Hicky: I'd like to thank Yams for coming up with some of the best lines in here, for example, the one at the very end.
Trent: Hicky doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Hicky: WARNING! This song is a totally DMG bashing one! And Joey a bit too... Now, if you like DMG I suggest not reading this, or just don't flame me... Readers of Life of the Cards.... this is actually a pretty good preview to her personality.... ENJOY!
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Miss I'm-A-Slut (Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Darry Got Boobs (Baby Got Back)
//Dark and Celtic//
Oh my god, Celtic, look at her boobs
They are so big
She looks like one of those straight guys girlfriends
Who understands those straight guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her boobs
They're just so big
I can't believe they're so round
they're just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so... ack!
//Darry aka DMG//
I got big boobs and I can not lie
All those bishies can't deny
That when I walk in with my itty bitty waist
And my round things in their face
They just run
Wanna get away
Cuz you notice that they're all gay
Look what those boys are wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, Darky I wanna get wit'cha
And be your chica
I got no friends to warn me
That with my boobs, can't make
The guys horny
Ooh, I got blush dots
I say I wanna get with the boys
Just use me, use me cuz I ain't worth nothing you see
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
I'm hot, hot, though some peeps think I should be shot
I'm tired of magazines
saying girls just aren't the thing
Take the average gay man and ask him that
They'll say I just suck
So, Fellas (no!), fellas (no!)
Want a girlfriend with big boobs? (hell no!)
I'll shake em (stop it!), shake em (stop it!), shake these fake-ass boobs
Darry got boobs!
(SR face with balloon boobies)
Darry got boobs!
(SR face with balloon boobies)
(SR face with balloon boobies)
They're just so round and fake
And when I'm drooling a lake
I just can't help myself
I'm lovin the gay bishies
I'm dressed in pastels
I wanna get you home
And oh, double-up, oh oh
I should be in a Playboy
With silicone parts like big round toys
I think they're real thick and juicy
I'll find that mage-y double
Darky-poo's in trouble
Trying to get away from my bubbles
So I'm dancing like I don't know
Just like that bimbo, Tea that hoe
Yug can have that bimbo
I'll keep my eyes on homos
Question for you hot-ass bishies
You wanna get with me?
Or just cus and hit me?
But you gotta go straight when I say I wanna cuddle
Til the break of dawn
Darry's got it goin on
A lot of peeps won't like this song
Cuz I'm the one to hit it, won't quit it
Cause I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm dumb and I'm blond
And they're fake and filled with silicon
So fellas (no!), fellas (no!)
There is something I wanna tell ya (NO!)
I'll turn around
Stick em out
The gay boys are gonna shout
Darry get lost!
Darry got boobs!
Yeah Darky
When it comes to females
Others ain't got nothing compared to my selection
First they were Bs, now they're double Ds.
And I'm just 5'3"
So your boyfriend looks like Wheeler
That little puppy squealer
But Wheeler has got an idol and he want's to be like her
Your anaconda don't want none unless he's a dude, hon
You just do, you know, and blowjobs, and like it up the butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt's good to go
Then they toss you and leave you
And I pull up quick to retrieve you
Well, Cosmo says I'm a nut
But I am just a slut!
Cuz my waist is small and my curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole mage with his magazines
I am the Miss Thang
Give me a gay guy, I can't resist em
I'm glomp and hug and kiss em
I'm just to easy to dis
My name's on your hate list
He was smart so he chose to smack me
And then pulled me up just to hit me
So fellas, since my boobs are round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-I'm-A-Slut and think them nasty thoughts
Darry Got Boobs!
Darry Got Boobs!
Nothing in the noggin but I've got a nice rack
Nothing in the noggin but I've got a nice rack
Nothing in the noggin but I've got a nice rack
Nothing in the noggin but I've got a nice rack
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Hicky: Pretty creepy huh?
Trent: I hate Darry!
Hicky: Yeah, me too... thus this song... review if you LIKED it...