'm being forced to marry a pacifist raised by lesbians! She is not at all appealing to me! And I doubt that's her real hair colour.
Prince Quatre: Well there's really nothing you can do about?
Prince Heero: Oh really? *raises eyebrow*
Prince Quatre: *whimpers* Why do I think this will involve me and pain?
Prince Heero: Because it will.
Prince Quatre: But... how will you stop the wedding?
Prince Heero: I wont, you will
Prince Quatre: How?
Prince Heero: Let's just say you'll get into an accident. Maybe a gun shot or something.
Prince Quatre: I don't really have to get shot, do I?
Prince Heero: Well... you do. But it wont hurt.
Prince Quatre: Hah! That's what you said when you told me to go inside the washing machine! You said it was a space ship!
Prince Heero: We were eight then! Besides it was your fault. You're the one who went inside.
Prince Quatre: I had no choice! You bullied me! Besides, you told me I would find a magic bunny!
Prince Heero: You were eight and still believed in magic bunnies?
Prince Quatre: Well you're fifteen and believe in menstruating men!
Prince Heero: I was raised to believe that! At least I wasn't the one who bought sanitary napkins!
Prince Quatre: What?! I never bought any!
Prince Heero: Huh? Oh yeah... Well you still have to get shot!
Prince Quatre: but that will hurt... A LOT!!!
Prince Heero: No pain, no gain.
Prince Quatre: What the hell could I possibly gain from getting shot?
Prince Heero: You'll get... shot. And you'll gain more knowledge. You'll know never to agree to such a crazy idea again.
Prince Quatre: I'm not doing it! *Prince Heero holds up gun to his face* Er... day before or itself?
Prince Heero: I still have a week. Oh, you can go now.
Prince Quatre: *lingers by the door* Can I ask you a question?
Prince Heero: You just did?
Prince Quatre: Okay. Can I ask another one?
Prince Heero: Cut the crap and get to the point!
Prince Quatre: Anou... are you gay?
Prince Heero: *eyes widens* WHAT?!?
Prince Quatre: Uh... nothing! *runs like mad*
Prince Heero: QUATRE! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! *jumps of bed and chases him*
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That's all I can manage now. I have a geometry test and algebra test to study for so I probably wont be able to write new stuff for awhile. If you have any more suggestions, please write them down. I might be able to use them in the fic =)