Hicky: Guess what! You asked me to write a song and sometimes I do it! This is Someone's-
Yams: Literally!
Hicky: Hi YAMS! Yeah, it's Someone's suggestion.
Yams: And who helped big time?
Hicky: ME!
Yams: *clenches fists and grinds teeth*
Hicky: Yams??? YAMS YAMS YAMS HELPED BIG LOTS!
Yams: That *points to previous line* is why Hicky does not own Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much" or Yu-Gi-Oh.
Hicky: So if you sue I'll sure back on false accusations! Enjoy Malik singing this!
Yams: Rated 'R' for his foul language.
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"That Don't Impress Me Much" (RATED 'R')
O-Ow!
Ah ha Yeah yeah
I've known a few guys who thought they this or that
But you think being rich is where it's at
You piss others off- and it's not just me
You're a regular original, S.O.B.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you got your own business
That don't impress me much
So you got the works but is that all that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think that you suck
Your cold ass can't keep warm you lousy dumb fuck!
That don't impress me much
I know I'm that guy who likes to inflict a lot of pain
Got a comb up my sleeve-just in case
But all that extra hold gel in your hair *shakes head*, fucking insane
'Cause the gods forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Pharaoh
That don't impress me much
So you got power but is that all that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think that you suck
But I should be the master you lousy dumb fuck!
That don't impress me much
Ah-Yeah!
You're one of those guys who likes shiny gold things
You make me skrew you before you'll let me skrew him
I can't believe you kiss your light good night
C'mon Kura tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got the bod
That does impress me much
So you don't got brains but you have got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think that you suck
But that's the way I like it whenever we fuck
That does impress me much
You think you're cool and you have got the touch
Don't get me wrong, I know you're from above
So come and keep me warm and then we can make love
You do impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're a god or something...
Whatever
You do impress me
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Hicky: Hehehehehe.
Yams: Mine where all the good lines.
Hicky: And I made them work! Damn syllables! Sometimes you just gotta hold one word for two!
Yams: So review if you liked Hicky and Yams when we join forces!