Day 3

Gimli

            Am in Rivendell.  Found Frodo in Lord Elronds' room.  I thought Arwen took him?  Luke almost lost entire arm when he started to call his light saber "Bee".  Frodo hates him.  Luke now under the care of Elrond.  Said he was going to teach Elrond the ways of the force… okay.  Caught them sneaking around in Arwen's closet.  Luke now has new black cape.  Frodo smells like strawberries.  Sam swears he has nothing to do with it.  Yeah right.  I found the bottle of strawberries scented bubble bath in his room.  Now I smell nice and clean.  Advised Chewy to bathe while he had the chance.  Said he thought his manly, smelly, stubble was quite a turn on.  Said he needed to bathe.  Funny wookie.

            Leia's hair now matches Legolas'.  Not fair.  Merry told me she even got to string his bow.  Next thing you know, she'll be speaking Elvish and wearing all green.  Never mind.  The next thing is speaking elvish.  She fits in quite well, except she carries a blaster around.  Said she's going to take over Rivendell…good.  Leave Legolas alone.  Merry and Pippin had Artoo sneak into Legolas' room and start reciting the black speech of Mordor.  Legolas is now running around yelling, "I choose life!"

            Aragorn starting to see Arwen again.  Although found out when she asked him to meet her alone, on a bridge, he brought Frodo with.  Said he didn't want Han to get him.  Arwen threw Evenstar necklace at him.  Aragorn sent her into a frenzy when he told her that he saw one just like it at the Gap of Rohan.  She said that she'd give up her immortality to him.  Frodo asked at most inappropriate time what immortality was, and said that Aragorn had made that same pledge to him.  Aragorn now has black eye, and Sam can't find Frodo.

            Merry and Pippin just shoved Threepio off waterfall to see if he'd hold together…good thing he floats.  Poor Chewy has his work cut out for him now.  Han tried petting Chewy when I pointed out he didn't like it.

            "What do you mean, he doesn't like it?  Of course he likes it."

            Han went off with a bleeding hand, mumbling, "I want a hobbit.  Not a wookie."

Later:

            Had to hide Chewy from the paparazzi of dwarfs at council meeting.  Most dull meeting ever.  Tried to destroy ring right then and there, so I could leave Fellowship and run a way with Chewbacca, but everyone got mad.  At least I missed.  Leia tried to take ring and then shoot Elrond, raging about being Queen.  Aragorn said first he had to become King.  Legolas now holding Leia back away from the ring.  Not having much difficulty.  About ready to try and break her with my axe…

            Aragorn held Frodo's hand the entire time, while Han mouthed words to Frodo.  When Elrond made a crack about stupid old puppets, Luke pulled out his light saber and threatened to do him in.  Aragron was the next to jump up when Han blew a kiss, and soon the two pairs were arguing.  Then Legolas jumped up when Leia pinched him, and I accused him of being a two-timer.  I had almost made him apologize when Frodo said he'd take the ring to Mordor.  Well of course he would!  He also said that we could settle our disputes over the fires of Mount Doom.  I like the way this hobbit thinks.

            Turns out other hobbits and droids were listening and agree with the plan.  Sam was the first to first the motion.  Go figure.