Hicky: Guess who's back? Back again?

Sassy: Yams is back! Back again!

Yams: *waves for a second*

Hicky: This is the same song as the last, but re-written for Yami to sing, so you just know it's going to be naughty.

Sassy: I always knew Yami was a little whore.

Yams: Anyway... I don't own Ignorance is Bliss, again... Jellyfish owns it I tell you, JELLYFISH!

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Ignorance is Bliss

Yami Yugi (Jellyfish)

Hello!
Mr. CEO, it is I, the one and only king: Yami Yugi.
You're a jerk, I can see
A little pricky and pretentious
And on the whole I'd say, a party pooper.

Seto Kaiba, I know you're cranky
If you knew just why I'm here, you'd get some hanky panky.

So let's just say: Ignorance is bliss.

Oh, while I'd love to be a hummer
I've brought you here to be the cummer, you know you like it
You scream my name?
Oh yes, you're sexy and not easy, just the thought of you makes me sleazy
I'd love to take your monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...

Seto Kaiba, you're so divided
I've never been fond of the high priest but then again this is not the past
I'll make it last.
Ignorance is bliss.

With my shadow skills I'll shower
You're ratfink brother with my power
Until you storm over and challenge me to a duel.
My only problem with this plan
Is that you're a such business man
So when I win you'll take your brother and say I'm nothing but a fool.

Seto Kaiba, you're very clever, yet your words are cruelly put,
Emotions tell me better.
I'll say it again: Ignorance is bliss.

Haven't you heard? A smile's worth a thousand words.

You call yourself a champ, but you're a liar and a crook.
I can't believe you think that you're the best!
You remind me of my libido
You duelled so much, and got an ego
A big one, I mean BIG, then you lost - what a sight!

I'd like to get my hands...

Just one time with that body...

I'll fix your silence.

Seto Kaiba, I know you're cranky (so divided)
If you knew just why I'm here, you'd get some hanky panky.

Seto Kaiba, you're very clever (smile, it's better)
yet your words are cruelly put, emotions tell me better.

For the last time:

On second thought I think I've made my point.

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Hicky: She's even more talented than I thought!

Sassy: Twenty-one chapters? This fic is officially an adult in every country of the world!

Yams: *looks oddly at Sassy*

Sassy: *shrugs*