"Talk"

'Thought'

"-And that is all to report, my Lord."

At some very fancy and extremely well crafted large office room, with everything seemed to made with expensive yet unknown material, there were two very unique individuals at the center of said room they were in, one of the two, the one that spoke was a very beautiful woman, with pale skin, black hair and lovely white dress, she was to amazing looking to be human, to which she wasn't, she was a succubus, evidence from her horns and black wings, this was Albedo, and she had just finished giving out her report to her lord

"Excellent work Albedo, your research and efforts pleases me."

The so called 'Lord' that the succubus refers to was a royal looking living skeleton that could be mistaken with a Elder Lich, but was in fact a Overlord, a very high tier of undead, this was Ainz Ooal Gown, and he was in the middle of working behind his desk and looking through the paperwork that was given by the demon girl, to which he praises, to which she takes with extreme pleasure

"I am unworthy of such praise~"

Albedo suddenly gets close to her Lord, her eager and excited face nearly his skull, if he had a face he would be wearing a surprise and slightly worried expression

"Take me here right now, Do Whatever You Like With My Body, BLESS ME WITH YOUR FUTURE HEIR OF YOURS!~"

The Overlord was to startled by Albedo advances and couldn't help but be left speechless, though before she could continue to be more forward on what she 'Wants', she accidentally place her hand on the red spherical item that was under the ribcage of her Lord, which suddenly glows and shocks said hand, which made her yelp and pull away her hand in slight pain, this gave the Undead King a chance to let his 'Emotions Suppressor' take effect and calmed him down

"Please forgive me, seems like my item reacts to your advances as a threat."

Ainz clears his throat and tries his best to forget what just happened and hoped to move on from that

"I understand, apologies for being excited…"

Albedo pouts as the moment was suddenly ruin and the chance to 'Sleep' with her Lord was now gone, though before more could be said or done, the door of this large room suddenly opened and in came another lovely lady, who wore purple dress, had silver white hair, and had even paler skin, almost making it completely white, and just like the winged beauty, she was also a monster, a vampire to be more specific, evidence by her red eyes and fangs, this was Shalltear Bloodfallen, and she walks towards the Skeleton Lord and Succubus

"Ah, Shalltear, is there something that you needed?"

Ainz was somewhat thankful to have the vampire come in suddenly, as he now had a way to change subject and ignore the now awkward situation

"Something that I need? Well, I suppose there is a little something that I do desire from you."

Shalltear then quickly made her way to her Lord side and also started to get close to him

"I would like for you to use me as a breeding toy and fill me up with your holy liquid of the Supreme Being~..."

Shalltear spoke with a light blush and wore a almost predator like face, much to the Overlord desmay

'Come On!'

Ainz couldn't help but whine internally and complain from having someone also wanted to sleep with him, and just like last time, the vampire accidentally caress the red ball and also got shock from it

"Ow!"

Shalltear yelps and backs away in surprise, holding her burning hand in slight pain

"Hmph, serves you right for overstepping your boundaries."

Albedo huffs and glares at the vampire, who glares back with equal hatred

"Don't act like you don't do the same, you Gorilla."

Shalltear snaps back with venom in her voice

"At least when I do it, I actually earn it!"

"The Only Thing You Are Rewarded Is Getting Old And Saggy!"

"At Least My Body Can Ripen And Change, Unlike Your Flat Ass!"

"YOU FAT SPOILED HARLOT!"

"YOU FILTHY ROTTEN CHILD!"

While the Shalltear and Albedo continue to yell at one another, Ainz Ooal Gown couldn't help but sigh in defeat as he held his head in slight depression

'Why did you have to make them this way, Peroroncino, Tabula…'

Though unknown to the three, deep inside the inner walls of flesh and blood of the two monstrous females, something was starting to form and take shape, it was slow and would no doubt take a very long time for anything to be made, but something was happening, and it will no doubt change the future forever for everyone involved

Ok, very bullshit reason I know, but fuck it, it's magic, that all the reason I need lol, also I was told most don't like human or human like Ainz, and I honestly didn't feel like doing any of that, also, to those that don't understand my plans, well to be frank, I just want some slice of life fluff, and mama and papa cute things, nothing to specific, I'm up to some suggestions if you have any, also this takes place around when Ainz was preparing to leave for Adventuring and such, S.1 Ep.5 I believe~

(I really hate OC, of course it would be hypocritical to say I don't use them, but most of the time having an OC really bothers me, SO, instead, I'm going to do a slight crossover, nothing to major, but I'm not making any OC characters babies for Albedo and Shalltear)

/BABY IDEAS\

MEDAKA BOX: Albedo will birth Medaka, Shalltear will birth Kumagawa

DMC X BAY: Albedo will birth Dante, Shalltear will birth Cereza.

RWBY: Albedo will birth Blake, Shalltear will birth Tyrian.

Chainsaw Man: Albedo will birth Makima, Shalltear will birth Power.

Kill La Kill: Albedo will birth Satsuki, Shalltear will birth Ryuko.

(BTW, besides some personalities and some abilities, these character will not be 100% the same as to where they come from, they will act the way they are raised, I might use the name and basic character traits, they are not the same, keep that in mind)