Disclaimer: I'm a rich bitch who owns Inuyasha..ooooooo look a flying pig!

Summary: The Inuyasha gang is lost in a big, spooky house with ghosts and have to stay there for a whole weekend. Lets see if they can all make it out alive.

Chapter 2

~~**Secret space behind kitchen**~~ Inuyasha: Where in the hell are we wench!!

Kagome: How am I supposed to know? And don't call me wench before I you- know-

what you!!

Shippou: Kagome its dark in here. I'm scared.

Kagome: I have an idea! Inuyasha open your eyes really wide.

Inuyasha: *opens eyes in fear of being sat and a bright light shines though*

Shippou: Thanks Inuyasha. That's much better now.

Kagome: Does anyone know where we are?

Inuyasha: I don't know? Let everything get all fuzzy while I have a flashback---

###Other side of kitchen from Sango and Miroku###

Kagome: Inuyasha do you smell anything to eat around here?

Inuyasha: Do I look like a pet that sniffs out food for you or something??

Shippou: The ears would explain a lot.

Inuyasha: Do you have something to say runt?

Shippou: No, of course not 'that was close'

Kagome: Would you stop picking fights with Shippou so we can continue looking for

food?

Inuyasha: Whatever. I don't know why we just couldn't leave him in the village

A voice is heard throughout the kitchen along with a purple and green mist

Mysterious Voice: I am the beautiful, wonderful, loveable, cuddly, ( 5 minutes later )

adorable, cute---

Inuyasha: GET ON WITH IT!!!

M.V: DON'T YOU DARE CUT ME OFF AGAIN BEFORE I AM FORCED TO USE

MY POWERS OF AUTHORDOME ON YOU!!!--------- inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale,

inhale, exhale...now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted *glares at

Inuyasha* now where was I?? Beautiful, yea did that one, wonderful, that one too.

Miroku: *mutters to Sango* Is she for real??

M.V: O yeah!! I know where I am now. cute.. ASHLEY!!!!

~ For some odd reason everyone does a face fault~

M.V/Ashley: Why am I here again??

Shippou: Because of me I think

Ashley: Right!! Inuyasha!!

Inuyasha: What do you want from my life author lady?

Ashley: To do this.....SIT!

Inuyasha: * Face goes plummeting into the ground *

Ashley: Did the ground taste as good as I hoped it did?

Inuyasha: What the hell did you do that for bitch!!!

Ashley: You brought that on yourself for questioning my powers as an author. Shippou

could have been left in the village but I brought him here to annoy you. That is practically

his only purpose.

Shippou: I am feeling very hurt right now.

Ashley: Don't worry Shippou. You hopefully won't get a concussion from Inuyasha

pounding your head into the ground. And Miroku, if you come any closer to me I will

create a necklace just like Inuyasha specially suited for you that all women can use by

saying hentai.

Miroku: *backs away into a corner in fear of dirt*

Ashley: Now I'm going to leave you all to your wonderful haunted house while I go

watch from my wonderful cottage with digital TV and the Anime Network. Have fun!!

O and before I leave I have randomly chosen to put Kagome, Shippou and Inuyasha into

a dark hole. Although Inuyasha is free to come out whenever he feels by giving me a

kiss. *Winks at Inuyasha and throws down a smoke bomb, but chokes on the smoke*

Maybe I'll just take the stairs.

###End of flashback###

Inuyasha: O yeah. That's how it happened. I'll remember to thank her when we get out of

here!!

Now wasn't that a wonderful second chapter??? Now that you have read it you are obligated to review!!!

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