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A/N: This should be nice. The next is better.
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Along with the others, Harry, Hermione, and Ron just look at Snape. What had they said? What had they done? What were they thinking? That was what was going through their heads in that dungeon. By then Snape's face was boiling over with anger and embarrassment. He couldn't believe that he had just been humiliated by his students. He also put in a mental note to jail whoever had made up that wretched song anyway and sue that person for all of the suffering parents out there in the world. Snape had finally got back on his feet and regained his voice. He looked at all of them with his bloodshot eyes.
"DETENSION!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "ALL OF YOU!"
Then he pointed to the door and closed his eyes. "Leave, NOW!"
Everybody left looking gloomy until they got out of the dungeons. All the Gryfindors started shouting and screaming for joy and triumph. They were all so happy with themselves for showing Snape who's boss. Then Angelina came cutting through the crowd towards Harry looking a mess. She came up to him and started shaking him.
"Harry! Harry!"
Harry looked at her like she was crazy. "Um, yes Angelina?"
"Harry! You've got to get your ass changed into your Quidditch uniform!"
Harry was now really looking at her like she had lost her mind. "Um Angelina, we have only been here for two days. We don't start Quidditch for another, lets see, four weeks."
Angelina grabbed his hand, pulled him out of the crowd of cheering Gryffindors, dragged him out of the doors leading to the Hogwarts grounds and toward the Quidditch Locker rooms. "I know that, Harry. It's a surprise game!"
"Oh yea. Who are we playing against?"
"Hufflepuff." She tightened her grip and started running now. Harry felt his hand starting to go numb (ooc: can you actually feel your hand going numb?).
"Who is our new captain?"
"Me." She opened the door to the locker rooms. Everybody turned to look at them as they walked through the door. Harry broke free from her grip and felt that stupid needle poking sensation in his now free hand. He rushed to a bench and started putting on his uniform. Fred waved to Angelina.
"All hail our new captain."
Angelina smiled.
"What's up captain?" George asked.
"Well, this is a surprise game so I really didn't plan this. Just play your best. Hufflepuff should be easy."
Fred ad George cheered.
When Harry got done Angelina gave the signal for everyone to stand up and start heading towards the field. Harry got in line and hoped that the Hufflepuffs didn't have anything up their sleeves. When they all got out there he was lucky to find out that they didn't. Actually all of the Hufflepuffs on the Quidditch team kind of looked like Dudley before he tried "Dope". They were all pretty hefty. The whistle blew and fly were off. The Hufflepuffs were so heavy that it looked like the brooms underneath them were cracking.
Angelina got an idea. She looked up at Lee Jordan. She caught his eye then she signaled something. Suddenly music came bursting out of the loud speakers. Lee cast a spell so that no teacher could came within his boundaries to stop him from playing the music or they would get shocked. Already McGonalgall was getting shocked.
Angelina swerved in front of some Hufflepuffs to stop them from scoring. They wobbled on their broom and broke it, falling down to the ground. Angelina watched and smiled. She circled around the Quidditch field to get the crowds attention, then:
[Chorus 2x: Angelina]
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
[Angelina]
OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the FUCK back, guard ya nets
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been flyin' and bustin' two
And I've been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead
And if your friends fly in, "Ohhh boyyy", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
Since not into lution', we fly over runways causing heat
So bye-bye to all you groupies and drug dealers
Is there a bumper on your broom? NO WIZZA!
I'm doin' a hundred on the runway
So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
I'm P.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the FUCK over
[All the Gryffindor Quidditch Players sing the chorus while doing backflips and shooting the Quaffle like it's a basket ball]
Move bitch get out the way get out the way
Move bitch get out the way get out the way
[Harry, while seeing and now chasing after the Snitch] Here I come, there I go
UH OH! Don't jump witch, move
You see broom dust? You hear that fuckin' crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the girlies down
I work the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a Quidditch symbol
Hold up wait up, shorty
The players want me for good luck- true true
"Oh wazzzupp, get my broom waxed, what are yoouu doin'?"
Sidelinin' my fuckin' bussiness
Tryin' to get the Snitch, the games ending soon
Give me that Firebolt and take that rental back
Who bought these books and robes, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a fuck
But i'ma tell you like this witch
You better not fly in front of my *beep beep *
[All of the Gryffindors chant the chorus while holding Harry and the rest of the Quidditch team above their heads for winning while they go back to the common room to celebrate]
[In the common room, people drink pumpkin juice out of champagne bottles and pop open corks.]
[Harry]
Too bad I'm on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I'll be right back
We buyin' house elves out, showin' scars out
[points to Ron who has on a due rag with a band aid under his right eye] We heard there's girls out, so we brought the brooms out
Grab the peels cuz we robbin' tonight
Beat the shit outta Slytherins, we startin a fight
I got a fifth of the remy, fuck the Pumpkin Juice and 'soda
[Fred starts singing] I'm sellin' shit up in the common room like I work in the bitch
Fuck the dress codes, it's punk clothes, we all punk wizzas
We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up wizzas
[George while takeing shots] I'm from the G.S.C., tryin' to disrespect S.S.C.
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the P.F.P.
Fuck this rap shit, we drink, two in my body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move witch, get out the way yo
All you faggot motherfuckers make way for Griffindos'
So...
[Everybody in the common room sings the chorus]
After that last chorus everybody calms down. Everybody puts away something to clean up the common room before the house elves get mad. At around midnight everything is cleaned up and the party tired Gryffindors head up to their bedrooms to go to sleep. George fells asleep on the couch from a terrible hang over. Meanwhile, two people stayed behind. Who are they? Why did they stay behind? What are they doing? You will find out in another adventure for, A Horrid Day. Until next time friends, your hosts for this evening, Sabookie and Lee Jordan!
Shout outs go to::::
Remember: REVIEW I WRITE! REVIEW I WRITE!
P.S. Just wait till you find out who it is. What am a saying? I don't even know?! HELP ME!
"You know you waaaaaaaaaant toooooooooooooo, pull the trigger"-
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Along with the others, Harry, Hermione, and Ron just look at Snape. What had they said? What had they done? What were they thinking? That was what was going through their heads in that dungeon. By then Snape's face was boiling over with anger and embarrassment. He couldn't believe that he had just been humiliated by his students. He also put in a mental note to jail whoever had made up that wretched song anyway and sue that person for all of the suffering parents out there in the world. Snape had finally got back on his feet and regained his voice. He looked at all of them with his bloodshot eyes.
"DETENSION!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "ALL OF YOU!"
Then he pointed to the door and closed his eyes. "Leave, NOW!"
Everybody left looking gloomy until they got out of the dungeons. All the Gryfindors started shouting and screaming for joy and triumph. They were all so happy with themselves for showing Snape who's boss. Then Angelina came cutting through the crowd towards Harry looking a mess. She came up to him and started shaking him.
"Harry! Harry!"
Harry looked at her like she was crazy. "Um, yes Angelina?"
"Harry! You've got to get your ass changed into your Quidditch uniform!"
Harry was now really looking at her like she had lost her mind. "Um Angelina, we have only been here for two days. We don't start Quidditch for another, lets see, four weeks."
Angelina grabbed his hand, pulled him out of the crowd of cheering Gryffindors, dragged him out of the doors leading to the Hogwarts grounds and toward the Quidditch Locker rooms. "I know that, Harry. It's a surprise game!"
"Oh yea. Who are we playing against?"
"Hufflepuff." She tightened her grip and started running now. Harry felt his hand starting to go numb (ooc: can you actually feel your hand going numb?).
"Who is our new captain?"
"Me." She opened the door to the locker rooms. Everybody turned to look at them as they walked through the door. Harry broke free from her grip and felt that stupid needle poking sensation in his now free hand. He rushed to a bench and started putting on his uniform. Fred waved to Angelina.
"All hail our new captain."
Angelina smiled.
"What's up captain?" George asked.
"Well, this is a surprise game so I really didn't plan this. Just play your best. Hufflepuff should be easy."
Fred ad George cheered.
When Harry got done Angelina gave the signal for everyone to stand up and start heading towards the field. Harry got in line and hoped that the Hufflepuffs didn't have anything up their sleeves. When they all got out there he was lucky to find out that they didn't. Actually all of the Hufflepuffs on the Quidditch team kind of looked like Dudley before he tried "Dope". They were all pretty hefty. The whistle blew and fly were off. The Hufflepuffs were so heavy that it looked like the brooms underneath them were cracking.
Angelina got an idea. She looked up at Lee Jordan. She caught his eye then she signaled something. Suddenly music came bursting out of the loud speakers. Lee cast a spell so that no teacher could came within his boundaries to stop him from playing the music or they would get shocked. Already McGonalgall was getting shocked.
Angelina swerved in front of some Hufflepuffs to stop them from scoring. They wobbled on their broom and broke it, falling down to the ground. Angelina watched and smiled. She circled around the Quidditch field to get the crowds attention, then:
[Chorus 2x: Angelina]
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
[Angelina]
OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the FUCK back, guard ya nets
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been flyin' and bustin' two
And I've been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead
And if your friends fly in, "Ohhh boyyy", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
Since not into lution', we fly over runways causing heat
So bye-bye to all you groupies and drug dealers
Is there a bumper on your broom? NO WIZZA!
I'm doin' a hundred on the runway
So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
I'm P.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the FUCK over
[All the Gryffindor Quidditch Players sing the chorus while doing backflips and shooting the Quaffle like it's a basket ball]
Move bitch get out the way get out the way
Move bitch get out the way get out the way
[Harry, while seeing and now chasing after the Snitch] Here I come, there I go
UH OH! Don't jump witch, move
You see broom dust? You hear that fuckin' crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the girlies down
I work the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a Quidditch symbol
Hold up wait up, shorty
The players want me for good luck- true true
"Oh wazzzupp, get my broom waxed, what are yoouu doin'?"
Sidelinin' my fuckin' bussiness
Tryin' to get the Snitch, the games ending soon
Give me that Firebolt and take that rental back
Who bought these books and robes, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a fuck
But i'ma tell you like this witch
You better not fly in front of my *beep beep *
[All of the Gryffindors chant the chorus while holding Harry and the rest of the Quidditch team above their heads for winning while they go back to the common room to celebrate]
[In the common room, people drink pumpkin juice out of champagne bottles and pop open corks.]
[Harry]
Too bad I'm on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I'll be right back
We buyin' house elves out, showin' scars out
[points to Ron who has on a due rag with a band aid under his right eye] We heard there's girls out, so we brought the brooms out
Grab the peels cuz we robbin' tonight
Beat the shit outta Slytherins, we startin a fight
I got a fifth of the remy, fuck the Pumpkin Juice and 'soda
[Fred starts singing] I'm sellin' shit up in the common room like I work in the bitch
Fuck the dress codes, it's punk clothes, we all punk wizzas
We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up wizzas
[George while takeing shots] I'm from the G.S.C., tryin' to disrespect S.S.C.
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the P.F.P.
Fuck this rap shit, we drink, two in my body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move witch, get out the way yo
All you faggot motherfuckers make way for Griffindos'
So...
[Everybody in the common room sings the chorus]
After that last chorus everybody calms down. Everybody puts away something to clean up the common room before the house elves get mad. At around midnight everything is cleaned up and the party tired Gryffindors head up to their bedrooms to go to sleep. George fells asleep on the couch from a terrible hang over. Meanwhile, two people stayed behind. Who are they? Why did they stay behind? What are they doing? You will find out in another adventure for, A Horrid Day. Until next time friends, your hosts for this evening, Sabookie and Lee Jordan!
Shout outs go to::::
Remember: REVIEW I WRITE! REVIEW I WRITE!
P.S. Just wait till you find out who it is. What am a saying? I don't even know?! HELP ME!
"You know you waaaaaaaaaant toooooooooooooo, pull the trigger"-