Thanks for putting up with me, you're almost done now. (And the SpongeBob
relevance I added at the last minute, I don't own that stuff, you knew that
though, didn't you. Too bad that I didn't make it up, that guy must have a
lot of money.)
Chapter VIII: Vengeance and Victory
Sylvester spent the better part of a year plotting how to best execute his plan- of world domination! But I'm getting ahead of myself. He had a more short-term plan to "unleash his wrath" as he called it. Bwahahahahahaha
He came to the Neptune Day Parade with his weapon of mass destruction concealed in is holiday costume.
Everyone was there: fish, turtles, whales, even the reef had gotten itself moved to be present at the festivities. Perfect- Sylvester could go through with his plan on a massive scale.
[Insert SpongeBob relevance] And then, a bright yellow sponge boy came walking past Sylvester dragging a poor squid by the tentacle.
"Excuse me, coming through, best friends coming through!"
Sylvester was detained only a moment by pure empathy for the squid, but he didn't let that stop him from continuing with his plan. He jumped onto a float platform and took a microphone.
"Citizens and visitors of Bikini Bottom, today is my day of retaliation. Behold, your fear, the...BUBBLEWAND!!!"
There was a large gasp from expectation, then a giggle. Soon the whole crowd was laughing uncontrollably.
"No, NO!" He screamed trying to regain the crowd. He blew a large bubble which formed around a fish in the front row. The fish panicked, for inside the bubble was air and no true fish can breathe air. Everyone watched as the fish slowly suffocated to death.
Sylvester went around for hours blowing bubbles on the frantic ocean creatures. But then, in a storm of genius, the whales and other mammals realized that if they were trapped in an air bubble, they could still breathe! The mammals turned on Sylvester and charged. Sylvester attempted one last time to catch these animals in a bubble, but their sheer size popped the bubbles. Knowing he was beat, Sylvester got into his super fast racing submarine and soon was miles ahead of the crowd. In his rearview mirror he could see a squid being dragged away from the action. The squid was struggling and yelling toward Sylvester something along the lines of "Take me with you! Please!" Sylvester had no time to stop and left the poor squid behind with the angry sea mammals. He parked the sub close to the shore in somewhat shallow water. He crept tentacle by tentacle up into the open air. The sun beat down to dry up his nonliving flesh.
(You're almost done, please continue.)
Chapter VIII: Vengeance and Victory
Sylvester spent the better part of a year plotting how to best execute his plan- of world domination! But I'm getting ahead of myself. He had a more short-term plan to "unleash his wrath" as he called it. Bwahahahahahaha
He came to the Neptune Day Parade with his weapon of mass destruction concealed in is holiday costume.
Everyone was there: fish, turtles, whales, even the reef had gotten itself moved to be present at the festivities. Perfect- Sylvester could go through with his plan on a massive scale.
[Insert SpongeBob relevance] And then, a bright yellow sponge boy came walking past Sylvester dragging a poor squid by the tentacle.
"Excuse me, coming through, best friends coming through!"
Sylvester was detained only a moment by pure empathy for the squid, but he didn't let that stop him from continuing with his plan. He jumped onto a float platform and took a microphone.
"Citizens and visitors of Bikini Bottom, today is my day of retaliation. Behold, your fear, the...BUBBLEWAND!!!"
There was a large gasp from expectation, then a giggle. Soon the whole crowd was laughing uncontrollably.
"No, NO!" He screamed trying to regain the crowd. He blew a large bubble which formed around a fish in the front row. The fish panicked, for inside the bubble was air and no true fish can breathe air. Everyone watched as the fish slowly suffocated to death.
Sylvester went around for hours blowing bubbles on the frantic ocean creatures. But then, in a storm of genius, the whales and other mammals realized that if they were trapped in an air bubble, they could still breathe! The mammals turned on Sylvester and charged. Sylvester attempted one last time to catch these animals in a bubble, but their sheer size popped the bubbles. Knowing he was beat, Sylvester got into his super fast racing submarine and soon was miles ahead of the crowd. In his rearview mirror he could see a squid being dragged away from the action. The squid was struggling and yelling toward Sylvester something along the lines of "Take me with you! Please!" Sylvester had no time to stop and left the poor squid behind with the angry sea mammals. He parked the sub close to the shore in somewhat shallow water. He crept tentacle by tentacle up into the open air. The sun beat down to dry up his nonliving flesh.
(You're almost done, please continue.)