Warning: OOC. Yaoi and Yuri. Relena-bashing.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. All I own is the fic. It's my own little demented idea which I happen to love dearly.
**Special thanks to Mistress Lilith who helped me write this chapter. Thanks to her, this fic will start having really nice eventually romantic scenes! Dude, let me just say you're really good at writing stuff like that. Heaven knows I can't do that by myself... Domo arigatou!!! =)
**Note to the readers: You can distinguish who wrote who with these handy tips. If they're insane and sometimes makes no sense whatsoever and seem really annoying and childish, they're from me. If they're serious, well-written and have a little romantic touch, that's Mistress Lilith's.
**Mainstream Sovereign, I'm not in summer school. Classes are from June to March. Anyway, thanks for the suggestions! I wasn't able to use them in this part but I will try to include it in the others. =)
**To everyone else who has reviewed and kept track of this piece of insanity, thank you very much! It gets crazier so please, stick with us!
**BTW, we (Mistress Lilith and I) have been writing this musical since we were in the seventh grade. We were never supposed to post it because it was just too long! I've just added some new songs and edited scenes. Maybe I should post the original fic on ebay... maybe someone would buy it *hint hint*
Gundam Wing: The Musical
Eleventh Scene: The Kitchen
*It is five a.m. Catherine is busy running around the kitchen while Duo is leaning against the wall, falling asleep.*
Catherine: Come on Duo! We cannot afford to be lazy!
Duo: The sun isn't even out yet! You interrupted a lovely dream involving Pamela Anderson.
Catherine: Just out of curiosity... was she wearing a green tank top and spandex shorts?
Duo: *mouth drops open and stares at her for a minute. Suddenly snaps out of it* Hey it's my dream! I'm allowed to have my own little fantasies!
Catherine: *smirks* All righty... But come on! We have to get a move on! They'll be tasting the food today!
Duo: Why? Don't they trust you as a chef?
Catherine: Baka! For Prince Heero's wedding!
Duo: Which happens to be six weeks away.
Catherine: Actually, six days.
Duo: WHAT?!?!?
Catherine: Quiet! You'll wake everyone in the castle!
Duo: I don't feel so good...
Catherine: Oh, Duo! Don't worry about it!
Duo: Never mind *smiles brightly* So he'll get married. I don't care. I can live the sweet bachelor life while he's attached with that... that... bleached blond idiot!
Catherine: Er... why don't you go back to sleep? Looks like you need it.
Duo: I'm fine.
Catherine: Duo... you seem really stressed and this thing with Prince Hee-
Duo: I said I'm fine. Just because he's getting married with that no good-
Catherine: Duo-
Duo: pacifist who really gets on my nerves cause--
Catherine: Duo-
Duo: She thinks Prince Heero loves her and-
Catherine: Damnit, Maxwell shut up and listen for once! You are obviously not in the right state of mind. You're probably still shocked about the wedding.
Duo: I think I need to rest.
Catherine: That's what I've been trying to tell you!
Duo: Why didn't you say it sooner? *walks out*
Catherine: He's just upset... No need to get mad... He's just upset. *A huge pot falls on her foot* IIIITTTTAAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!
Twelfth Scene: Prince Heero's bedroom
*Prince Heero sits up in bed. Looks around with surprise.*
Prince Heero: Nani yo... *checks watch* It's five in the morning! Who's awake at this time? *listens to the loud sound of someone screaming and a bunch of metal falling* Ah... Catherine. I swear that woman is always so loud. *pulls blanket over head.*
*Door opens and Prince Quatre tiptoes inside*
Prince Quatre: Heero... Heero... Are you awake?
Prince Heero: *Puts blanket below chin* Quatre...
Prince Quatre: What's wrong.
Prince Heero: *shivers* I... I see dead people *looks vulnerable*
Prince Quatre: All the time?
Prince Heero: All the time...
Prince Quatre: You mean in graves?
Prince Heero: No... walking around like regular people.
Prince Quatre: Really? *sits at the foot of Prince Heero's bed*
Prince Heero: *snorts* Hell no. I was just trying to freak you out. What do you want so early in the morning?
Prince Quatre: Six days till your wedding...
Prince Heero: Hn...
Prince Quatre: I have been assigned to plan a schedule for you. I'm sorry but dad made me.
Prince Heero: Traitor.
Prince Quatre: From nine to ten, you shall be selecting the flowers... with Relena-
Prince Heero: Ugh.
Prince Quatre: From ten to twelve, the fitting and all those other crap involving clothes-
Prince Heero: Sh*t
Prince Quatre: Twelve to whatever, sampling of the dishes.
Prince Heero: That's it?
Prince Quatre: Yup... You still have three hours to get ready.
Prince Heero: What?
Prince Quatre: I know it'll be only eight but you take really long in the shower. I mean, it's as if you have a mini concert. I heard you singing.
Prince Heero: Tell anyone and die. Now if you'll excuse me... I want to go back to sleep.
*Three Hours later*
Prince Quatre: HEEEEROOOO! *Shakes Prince Heero* HEEEEROOO! Wake up! We're way behind schedule!
Prince Heero: Nani?
Prince Quatre: The Queens and Princess Relena and downstairs already! It's eight fifty seven! You have three minutes to take a shower and get ready.
Prince Heero: No.
Prince Quatre: Heero, NOW!
Prince Heero: Fine... *goes into bathroom and shower is heard*
Prince Quatre: *music* (What can I do)
I haven't sleep that much in days
Got to much to plan for now
Think of stuff for the wedding
I will get through this somehow
What did I do to suffer like this?
What did I do to deserve this scare
What can I say to get rid of feelings
Of death through gunshots or diseases from mad cows... (what?!?)
*music fades as someone knocks on the door. Prince Quatre gingerly opens it*
Princess Relena: *music* (Torn)
Where's my Prince Heero I need to see
His reaction when he meets his lovely bride, or namely me
Where is my love hanging out?
I could really be the girl that he adores
Though he doesn't seem to know, seem to care
What my heart is for! But I still love him even more!
There's something in my heart right now!
And Prince Heero-
Prince Quatre: *interrupts* What in the name of all that is evil are you doing here???
Princess Relena: Well... I just wanted to see Heero *giggles annoyingly. Somewhere, the sound of breaking glass is heard*
*An unsuspecting Prince Heero walks out of the bathroom with nothing but a towel around his waist*
Prince Heero: Q, please tell dad that- *notices Princess Relena* What the hell are you doing here?!? Get out!!!!!
Princess Relena: Oh! *covers eyes but peeks through her fingers*
Prince Quatre: *winces* Heero...
Prince Heero: Damn you, onna! Get out! Where's my gun... OUT! OUT WITH YOU, YOU PERVERTED LITTLE... (mutters continuous curses in Japanese)
Princess Relena: *puts* It's not as if I haven't seen you naked before.
Prince Heero: What?!? You haven't! Now get out!!
Princess Relena: Is that anyway to talk to your wife?
Prince Heero: Three things wrong with that, you blond bimbo! One, you're not my wife and never will be! Two, there is no wedding and three, get the hell out before I get my gun and shoot you till your brains spill from the hole in your forehead!!!
Prince Quatre: *sighs* Relena, please get out. *grabs her and tosses her out of the room*
Princess Relena: *giggles and yet again, the sound of glass is heard breaking*
Prince Quatre: *shuts the door*
Prince Heero: Quatre... what was she doing here?
Prince Quatre: She just barged in here and... *voice trails off as he sees the gun in Prince Heero's hand. And the Prince did NOT look happy. Blinks and wisely runs out of the room
Thirteenth Scene: Throne Room
King Zechs: Ah, Heero! There you are. What took you so long? The flowers have been brought here over an hour ago.
Prince Quatre: Not to mention we're way behind schedule! You only have thirty minutes!!
Prince Heero: Quit whining... *picks up a potted plant* This will do.
King Treize: Er... a cactus? Are you sure?
Prince Heero: Well if you have a Venus Fly Trap that would be so much better.
Princess Relena: Heero darling, I was thinking of having a large ming vase with a bouquet of roses and scattered around it are little daises!
Prince Heero: That would be a good idea... if it weren't so darn stupid.
Princess Relena: A good idea? Oh my gosh, you complimented me! I feel so good!
King Treize: Um... how about we let the kids think of a centrepiece? Then we can help put them together so that way, no one gets mad or hurt.
Queen Une: You are so smart!!
*About TEN hours later (Poor Prince Quatre's schedule has been completely forgotten!)*
King Zechs: Roses, daisies, lilies... how nice! You're a very creative girl, Relena.
Princess Relena: Thank you! Heero's my inspiration! *beams lovingly at him*
King Zechs: And what do you have, Heero?
Prince Heero: *holds up the same potted cactus with a small insect perched on top of it*
Prince Quatre: It took you ten hours to think of that? Because of these stupid flowers you all ignored the schedule I worked so hard on!
King Zechs: Oh... Um... very... unique! Yeah, that's it! It's very unique.
Prince Heero: Yeah... Relena's my inspiration *rolls eyes*
Princess Relena: How sweet!
Prince Heero: You'd think that after knowing me for so long you'd be able to distinguish whether I'm being sarcastic or not...
Prince Quatre: Heero, stop that.
Prince Heero: Why should I?
Prince Quatre: Because you're going to marry her and that's that. Face it Heero. You'll never be able to get out of it.
Prince Heero: Oh ye of little faith. I'm getting out of it.
Prince Quatre: Then why are you picking flowers for the wedding?
Prince Heero: ... Shimatta. Omae o korosu. *walks out*
Prince Quatre: Heero's going to kill me...
Fourteenth Scene: Target Practice Area (Yes. they have one. Pretty cool, ne?)
Prince Heero: *shooting and giving headshots* Hn...
*Duo enters and Prince Heero whips around and points the gun at him*
Prince Heero: Oh, it's you. *lowers gun* Baka, you would have been shot.
Duo: I doubt that my death would have been my fault. Just don't point the gun at me and I think the chances of my survival will be pretty good. *shrugs*
Prince Heero: hn... you talk to much.
Duo: Whatever. Anyway, why are you so tense, Your Highness?
Prince Heero: As if you don't know...
Duo: Ah... *gives a wry little smile* I see Princess Relena... That's understandable.
Prince Heero: Humph... *resumes shooting*
Duo: You really don't want to marry her, huh?
Prince Heero: No sh*t, Sherlock. Hey, shouldn't you be doing something?
Duo: Not really. Actually, Relena-ojousama sent me here to call you.
Prince Heero: *says very slowly* Tell her I'll meet her in the centre of the garden maze...
Duo: *pauses to think* So you're actually going to spend time with her?
Prince Heero: *snorts* What do you think?
Duo: Kay, gotcha! *starts to leave*
Prince Heero: Wait, Duo... *puts down gun for a moment*
Duo: *turns* What is it, Prince Heero?
Prince Heero: Meet me in the torture room after *Duo waggles his eyebrows and leaves*
Duo: Demo... what has gotten into me??? *runs off to tell the Princess Heero's message*
Fifteenth Scene: Fitting Room
Duo: Princess, the Prince has told me to tell you that... *Stops and pales. he quickly turns away*
Princess Relena: Tell me, slave boy. *Is wearing nothing but a frilly bra and underwear. Who in their right mind wouldn't look away?*
Duo: er... Prince Heero wants you to meet him in the centre of the Garden maze right now.
Princes Relena: Oh how romantic! Finally he's willing to accept the truth about us... *stares dreamily at the mirror*
Duo: Truth? What Truth?
Princess Relena: That he loves me and we are DESTINED to be together for the rest of our lives *eyes get all big and shimmery*
Duo: Ah... I suppose you will need my assistance? To get to the maze, mind you.
Princess Relena: If you would be so kind... Well, let's go! *stars walking*
Duo: Excuse me, Relena-ojousama but in your current state of undress...
Princess Relena: Huh? *stares down at herself* I see... Wait here *exits*
Duo: *Shakes his head* That girl will never give up...
Sixteenth Scene: Centre of the Garden Maze
Princess Relena: Oh! This is so romantic!
Duo: I'm sure.
Princess Relena: Well thank you, kind sir.
Duo: kind... sir...?
Princess Relena: hehe... You may leave. I shall wait for my beloved Heero.
Duo: *smirks* Hai. *leaves successfully* gets out of the maze* let's see if you can...
Princess Relena: Oh Heero... I'm glad that we will be married by the end of this week! I cannot live without you, I crave for your kiss, for your touch for your *owl hoots* AAAAAAHHHHHH!! *relaxes* Oh hee-kun!
*music* (Born to make you happy)
I'm standing in the centre of this maze
Waiting for the son of Zechs and Treize
Got Heero's picture in my hand *holds up photo*
Trying my best to understand
With Heero I feel like nothings wrong
Because my love for him is strong...
I know he'll meet me here tonight
To me, our love just feels so right
I don't know how to live without his love
I was born to make him happy
Cause he's the only one here in my heart
I was born to make him happy!
Always and forever, Him and me
That's the way my life should be
I don't know how to live without his love
I was born to make him happy...
*music fades* Where the hell is he, anyway?
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I would have typed more but I got too lazy. I decided to leave it here. So will Prince Heero really meet her in the maze? What will happen to her there? And why did Prince Heero ask Duo to meet him in the torture room (If I'm not mistaken that's where they got fitted several scenes ago)? What chaos will ensure in the next scenes of Gundam Wing: The Musical? If you want to find out more, review more. Thankies!!! =)