A/N: actually I don't have an author's notes. But I don't own Pirates of
the Carribean! I just drool over it!
More Important Then A Conscience
Chapter two: That's What Magic Compasses Are For!
They travelled through storms, they travelled through dead calms, looking for an Inner Pirate. It was a fearsome tale, a tale wrought with dangers, a tale that would make you shiver. A tale not included in this story.
"Oh no, I broke a nail!" cried Jack.
Gibbs flexed his fingers menacingly, as if he longed to place them around Jack's throat.
"Now, now, we're almost there," said Will, patting Gibbs reassuringly. Captain Sparrow had been thrown overboard by his own crew three times in the last week, and his persistent shrieks at mealtime and constant nagging at other's hygiene habits was even starting to grind on Will's nerves.
"Land Ho!" yelled the man at the top of the mast whose title I can't remember.
"Finally!" everyone gasped.
They dropped anchor at a small beach. It was one of three tiny tropical atolls called Taukelau. As they lowered an inflatable dinghy into the water for Will and Elizabeth to row to shore, a couple of swimming pigs came up and nosed the boat.
"Right, well, keep your eyes peeled," said Will cheerfully, "that Inner Pirate has got to be around here somewhere."
"This is ridiculous," growled Elizabeth, who was rowing. She had been one of those who had thrown Jack overboard the day before.
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Back on the Black Pearl, the crew waited for them to return.
"It's quiet," said Gibbs, "too quiet."
"They've been gone for hours now," said Anamaria.
"Nice piggies," said Jack, teasing the swimming pigs with Anamaria's hat on a string.
"Look me hearties!" squawked the parrot, pointing to shore. They all rushed to the side of the boat.
"It's the dinghy," said Gibbs, "and Elizabeth. But where's Will?"
They hoisted Elizabeth on board and asked her what had happened.
"We found it, the Inner Pirate" she said, "but something went wrong. There was a booby-trap. It was like out of an Indiana Jones movie or something! I made a run for it, but Will fell overboard with the Inner Pirate."
She knew nothing else.
"Look!" yelled Jack, dropping Anamaria's hat, "ew! There's someone in the water!"
They leaned overboard and Elizabeth shrieked. Will was floating face down in the water, unmoving. They hauled him aboard and lay him on deck.
"Yuck, he's all wet!" squeaked Jack.
"Oh, shut up!" yelled Elizabeth and whacked him around the head with a handy rolling pin.
"He's still breathing," said Gibbs. Will suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.
"Darling, how do you fell?" cried Elizabeth, throwing her arms around him.
"Now hold on Missy, I feel like a bottle of rum if you must know, savvy?" said Will.
"Oh no," said Anamaria.
"Now that's odd," said Gibbs.
"He's swallowed Jack's Inner Pirate!" gasped Elizabeth.
Dun da dun..the plot thickens.. Wow, I actually wrote another chapter! Sorry for the Taukelau reference.if anyone is actually from Taukelau, don't be offended. It's a great place, really. Also, if anyone notices any mistakes in names, grammar, ect, let me know. And send me some pirate slang! I'm not good with it! Cheers. Theses chapters are kinda short, aren't they?
More Important Then A Conscience
Chapter two: That's What Magic Compasses Are For!
They travelled through storms, they travelled through dead calms, looking for an Inner Pirate. It was a fearsome tale, a tale wrought with dangers, a tale that would make you shiver. A tale not included in this story.
"Oh no, I broke a nail!" cried Jack.
Gibbs flexed his fingers menacingly, as if he longed to place them around Jack's throat.
"Now, now, we're almost there," said Will, patting Gibbs reassuringly. Captain Sparrow had been thrown overboard by his own crew three times in the last week, and his persistent shrieks at mealtime and constant nagging at other's hygiene habits was even starting to grind on Will's nerves.
"Land Ho!" yelled the man at the top of the mast whose title I can't remember.
"Finally!" everyone gasped.
They dropped anchor at a small beach. It was one of three tiny tropical atolls called Taukelau. As they lowered an inflatable dinghy into the water for Will and Elizabeth to row to shore, a couple of swimming pigs came up and nosed the boat.
"Right, well, keep your eyes peeled," said Will cheerfully, "that Inner Pirate has got to be around here somewhere."
"This is ridiculous," growled Elizabeth, who was rowing. She had been one of those who had thrown Jack overboard the day before.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back on the Black Pearl, the crew waited for them to return.
"It's quiet," said Gibbs, "too quiet."
"They've been gone for hours now," said Anamaria.
"Nice piggies," said Jack, teasing the swimming pigs with Anamaria's hat on a string.
"Look me hearties!" squawked the parrot, pointing to shore. They all rushed to the side of the boat.
"It's the dinghy," said Gibbs, "and Elizabeth. But where's Will?"
They hoisted Elizabeth on board and asked her what had happened.
"We found it, the Inner Pirate" she said, "but something went wrong. There was a booby-trap. It was like out of an Indiana Jones movie or something! I made a run for it, but Will fell overboard with the Inner Pirate."
She knew nothing else.
"Look!" yelled Jack, dropping Anamaria's hat, "ew! There's someone in the water!"
They leaned overboard and Elizabeth shrieked. Will was floating face down in the water, unmoving. They hauled him aboard and lay him on deck.
"Yuck, he's all wet!" squeaked Jack.
"Oh, shut up!" yelled Elizabeth and whacked him around the head with a handy rolling pin.
"He's still breathing," said Gibbs. Will suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.
"Darling, how do you fell?" cried Elizabeth, throwing her arms around him.
"Now hold on Missy, I feel like a bottle of rum if you must know, savvy?" said Will.
"Oh no," said Anamaria.
"Now that's odd," said Gibbs.
"He's swallowed Jack's Inner Pirate!" gasped Elizabeth.
Dun da dun..the plot thickens.. Wow, I actually wrote another chapter! Sorry for the Taukelau reference.if anyone is actually from Taukelau, don't be offended. It's a great place, really. Also, if anyone notices any mistakes in names, grammar, ect, let me know. And send me some pirate slang! I'm not good with it! Cheers. Theses chapters are kinda short, aren't they?