Day 2
Legolas
Woke up this morning and Leia offered to braid my hair. Princess most kind, she even offered to wash my clothes. Told her elves never sweat, so it wasn't necessary. She's now pouting. Starting to wonder about her big buns…perhaps I will show her secret elf styling tricks.
Started on our way to Mount Doom. Good thing. Think ring is affecting Aragorn. He won't let Han anywhere near Frodo. Keeps stroking him whispering, "My precious." Sam threw an apple at him today, and took "Poor Mr. Frodo" away. Think Frodo doesn't like Luke. This morning he challenged him to a sword fight. Luke showed him his light saber. Frodo dislikes him even more. Sam told Luke that Frodo's Sting was also a light saber in disguise. Luke only laughed and patted their heads saying, "Cute little hobbits." Sam bit his hand.
Tried to find Gimli. Wanted to talk to him about how pesky Leia is. Couldn't find him, though. Aragorn said he was with Chewbacca…must be hidden amongst all that fur. I gave up looking when I realized Chewy had a bow caster. Although, did offer him manicure later tonight. I think he agreed…Leia asked if she could string my bow. I ran away, and hid amongst the hobbits.
Merry and Pippin dared See-Threepio to eat an apple. Artoo now removing shards of burnt apple from the droids' inside. Merry and Pippin can't stop laughing. They also bribed Artoo into bringing them whatever they requested. I use Artoo for better reasons…he makes a great mirror. Also, I find it quite amusing watching Merry and Pippin quiz Threepio on all the middle earth languages.
Later:
Luke found out the hard way that you couldn't beat a group of Orcs by merely cutting off one of their arms. Luke is now missing a hand; his other hand actually. Said his father cut off the other. Isn't that child abuse? Aragorn tried to ease the pain with some plant he found. Stupid Aragorn always trying to show up Han. Only made matters worse. Arwen came. Offered to take Luke back to Rivendell where he could heal. She rode off with Frodo instead. Stupid Elf gives me a bad name. Han offered to shoot the horse as she rode off. Aragorn was too afraid he'd miss and hit Frodo. Now have to venture to Rivendell to get Frodo back.