Hicky: *waves* Hey there! I didn't write this one.

Yams: That's right, I did. So, I don't own Ignorance is Bliss. That song is owned by Jellyfish.

Hicky: She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh either.

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Ignorance Is Bliss
Seto Kiaba (Jellyfish)

Wake up!
Magician Girl, it is I,

your one and only king: Seto Kaiba.
I'm a duellist as you see
A bit picky and protective
But on the whole I'd say, a party pooper.

~Chorus~

Black Magician Girl, I know you're frightened
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

Seto: So let's just say:

Ignorance is bliss.

Oh, while I hate to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me duellists, you know those losers
Oh what's their names?
Oh yes Yami and Yugi, just the sound of them makes me queasy,
I'd love to take that puzzle, I'd play my own game...

~Chorus~

Black Magician Girl, you're so misguided
I've never been fond of spell-caster cards but this one will make Yu-Gi-Oh wait
Seto: You'll be the bait.
Ignorance is bliss.

With my deck I'll shower

that lazy Raptor with my power

Until his duelling deck is nothing but fossil fuel

The only problem is my brain

You see I'm just a bit insane

So you do what I want and you go bring me some of those duelling fools

~Chorus~

Black Magician Girl, you're not so clever, all your words are alphabet soup,
A picture tells it better.
Seto: I'll say it again:

Ignorance is bliss.

Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words.

You call yourself a mage, but you're a bimbo with big breasts.
I can't believe you waste time with your looks!
You remind me of my kid brother
He wore heels and got a blister
A big one, I mean BIG, on his foot - what a dork!

I'd like to get my hands...

Just one time with that puzzle...

I'll give them a punishment game!

~Chorus~

Black Magician Girl, I know you're frightened (so misguided)
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

Black Magician Girl, you're not so clever (say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.

For the last time:

On second thought I think I've made my point.

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Hicky: My little Yamses is so good!

Sassy: I think it runs in the family, look *hands Hicky the song he re-wrote, but it's a person re-write so none of you will ever see*

Hicky: *starts laughing insanely* That's great! Anyway! Review Yams's song!