The Secret Adventures of the Fellowship 2
Hey! Seeing as how I got mostly positive reviews on the last one with POTC and LOTR, I decided to go ahead with my original plan, which was to write more adventures with LOTR meeting other movie characters. I hope they're just as satisfying as the first one, and make you laugh. Also, for those of you who think I'm trying to be Cassandra Claire, you're dead wrong. No one can top her. She's a brilliant writer with excellent ideas! I'm just using some of her writings and ideas as a reference. With that said, I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think!
Summary: The Fellowship sets off once more towards Mount Doom, with new Companions. This time, they've recruited Hon Solo, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, See-Threepio, and Artoo-Detoo. The Fellowship struggles all the way, the hobbits playing practical jokes on the druids, Leia falling for Legolas, Gimli falling for Chewbacca, and Luke and Frodo get off on the wrong terms. Not to mention, Han gives Sam a blaster, and Aragorn fears Han is corrupted by the Ring. And is that Gandalf and Obi-Wan battling off in the distance? Will the fellowship get past all the obstacles on their journey to Mount Doom, or will their own personal problems drive them insane…?
Day 1
Aragorn
In Bree, when an incredibly large ship lands outside the gate. Most tacky, as it sticks out. Presumed it was new Fellowship members. Legolas, Gimli, and I still the only ones here. Don't know where hobbits are. Said they'd be back in an hour. They needed to "freshen up."
Nearly collapsed at the sight of the new members as they approached us. The two men looked half way decent, and the woman was pretty. Large buns quite a turn off, if you know what I mean. One of the members looked like a large walking rug. Or three dwarfs, that haven't heard of the word 'shave', piled on top of each other. It made noises like the ones a drunken hobbit makes when you tickle it…not that I'd know. The other two most unusual. The one looks like a walking gold human, and he talks like a human with a piece of Lembas stuck in his throat. The smaller one looks almost round and communicates with a series of beeps. What have I gotten myself into?
The two men, one named Han Solo, the other, Luke Skywalker, seem nice enough. When introduced, Luke said something about being a Jedi…what is a Jedi? Am a little wary about him. Have a feeling it might be a different way of saying he's gay. Yuk. Already have Frodo, do not want Luke. Said he could move things with his hands. Am now very afraid! Legolas seemed interested enough.
Han seems like the type of guy I'd like. A little loud, but hey! So is Gimli! And Gimli is kind of like Frodo…the height, I mean. Oops. Started bragging about the ship, apparently called The Millennium Falcon. Had to laugh. Stupid mortal couldn't name his ship better then the "Millennium Falcon"? When I laughed he pulled out what he calls a blaster. I only smiled and pulled out my sword. Apparently there's going to be a challenge for leadership. When I held the sword up to his throat, he only laughed, and fired the blaster at the house behind. I looked at the hole and put away my sword. He can be leader, for all I care…(pout)
Leia, the woman, was apparently a princess. She seems strangely attracted to Legolas. Weird. He can't even flex properly. She seemed to like the pointy ears…I wonder what she'd do if I told her he files them? Gimli went right over to Chewbacca and started conversing. Obviously the dwarf theory was right. Hobbits finally showed up, all wet. Said Ringwraiths were chasing them. Yeah right. Went right over to Fordo to see if he was all right, but Han intercepted. Think he might want Frodo too. Leadership is one thing. Frodo is another. He's MINE! My precious…