Hicky: Hiya all you peeps! Okay, I swear this song came running up to me and forced me to write it.
Song: It's true!!! I mean, I'm the most obvious song ever! It had to be done-
Hicky: And I bet someone already has... Anyway I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or The Real Slim Shady do no suing.
Trent: Since Hicky hates Téa, loves Yami/Yugi and a shit lot of other yaoi... loves Shadi, and other things... they will be voiced through this song-
Hicky: But if you've read all the other ones then you should know all that already.... except that I love Shadi.
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The Real Slim Shadi (The Real Slim Shady)
May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please,
will the real Slim Shadi please pop up,
I repeat will the real Slim Shadi please pop up.....
we're gonna have a problem here.........
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a dead person before
floating outta the floor
Like a ghost who just burst through a door
And started freaking you out worse than before
They first were sealed up
Throwing their souls into gold (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the... {Yamis}
Awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?
And Pharaoh said...
Nothing you idiots, Pharaoh's dead
He's locked in a puzzle
Feminist women love, don't think so
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shadi,
//Yami//
I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, lookin in you know what {peoples' minds}
messing up you know who
//Yugi//
Yeah, but he's so cute though
//Shadi//
Yeah, I could rattle a whole bunch of those screws up in your head loose
But no worse than what's goin on in lil' Yugi's bedroom (eheheheh)
Sometimes, I wanna take that damn scale and just let loose
But cant, but it's cool for Téa to hump a dead moose
The golden eye is missed, the golden eye is missed
And since I'm looking, I might just give my key a twist
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know that anime don't exist
But, Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they look like Yugi
They got the discovery channel, dont they?
We ain't nothing but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals {Bakura}
Who cut other people up like cantelopes
But if Téa humps dead animals and antelopes
Then there's NO reason that a man and another man can't elope!!!
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Peggy wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
Cause I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
(Verse 2)
Yugi don't got to try to look cute cause he is
Loves Yami; so fuck him and he'll fuck you
I think you have to get it on already
Half of you viewers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
//Joey//
But Shad, what if you lived, wouldn't it be weird
//Shadi//
Why? cause I wouldn't have died and then shown up
So you can sit me next to that brunette slut
Shit, that dumb blond, Mai Valentine, better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Seto Kaiba and Pegasus
And hear em argue over who gave head to who first
stupid bitch, kick her dumn ass off the show
//Mai//
Heh, Yug's cute, but I think he's into Yami, homo!
//Shadi//
He should go down on Yugi, work him right
And show the world how he can go all night (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who "live" like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
Cause I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
(Verse 3)
I'm just like water to listen to
Cause I'm only tellin you things
You talk about with your "friend" inside your soul room
The only difference is I say it all in my mind
Don't talk to ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get in your mind and think shit
And whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I don't say things more than 10% of the time I can
Then you wonder how come
people stay outta my way in Egypt
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm aging when I'm thirty {add '000'}
I'll be one of the spirits in the stupid world "living"
Can't get off their asses when their hikaris start freakin
And I'm watching the items, when one is only left, this isn't working
In every single person there's a Slim Shadi lurkin
He could be hiding in a gold ring, slicing up your precious things
Or in the arcade place, screamin I dont give a damn
With his mind half down and his senses up
So will the real Shadi please pop up
And put one of those items from each tomb up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
Cause I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up
Cause I'm Slim Shadi, yes, I'm the real Shadi
All you other spirit bodies, you ain't the real hottie
So wont the real Slim Shadi please pop up, please pop up, please pop up Cause I'm slim
(Talking)
Haha guess there's some Slim Shadi in all of us........ fuck it let's all stand up
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Hicky: See! SEE! It just had to be done.... again the chorus was the main stuff. I hate re-writing rap! I mean you just talk/yell out the words to some weird as rhythm and it's tricky to work with.
Trent: But, all rap fans don't be getting mad... Hicky likes rap just fine... she just don't like re-writing it.
Hicky: But the song would have killed me if I didn't! I mean... it's scary how much it resembles a Kuriboh.
Song: OOOOOOH! Chicka chicka chicka, Slim Shadi.
Hicky: Good song... *pats Song on head*