Warning: OOC. Yaoi and Yuri. Relena-bashing.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. All I own is the fic. It's my own little demented idea which I happen to love dearly.
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Gundam Wing: The Musical

Seventeenth Scene: Torture Chamber
Duo: *looks around* Prince Heero?
Prince Heero: *comes out from behind Duo* Can it with the stuff. It's Heero. *walks past Duo and takes down a scythe*
Duo: Okay... Heero why did you ask me to meet you here?
Prince Heero: I wanted to ask for your help. I can't marry Relena.
Duo: *starts moving towards Prince Heero* Convince me that it's important enough to you. Your fathers will have my head if they find out. *Stops. He is now right behind Prince Heero* Besides, your future will be pretty bright if you do marry her.
Prince Heero: *turns around, the two are face-to-face, their noses are almost touching* A future with her, even a bright one is not what I want.
Duo: Then what do you want, Pr- I mean, Heero?
Prince Heero: *his eyes bore into Duo's* I want a chance to find out what I've been missing.
Duo: And what's that?
Hilde's Voice: DUO! GET YOUR BONY GAY ASS DOWN HERE!
Duo: er... by gay, she means happy.
Prince Heero: I figured.
Duo: *winces* I gotta go... *starts towards the door*
Prince Heero: So will you help me, Duo?
Duo: *stops, turns around and give Prince Heero a dazzling smile* Of course...
*Everything goes black and a spotlight is focused on Duo*
*music starts*(Her or Me intro)
I don't want this
Don't want to love him
What have I done
I didn't come here
To help the prince
Who's getting married
I'm in love
I cannot tell him
I need some help
Coz what'll I do? *music stops*
Damn that Hilde.
*quietly exits. Prince Heero turns around as he hears the door close*
Prince Heero: I feel weird. *feeling something funny inside* I feel as if I need... to have... to do something. Like right now... *sudden realization* Damnit! I have to pee.

Eighteenth Scene: The Kitchen
Duo: *barges in, kinda pissed* This better be good.
Hilde: Well you're in a pleasant mood today.
Duo: Oh you would be too if what you did to me is what I'd do to you.
Hilde: eh?
Duo: Oh never mind.
*Catherine enters and birds start chirping. Duo and Hilde look around, puzzled*
Catherine: Good day woodland creatures! What good news do you bring? (Peter Pan Song- Problem Child)
Hilde: Oh no... She's been watching Problem Child again... Duo, don't say any-
Duo: There's a new boy in town and he likes to fly. Soon he'll come down from the clouds up high.
Hilde: Wah! Traitor!
Catherine: But who is this magical boy?
*The door opens and Advisor Wufei walks in*
Everyone: *stares at Wufei*
Wufei: Er... Hello everybody? *Music starts* What the-
Catherine: *hisses* sing a song, baka!
Wufei:
Uh... Oh Cathy, it's good to meet you
oh babe cuz I'm... your biggest fan
And now, it's time to greet you!
My first name is Wufei!
Catherine: His first name is Wufei!
Wufei: My last names Chang!
Catherine: Wufei Chang!
Wufei: Oh Chang!
Catherine: Wufei Chang!
Wufei: OH CHAAAAAANNNG!
*music stops*
Catherine: Beautiful...
Hilde: *has her hearing* Have they stopped yet?
Duo: Stop what? Singing or acting stupid... as usual
Hilde: Eh? What did you say?
Duo: Shove it Hilde, they've pretty much stopped.
Hilde: *her hearing is restored* Ahh...
Catherine: So, Wufei-san, what can we do for you?
Wufei: Any Chinese Pears?
Hilde: *hands him two* Here you go!
Wufei: Thanks. *leaves*
Hilde: Damn, he sure can't sing!
Catherine: Well I thought it was beautiful!
Duo: Only you would, Cathy.

Nineteenth Scene: Prince Heero's bedroom
*It is about four in the morning*
Prince Heero: *sitting on his bed wearing his favorite pajamas, black and green ones with Wing Zero on them*
*Music starts* (I am human... not sure if that's the title. The one in Charmed.)
I am the son. I am the heir (To the throne. I am the older one.)
A suicidal boy who wants to murder Relena
On a summer day, about nothing in particular
But now she's gone, I can go on
With whatever I want to
I am human and- I need to be-
*Music immediately stops as Prince Quatre barges in*
Prince Heero: You always interrupt my songs, you know that?
Prince Quatre: Gomen... But... I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Prince Heero: Ah... let me guess... I'm marrying that Bee-yawtch tomorrow
Prince Quatre: No...
Prince Heero: Er... You and I really are brothers?
Prince Quatre: Hey!
Prince Heero: Kidding... what the hell were you going to tell me anyway?
Prince Quatre: Eh? Oh yeah... uhm... Relena's missing and-
Prince Heero: Missing? where did Duo put her again?
Prince Quatre: yes, missing. I know you must be extremely upset and-
Prince Heero: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!
Prince Quatre: Heero! I am disgusted with your immature behavior!
Prince Heero: What? Maybe she bailed... wait, she was going to marry me... who in their right mind would back out? Oh who cares...
Prince Quatre: Heero! Aren't you upset at all?
Prince Heero: Er... yeah? I mean, sure. I just have a weird way of showing it... I have got to find Duo...

Twentieth Scene: Hallway
Duo: *bumps into someone* wai! Gomen!
?: Huh? Anou... omae o-
Duo: Prince Heero?
Prince Heero: Nani? Oh... hey Duo.
Duo: Why is your royal highness up at this ungodly hour? And extremely enthusiastic... *shudders*
Prince Heero: Because Relena's missing!
Duo: No she's not she's in the m-
Prince Heero: *clamps hand over Duo's mouth* Don't tell me!!
Duo: *nods head*
Prince Heero: *removes hand* I guess that takes care of her.
Duo: Hai... um... Do you still need me for anything? Because if you don't Kamisama, please say he does!! I'll be on my... way.
Prince Heero: What the- What am I supposed to say? I want him to stay but there's no bloody way I'll say that... *shrugs*
Duo: I'll be on my way *starts walking away*
Prince Heero: Matte!
Duo: *turns around* Hai?
Prince Heero: Duo... how would you like a promotion to Royal Bodyguard?

END OF ACT 1

 Act 1 has ended... FINALLY! If you think the insanity has ended... you are mistaken. More chaos and madness will follow in Act 2 of Gundam Wing: The Musical!!!