Day 7
Pippin
Ran from Gandalf, today. Stupid Obi-Wan gave him a light saber. Now I'm dead. Actually, I'm quite convinced that if I reason with him, he'll let me live. Maybe if I tell him that Merry and I are trying to learn pointy hat trick…or maybe I'll tell him he can have the droids. Merry would kill me then. It seems he has become quite attached to them. Poor Merry…
Stupid elf is now running with me. Somehow he caught up. Why couldn't it be Aragorn? Someone who could back me up? He asked if I ran daily. Considering kicking him, but his company's nice. After a nice chat about free haircuts and watermelon, we stopped so I could take a breather. Told him to go back and get Merry.
A few minutes later I was running with Merry, who told me Gandalf wasn't back there anymore. Said Legolas would've seen him when he dropped him off. Merry's an idiot. Probably too busy eating that luscious carrot…I want that carrot. Has he no manners? He got the carrot last time too…(pout) Why does he get everything? He even gets to become a war hero…stupid hobbit. Maybe I'll do something rash…I'll merry Chewbacca! What am I thinking?
Was informed that Han had called Millennium Falcon to come pick him up because he chickened out of the mission. Stupid mortal. Heard that Aragorn was beginning to fancy him. They were so much alike…I suppose it was for the best then. Sam will be happy. Also heard that Obi-wan and Gandalf disappeared…that's just like Gandalf. Make a big entrance then disappear. To bad, wanted to see pointy hat trick on last time…Merry just doesn't have it down yet.
Was also told that since Legolas wanted Gimli, Leia went with Han. Also heard that she left him all her plans for taking over the world. Hope Aragorn keeps an eye on that elf… Also, Gimli found out that Chewbacca had lice and he sheds beasts in the winter, so they too broke up. Not sure what happened to droids. Maybe they're still back there…Urik-hai seem much more fascinating now, though.
While I tried to get carrot away from Merry, got picked up by Urik-hai, who offered to run us back to fellowship. They obviously have a bad sense of direction. They're running the wrong way. Wait! There are some mushrooms! As long as I can eat, they can keep running…
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Comments. I don't know about you, but this one isn't as great as the first. I was in a weird mood when I wrote it and it was late…is it still okay? I got the idea when I heard a guy put the LOTR with HP and SW at a speech meet. So I tried my own version. Credit defiantly goes to him. As well as Tolkien, again, Cassandra Claire, and George Lucas. These are not my characters. These are brilliant writers to whom I owe tons of credit. I also want to thank again, Nárie, who helps with so much. So…questions? Comments? Ideas? Anything, please…I'm all ears. The next one will be better, I promise. This one is just kinda weird. Oh well. I'm not perfect. Make sure you check out the first one titled, The Secret Adventures of the Fellowship featuring Pirates of the Caribbean and LOTR! (I'm hoping to write the POTC journals on that adventure; you know, like their view on the adventure, some time soon. It was requested, so be patient. It's coming!) Also, be sure to check out the story entitled, Legolas Wanted. And let me know what you think! Thanks for reading and look for future SECRET ADVENTURES!!