Day 4
Frodo
Have started off again towards Mount Doom. Can't seem to get away from Aragorn and Han. Both men absurdly into me. But then again, who can resist? Caught Threepio trying to get a look at the ring. When Sam accused him of trying to steal it, he said that he was only looking because he liked gold. Artoo zapped him when he tried to get a second look…Merry and Pippin told him he'd have to kill Aragorn in order to get a look at it. Aragorn is now constantly dodging Threepio. They also told Artoo that Threepio liked Aragorn more. Artoo is now out to kill Threepio. Poor droids. Merry and Pippin find it hysterical.
Aragorn told me today that Han was an evil Wizard in Disguise trying to take the ring. No! Decided not to tell Sam as he might do something rash. Instead, I called Jaba the Hutt. Aragorn said that Leia told Legolas that Jaba hates Han. Han now carbonated. Yes! Except now we have to carry him all the way there.
I hate Luke. Hate him. Stole his light saber named "Bee" and told Pippin to give it to Artoo for safekeeping. Also, told Leia that Luke was planning on killing Legolas. She now has a new mission, no longer wants to rule Rivendell. Told Legolas that Luke wanted a hair cut and told Aragorn that Luke tried to approach me. Now everyone's out to get Luke! HA!
Anyhoo, ring seems to be attracted to Han's carbonated body. Maybe it's not gold after all. Some sort of metal. Cheap ring. I should've gone to the Gap of Rohan. Heard Aragorn saw some nice ones there…now I'm stuck walking right here with the body of Han that Aragorn carries on his shoulders. He's so strong! Am started to feel strangely attracted to Han, though. (giggle)
Legolas told Leia today that he didn't think it would work out between them. Leia pulled out blaster and threatened to kill him. He told her Han was more her style and that he preferred being single. Also, he had a problem with her hair…he though she might be prettier then he. Leia then proceeded to go over and shove Han off of Aragorn's shoulders. The carbonated body fell an broke. He's free! OH NO!
Legolas went to Gimli. Gimli doesn't care. He has Chewy. Legolas now pouting. Wonder if Pippin will switch places with me. Han won't put me down. Ring seems to still be attached to him…